I always pictured them tasting like Shock Tarts which I guess are called Shockers now. God damn, that shit was indeed like crack as a kid.
What if Jimmy Neutron was all just a pizza's dream
Not Sweet Tarts, Shock Tarts. That's what they were called when I was a kid.
I almost threw up
Whoever thought of that should be fired
There was purple and green colored.
The real problem was that it didn't even have the same texture as normal Ketchup and tasted different too. It was like something altogether different and awful.
>that episode where Jimmy gave his friends cancer and then cured it
>that episode where he made it not cancerous some how and also in a tube
It was also that episode where they reused a lot of assets for whatever reason, like they just ran out of budget or ideas and decided to make a random mix of a couple episodes
>high as a kite
>go to drug store with friend
>aisles and aisles of candy
>lost in a land of color
>see a tube of shockers peek out at me
>buy that shit
>start unwrapping as soon as i pay for it
>eating 2 at a time
>finish tube in 5 minutes
>wake up the next day
>mouth is fucking raw
>That episode where Jimmy and Cindy Body Swap
>The solution was to just switch memories between the two
>Carl Sheen and Libby in charge of deciding who was supposed to know what
>"Whisling, I don't know, does Cindy whistle? I'll just give it to her"
Seriously, what was with shockers and how they pretty much destroyed your tongue after only eating a pack? I loved the taste but I couldn't stand how my tongue felt like it's been vigorously licking a brick afterwords.
Jimmy Neutron had pretty weird character development that happened and later got brought up at the weirdest moments.
>That episode where future Jimmy was married to future Cindy
>Future Libby became a dance dictator of the world because perfume
I really wouldn't know what would have happened in between in order for that to even happen
I always thought they'd taste like these.
Christ anon, you're making my mouth itch just describing it. Fuck, it's not even a problem you'll have with sour candy in general, it's just those particular too must of the time. Where they invented by an alien race as some form of sick torture to make humans want to basically murder their mouths?
>That fucking episode where Jimmy and Cindy decide to actually do the whole BF and GF
>They absolutely like it
>Everybody else doesnt it
>Cue LETS FUCK UP EVERYTHING AND BREAK THEIR RELATIONSHIP
>That episode where Jimmy got a toy Koffing from a video game arcade.
When I saw the OP image this is what I immediately thought of. They were available as prizes from my local arcade during the height of Pokémania and I had a brief nostalgia trip looking at it.
>ate an entire bag of sour patch kids while watching the two towers in theaters
mouth was raw for the rest of the day
>that episode where Sheen almost destroys the world after becoming smarter from one of Jimmy's inventions
So from the 7th episode on Jimmy was in a woman's body with a woman's memories and the main character became the bitchy antagonist chick tricked into believing she was a nerdy boy?
What the fuck even was this show?
It tastes exactly like the fourth flavor of ice cream.
Good idea. Let's let a girl's parents know that a boy on the cusp of puberty had complete control over her body.
Not to mention that their parents don't know them as well as their friends. Jimmy's dad is a lost cause and his mom would probably have him keep some of Cindy's memories to be a better son.
Jesus christ I know that feeling.
>Sitting around at a friend's house in high school
>They have a giant bag of sour patch kids
>Half of it's already gone but there's still a ton
>They don't want the rest
>Spend the rest of the night basically eating the whole thing
My mouth was begging for death for the next three days.
>loved reading up on space as a kid
>see the jimmy movie
>they start flying around the surface of the sun
>the tips of your eye teeth
u wot m8?
I love how the writers brought that sort of stuff up
>Hey Jimmy, how come astronauts have to wear suits and stuff but we can just fly around wearing normal clothes?
> Good question Sean, you see what's happening is...
>cuts to Carl singing
>There was purple and green colored
>that episode where Jimmy got Cindy pregnant
Anime body swaps tend to keep the voices in the right bodies, it's probably because people actually look forward to the VAs acting like completely different characters and they keep that for the dubs. One of my more favorite body swap gags is probably from Blazblue Continuum Shift Extend's Relius Gag reel ending.
>that episode where they go on the moon and mine crystals and make crystal burritos
God, I always wanted to try this.
That shit was nasty.
That episode actually scared me at least a bit. Messed up episode, yo.
