This episode was proably the weakest. Pearl just suddently fixes the van, the song was weak as hell, the animation and posing was just so off you can tell they just sent this whole episode off to Korea and Amy's voice actor couldn't give THREE FUCKS about acting.
3/10 hopefully the low point of the series.
Nothing, it means he wants to learn even more about being a space warrior with crystal powers.
Just wait until he goes out on a mission and starts slowly yelling "CRYSTAL... GEM.... POWER!" in the middle of a fight.
Screencapped some of my favourite QUALITY moments from this awful, awful episode.
Oh look, its that episode of Spongebob where he gets the shell horn thing to call Mermaid Man and Barnicle boy for dumb things.
Oh wait sorry, my bad,
its that episode of Powerpuff Girls where the mayor abuses the phone to call the girls for dumb things like opening a pickle jar.
That's not fair. They age better and are significantly less batshit crazy compared to Japs. I mean look at this guy, he is pretty hot.
>this entire post
Never before have I seen so much wrong contained in one post.
Both Steven and the Stevens and Rose's Room were leagues better than this fucking bullshit trash heap of an episode.
That scene was so weird. I could tell it was supposed to be-- erotic? But it was so random and off-putting, not to mention off-model. Not that I find on-model Pearl all that attractive, but this didn't help.
Oh, look, it's Obvious Shit Man.
Story wise I like it better than Onion Trade, but art wise yeah, it's the worst. Its just the hands that do it for me.
I still enjoyed it though, its just not an episode I'll rewatch.
>unoriginal but still decently done story
>horrible, stiff, angly art
>the synthetic storm thing was kinda cool though
>nice to see Steven and his Dad actually bonding
>that iris out tho. 10/10
Eh. 5/10 it was okay but i probably won't watch it twice.
Man, I didn't really like this episode. It felt really flat overall, the dialogue felt unnatural, the posing was wooden, the composition of the shots were really uninteresting and just overall it felt contrived. It's apparently the first episode for one of the boarders, which makes sense. I hope he/she was just kinda getting the hang of things here, and it doesn't become a recurring thing.
Do any of you /co/mrades ever have naughty thoughts about any of the gems? Every passing day I think I'm becoming romantically and sexually attracted to Pearl. I really don't care for all that waifu stuff, I have a gf, but for some reason I'm becoming attatched to this fictional cartoon character. I keep having fantasies about us two going on a romantic date, and afterwards, I hold her in my arms, bring her to the bedroom, and kiss each other while things get more hot and heavy, as I suck on her nipples and she sucks on my penis. Pearl starts to beg for my cock inside of her, so I gently thrust in and out of her warm vagina, holding herself to the bedspread so she doesn't thrash in ecstasy. She continually moans in pleasure, making me go faster, and just when I'm about to release my load, I bring my dick to her face and splatter wads of semen onto her pale, soft, beautiful face. I go down on her next, rubbing her clitoris and eating her pussy, bringing her such pleasure that she squirts in my mouth. We finish by kissing and licking, not caring about the exchange of our fluids.
Is there something wrong with me /co/? Is it right to feel this way about something as simple as a drawing?
What was up with Pearl in the end?
Is she just afraid of close contact in general?
Or is it just Greg that she finds repulsive?
Maybe she's afraid of contact with humans, Greg in particular, after Rose's death, since all she knows about how it happened, is that she spent a lot of time with Greg.
Don't worry, guys. the art will be back to normal next week.
Gotta agree, I was thoroughly let down, but still, if this is as bad as it gets, that's pretty damn good, and hey at least we got greasemonkey Pearl out of it.
oh man, I REALLY need more Mechanic Pearl art
Only if it's greasy, ripoff mechanic Pearl.
>Yeah, while I was realigning your brakes I noticed a leak.
>Turns out you have a crack in your reciprocating drive fluid reservoir, don't worry, I can get a spare, but it'll be a couple of days unless you want to pay extra for expedited shipping.
>tiny off model head coupled with disgusting art style
Uhh... yeah... sexy
It was... THEORETICALLY sexy, I will give you that.