I think the Fourth Flavor was just Rompope. That shit is delicious.
>You'll never stay the night at your pals house
>You'll never wake up in the morning and walk to 7-11 to get Shocktarts and a cherry Slurppy ever again
>You'll never eat leftover pizza for lunch again
>You'll never eat leftover pizza for lunch again
Speak for yourself, I get myself a deepdish, family sized pepperoni pizza for myself and finish the rest the next day.
Killing myself has never felt this fucking good.
>that episode when a bunch of space pirates hijacked an evil super-advanced fast food resteraunt shaped like a burger then fly into the sun with it
>that time jimmy's nano-bots flew a death-frisbee and tried to systematically delete all of humanity
>they almost succeeded, but ran out of space in their trash bin application and were about to empty it so they could delete jimmy and Hugh, the last two people on earth
>jimmy fucks them up at the last second by forcing them to contmplate Pi's infinite decimals
What a ride.
>gif related: tfw talking with a jimmy neutron writer
>that one episode where Hugh becomes a master of time manipulation and makes a woman go through the painful process of childbirth seven times
I'd watch an episode of Jimmy Neutron where Jimmy had to give a computer a human virus after giving a bunch of people a computer virus.
Wow, that does sound exactly like something that happened.
>mfw I actually liked this show
I never got why this show and Doug got so much flak.
>that episode where Jimmy goes to jail and is implied to have been raped
Sleep tight, Pizza
Also, Jimmy Neutron sucked.
I wonder if they taste better than the EEnE jawbreakers.
>that one episode where Sheen blasts into space and is never
I always wanted to try the different kinds of bread from Breadwinners
Don't even try and say you didn't have these at least once.
What, so... they didn't like a cool ranch doritos chip or have cool ranch seasoning on them?, then what's the point making them Blue if they don't taste different, to make it look good?!
no way that exists man
I need sauce
Gee Jimmy this is some ultra great pie you have here. Sheen i dont need you to tell me how good my pie is my Dad buys it in bulk from a manufacturer and i enhance its taste and lifespan now the same father i share my home with will be coming home in 2 hours so please tell me why youve dragged this dead nigger through my house and then to my lab SHEEN DOES MY LAB SAY DEAD BIGGER STORAGE? GET LIBBY THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MEAN SHEEN THE ULTRA RAPING MACHINE!
Jimmy Neutron was also about to end as well.
Difference is, Jimmy Neutron actually did die and FOP is just a walking corpse at this point, only kept alive because Nickelodeon hates actually good new ideas, and anything that doesn't have to do with "Random guy on the internet". Seriously, it's only a matter of time when people just get sick of Spongebob and FOP and Nick actually has to find something new to stick.
"How good could it be?" I thought, regarding the burgundy liquid carefully. Across the table from me, the twisted old man smiled slyly.
"Please, sir, try." he whispered, his hushed voice the sound of dry leaves blown over a roughly cobbled street. "Thou shall find it more than lives up to thy expectations, I am sure."
I nodded at him and lifted the crystal goblet into the air, watching the light play through the crimson liquor. I'd come a long way for this drink... searched long and hard for this old man... and I'd be damned to let anything rush me, now. The moment was to be savored.
I raised the glass to my lips, inhaling the stuff's aroma. The bouquet was light, sweet, intoxicating... almost dizzyingly so. I'd tried countless drinks... written tomes about them, their flavors and smells, means of manufacture, in my journeys across the Planes. But this... this stuff was supposed to be legendary. No living man I'd found or heard of had tried the stuff. The stories were ridiculous - nothing could taste quite so good - but if there were the slightest bit of truth to them, this would be some fine liquor indeed.
At last, I drunk of the goblet, a cautious sip...
Incredible! Indescribable! As the flavor washed over my palette, I fought the urge to shudder with delight. Nothing... *nothing* I had tried in all my long years had tasted quite like this. I looked up at the old man, startled to find my glass empty - I had drained it all in a single draught. I wiped my eyes with the back of my hand, not entirely sure when I had begun to cry.
"Tears of joy, eh?" The old man laughed softly. "Quite pleasing to the tongue, is it not? Wouldst thou like some more, perchance?" He smiled at me once more.
"Yes... yes, if I might..."