>Pic related, it was my boner during this scene
Are you Fresherluke?
Oh, look, it's that episode where a side character gets sick and has a noisemaker to call the main character when they need something. The side character abused this privilege and then it turns out they aren't sick.
You didn't have to get so specific, man. This is a pretty standard episode for cartoons, except maybe the part where Greg apologizes and tries to make amends.
This actually kind of cute. I don't get why people hate this guy?
Over time, will the Steven Universe fandom develop the same problem as the Adventure Time fandom? The Adventure time fandom tends to be like drug addicts; They are unhappy if every episode is not more epic and grandiose than the last, and one day it will probably kill them.
You are right about the drug addict part, but got the wrong description. Its more of, they keep going back to it even though they are well aware thats its bad and they say theyve quit, and one day it will probably kill them(the fanbase)
>Over time, will the Steven Universe fandom develop the same problem as the Adventure Time fandom?
I wouldn't know, I neverlook into fandoms because they are all shit and I'm not 16 years old.
Man I love opal so much, really hope we get more of her and her soothing voice
This isn't anything new. Sanic physically appeared in the Holo-Pearl episode, not to mention Steven owns an accurate N64.
You know which Gem mom is best?
There needs to be more Opal & Garnet interactions
Pearl was the more dominating personality in the mix so she shined through more. Amethyst's personality shined through with Sugilite though. Odds are Pearl's and Garnet's fusion will be Garnet large and in charge.
When it comes to the tri-fusion, I'm expecting it'll be a fight for dominance with whacky hijinks ensuing
She's never shown any concern for germs before, and although she and Garnet do show a fear of human interactions, it appears to be more from them not understanding the meaning of human gestures.
Here ya go buddy
if i spoiler a pic that has tits, will I still be banned?
Thanks anon, going to have to find it again then.
>Eddy uses his giant tongue to pull Double D closer.
ayyy found it
its actually kinda nice, they're cute together
>Hypersentive skin/senses...she's like a germaphobe.
>She's never shown any concern for germs before, and although she and Garnet do show a fear of human interactions, it appears to be more from them not understanding the meaning of human gestures.
I subscribe to the idea that Pearl is afraid of physical contact with Greg because he killed Rose with his love.
Hi Steven. Say, do you like
No, what you are thinking of is my face. Which for some reason is fobidden.
I don't add myself in EMM. It's stupid and ruins the flow of a fanfic.
>"Now Steven, if you run into any trouble out there, go strait into it cause that shits awesome."
Is this show good?
Will it make me feel less alone?
>Is this show good?
If you enjoy slower paced cartoons you'll love it, just give it a few episodes. 1st episode isn't great but watch it anyway.
>Will it make me feel less alone?
I always wonder how it feels to draw people drawing.
ALSO PEARL YOUR SO CUTE ALL THE TIME
just got finished watching this episode, the song in the beginning was really really fucking annoying and steven was wining way more than usual, this episode was horrible filler
>that awful song
god how are people still watching this show.
the whole god dam episode! wah my power arent working, wah my dads leg isnt really broken, wah im crying in the middle of talking every other sentence
i fucking hate how steven universe actually turned out, the show would be so much better if it was just about the crystal gems
Oh sure all he did was deprive the world of one of the major forces that kept it safe from total destruction at the hand of mindless magical beings.
But he LIKED her so WE'RE the ones being petty.
Yes you are. Exactly. Glad we agree.
Greg is just a normal guy that wants to spend time with his son, if anything Rose would be the one to blame because she knows what it means to be a Crystal Gem.
Pearl in particular is incredibly passive aggressive towards him.
>Yes you are. Exactly. Glad we agree.
>Greg is just a normal guy that wants to spend time with his son, if anything Rose would be the one to blame because she knows what it means to be a Crystal Gem.
FUK U CUNT IM GONNA GIB YOU IN THE GOBBA U WOT
I hope becky is in this thread right now
>tfw there's a chance Sugar won't see this
I hope she stalks every SU thread (unlikely)
Nigga pls, we all know she spends pretty much all her down time lurking these threads, she'll never admit it but we know it...