"Surely." he replied, refilling my glass. Try as I might, I could not resist downing it in a single gulp. I thrust my finger into the goblet in an attempt to find some last, hidden drop of the stuff.
Several times more did he fill the goblet, and each time I gulped the stuff down as a starving man would devour a feast, unable to control myself, to deny myself another exquisite taste of it.
"A drink such as this... a man wouldst do anything for it, no?"
I nodded without hesitation. "Yes, a man would..." Looking at him, his sly smile suddenly took on a whole new meaning. A sense of horror began to creep over me, even as I began to yearn painfully for more of the blood-red liquor...
"Yes, yes..." The old man grinned, his yellow eyes gleaming. "A man *wouldst* do anything, in the *thrall* of such a drink... even the most terrible, the most heinous of deeds... as thou shall see, my newest servant."
I always interpreted it as a fourth Basic flavor, Most flavors you'll find our variations on the flavors found in Neapolitan. If you look closely at the descriptive you'll find things like " vanilla ice cream with" or "chocolate ice cream With" The fourth flavor is A missing basic flavor.
>We have to stop them before they get to Mt. Incredibly unstable! It's it's incredibly unstable!
>How do you know this stuff?!
HLUK HLUK HLUK YEAH WHOOOOO CARIBUUUU
The bread on the bottom left is the only appetizing one, but that's probably because it's a fucking photograph. I've seen mediocre hobby artists draw much better looking food, I wish they'd at least try.
The pink one looks like prickly pear syrup, minus everything appetizing about prickly pear syrup. It's like eating the paint you apply to those little hobby models of the old muscle cars.
>I never got why this show and Doug got so much flak.
Because people associate Doug with nostalgiafags, even though it wasn't a bad show. Jimmy Neutron is one people don't like mentioning because it gives them PTSD about unfunny epin menes from Facebook.
>I JUST SAW AN EGG, A BABY, A GRANNY, A RICH KID, AND 2 LIZARDS GUYS yeah
Attack of the twonkies was hilarious
Come on, I can't be the only one who wanted to eat these as a kid
Sleep tight, Pizza
island adventure and the nigger girl carl and sanchez save em' after being lost in the hoverboat but theres still episode time so they just keep going to the island to fuh and the gang is like this shit sus
>People are really shocked that it was a real episode
Since when did the fucking sleepover episode suddenly get treated as lost media all of a sudden? That episode was reran to hell. It's almost as if all people know about Jimmy Neutron is that one "Pizza is aggressive" video
listen man, i saw every episode of jimmy neutron but then i grew up and did a bunch of drugs
>That one episode where Jimmy went back in time to make his family rich
>He found out that it made his family a bunch of assholes, and decided to make them not rich
>There was literally no conflict the whole episode
>you sick duck, how many times did you make her experience childbirth?!
>You may as well ask "how many pies have you eaten?"
Yes the duck thing was intentional
Because the VAs don't want to have to master the accent, cadence, and intonation of another character just for one episode. Sometimes if the VA is especially skilled or they already play the other character they will be willing to do it, like in that JLU episode where Luthor and Flash swapped bodies because they were played by Clancy Brown, who's a boss voice actor, and Michael Rosenbaum, who already played Luthor on Smallville.
Green doesn't need any special dye; ketchup is cheaper to make with green tomatoes, so they likely didn't use any to save money, opposed to the purple shit which has a different dye.
It was more of a goal than anything, and the episode was still pretty bland, considering nothing much happened other than "Oh hey I changed time... I hate it, even though I have the books I want now, better change it back! There, everything's back to normal."
>misread why with r instead of h
Fuck I had to do this to satisfy my own serendipity.
Huh man I'll have to admit it this is a really good thread..I didn't even knew the show had haters and yeah it had its moments...really fucked up moments once you review them as a grown up but..it was fun while it lasted.,now it's just depressing that some of us spent hours at the show and..it's been years since I could even remember it exists or anything related to the time that the show was aired and all that stuff..it's just..fucked up..I need some dmt for this stuff
I still remember the constant pantyshots we got from the show.
Specially from Cindy.
That's the only reason I watched it.
holy shit. just realized now that Debi derryberry also voices Maureen in f is for family. In fact you can hear her use Maureen's voice in this episode when jimmy tries to talk like Cindy.