Knowing that, do you think Rebecca would masturbate to rule 34 of herself?
Pearls are organically formed, and there fore aren't true gems. The same goes for stuff like Jet, Amber, Ivory and other bone parts. They are used as gems, but aren't truly gems.
I'm not saying that they fucked up by using Pearl as a gem. I'm just saying that it opens up for some pretty weird gems to be used later in the show.
Well they used Lapis Lazuli as a gem, despite the fact she's actually a semi-precious stone. So I'm just gonna say it only has to loosely fit the idea of a gem to count as a gem in the show.
Pearls are organic gems so i don't know how they aren't organically formed
"Gemstones have their own science as well, called gemology, which is a branch of mineralogy. But the concept of a gemstone is based on human value judgements. A gemstone is usually defined as a highly attractive and valuable piece of cut and polished mineral that is used in jewelry or other decorations. The science of gemology studies the special physical and optical properties of this subset of the mineral world.
However, this definition of a gemstone is not particularly scientific since it does not make much reference to the physical properties of gemstones. Attempts to remedy this shortcoming by referring to the unusual hardness and rarity of gemstones have not been very successful. Some gemstones, such as fluorite, are not especially hard. Also, rarity depends on what is being mined at any given time. Amethyst, the violet variety of quartz, was once quite rare; but today it is fairly abundant.
Lapis Lazuli from AfghanistanTo further complicate matters, certain rocks, such as lapis lazuli, are classified as gemstones, since lapis has a long history of use in decoration. Lapis lazuli is composed of several minerals, including sodalite, calcite and pyrite. Certain organic materials, such as amber and coral, are also classified as gemstones, although they have no crystal structure at all, and would not even be described as organic minerals. Actually amber is classified as a mineraloid ('somewhat mineral-like') along with amorphous materials like opal and mercury.
So we can say, by way of an answer, that minerals are crystalline; that rocks are made up of aggregates of minerals; and that gemstones are minerals that humans find especially attractive and valuable (plus a few rocks and organic materials that have found favor). There is a system to it, but the concept of a gemstone, it is fair to say, is a purely human invention."
A quick google search could teach you
Yeah, I guess they are mostly going for what is used as a gem and not what would actually be counted as one. Though this still leaves the option of Jet, Amber and Kidney Stones (yes you can some times sell your kidney stones if they have a good size) as potential gems.
>Lapis Lazuli is a gemstone
Forgive my ignorance comrade, I thought semi-precious stones didn't count as gems, I was wrong.
I'm in Moab and have been hiking to see arches and stuff. It was something to do, and I dig fossils, no pun intended. If I had really let my autism loose I would have bought an Amethyst, Garnet, Pearl, and Rose Quartz. I did get a Opalized Ammonite though.
Tell me /co/. Tell me about Pearls' nose. What is the secret to her nasal superiority?
Nose growth you say?
daaaaamn, Pearl must be spamming some big lies to Steven again.
What about a quantum spin liquid gem?
That was my first thought, but I figured the lack of ability to hold any order would at best leave them constantly dazed and unable to direct their power well. Maybe something like an early Jim Carrey, but definitely closer to Mr. Magoo than Gazoo. At worst, I'd say she'd be a Bunny or Transmutate and end up as brain-damaged as she is powerful, then die tragically.
You're right, we can't take results from ISIS neutron source as science because ISIS are terrorists.
and we'll never get to see her again
T-thank Steven Universe
>and we'll never get to see her again
T-that's not confirmed anon, w-we might see her again.
Pls Sugar, don't let Lapis die.
I dunno, it felt like they were hinting at her return
That is patently false and untrue.
Lapis a second tier Pearl a queen bitch.
So, anyone have the deleted image?
I find it amusing that I see this soon after seeing some of the Seinfeld episode where
Elan leaves a sexy message on Jerry's answering machine. It seems an appropriate callback.
Calling for invasions is against the rules brah, plus it wasn't that bad of an episode anyway.
I know what you mean, real feet are a shit, but hot fucking damn SU will make me a footfag very soon if it keeps this up.