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Describe the last shit you took with a spongebob quote
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>>65735349
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
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>>65735349
>And then you.... Swam.... Down the drain
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BIG
HAIRY
AND PINK!
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>>65735349
Oh no he's hot!
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CHOOOOCOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAATE
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MY LEG?!
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Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
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Are you Squidward?
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Ew, glove-flavored.
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The power within
The power within
The power within
THE POWER WITHIN!!
YEAH!
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>>65735349
YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
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BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTYNESS, I DEMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE, TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
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And the winner is, Rocky!
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>Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!
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*raspberry noises*
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Heeh, heeh... SpongeBob... Bored.
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>have you finished those errands?
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I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
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At night!
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BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
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squidward smells....
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>Deuueaugh
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Ahh, Goo Lagoon.
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It's not just a boulder *sob* it's a rock.
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That kind of smelly smell.
That smelly smell that smells smelly.
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I'LL CUT THE CHEESE!
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"This is work?!"
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SOILED IT
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you ready to go crazy?
Patrick Star: I'm already hearing voices!
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Ahh, POOP. You never let us down!
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WHAT THE
IT'S STUCK
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MY LEG
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I LOVE BEING PURPLE
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Holy fuck this thread. I have not laughed this hard in forever.
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>>65736742
April fools, you little sausage!
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PUT THAT DOWN BILLY THAT HAS GERMS ON IT
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Look at me I'm swabin the bathroom.... At night
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>>65736767
YOOOU STIIIINK!
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>this isn't your average everyday darkness
>this is...advanced darkness
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>Don't worry cap'n, we can buff out those scratches!
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not the perfume department
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I can't pfffrt understand pfffrt your accent pfffrt.
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AND THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS...
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PINKY UP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd2Q6Fagemg
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I'm Dirty Dan!
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>>65736855
>>65736861
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It took me three days to make that potato salad
THREE DAYS
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>>65736887
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the Iron Butt.
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Oh boy, 3am!
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>oh! these aren't homemade! they were made in a factory. . . A bomb factory. They're bombs.
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BIG.
MEATY.
CLAWS.
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>>65737022
AGAINST ALL THE ODDS
AGAINST ALL YOUR PAIN
YOUR BACK'S ON THE WALL
WITH NO ONE TO BLAME
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How can there be fire if we're underwater-
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Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
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The saws are on the way!
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>Why are you still... ALIVE?!!!
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FIRMLY GRASP IT
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>>65735349
I have diarrhea
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>>65736989
When that pie hits his lower intestine... BOOM!
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AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
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Ravioli! Ravioli! Great barrier reef!
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>Everything's in red!
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>Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!
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>>65735349

Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!
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I really need to learn to say it don't spray it
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And for the girls, hairy
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>>65736116
Yes, sir. With or without nuts?
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>I'm Doing It!
>I'm Doing It!
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This is more appropriate for the aftermath
Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?
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Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
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Anchovies...
ANCHOVIES!!!!!!!!
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Some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...
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NOT THE SEVEN TRIALS OF MONKEY LAGOON
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I wanna go hoooooooome!
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SHIIIIIIP
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THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE!!
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TWO PICKLES!
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>you took my only food
>now I'm going to starve
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let's get naked
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Reporting for duty! I am ready to take my position... IN THE HALL!!
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This fucking episode...
>One cryin' Johnny comin' up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up!

>I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Too bad that didn't kill me.
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I hope the crowd brings lots of ibuprofen
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Sounds like a rip snorting good time
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That's the appetizer!
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N is for No Survivors
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Perfect entry! And toasted almonds? That's unexpected!
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THE WINNER TAKES ALL
IT'S THE THRILL OF ONE MORE KILL
THE LAST ONE TO FALL
WILL NEVER SACRIFICE THEIR WILL

(DRUM SOLO)
DON'T EVER LOOK BACK
ON THE WIND CLOSING IN
THEIR ONLY ATTACK
ON THE WINGS OF THE WIND
OH, THE DAYDREAM BEGINS


AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET SWEET VICTORY!
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>>65738031
JUST LOOK AT THAT CONCENTRATION!
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Is there anything this word you can not describe with a Spongebob quote?
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Too bad that didn't kill me.
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How the hell is this thread so perfect?
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Hey, I saw you on tv last night
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>>65738031
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>>65738061
Fuck, I lost it.
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>>65738031
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>>65737132
>anything after season 3
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>And now with two hands!
>It's a giraffe
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>AND GREEN SLIME WILL OOZE FROM THE WALLS
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>>65738031
FUCKING PERFECT! 10/10
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NOT THE WAY I USE THEM
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I'll admit that did slow me down. But I'm still goin for it
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LIFE'S AS EXTREME HOW YOU WANNA MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Where's the leak, ma'am?
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>>65738189
I must be the only person who likes the unpunished mean spirited humor of post-movie Spongebob.

Don't get me wrong, it's not as good as pre-movie Spongebob. I just think post-movie episodes have some pretty good gags that go overlooked.
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>DROWN IN IT!!!!!!!
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That's his eager face
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You'll never catch me, Krabs, not after I switch into maximum overdrive! ... I knew I should have gotten the turbo.
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GOOD GRAVY HE'S NAKED
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I'M DIRTY DAN
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>With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!
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>>65735349
we had Italian last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i6RUN9Akuo
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Whaaaat? It's just an ordinary Krabby Patt--OH MY GOODNESS.
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Sounds like a lot of-
>HOOPLA!
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cheesy
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now available in six designer colors!
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I was head chef on the SS Diarrhea!
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The sky had a baby!
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>It'll go straight to your thighs!
>AND THEN YOU'LL BLOW UP!
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Sitting... sitting... bleeding...
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Oh no I broke it!
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We're not steaks, we're choice cuts!
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You're hot, you're on fire!
AHH IT BURNS
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>>65738087
BRAN FLAKES!

Bold new taste!

BRAN FLAKES!
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>>65736538
GOOD
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What is this witchcraft? How is it possible that it works?
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1% Evil
99% Hot Gas.
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VICTORY SCREECH! LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!
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And there's the pickles from last time too!

And there's my car keys!
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>>65739169
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>>65738456
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"...under the sea"
I don't know any spongebob quotes
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I was the head chef on the SS. Diarrhea.
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>>65736296
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I call it bold and brash
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>mfw as well
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>EEEEEEEEVIL!
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>>65736457
>>65736116
>>65736971
>>65738192
Oh my god
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>What do you need.
A tailor....
BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS.
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
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AND SUMMA THESE! AND SUMMA THESE! AND.... DONE! BREAK TIME!
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Post Spongebob filenames also.
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>>65739015
10/10
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It goes right through me every time
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Welp, this thread has made me want to watch a few SpongeBob classics.
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LOOK WHAT IT DID TO MY FACE!!!!
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THIS
FUCKING
THREAD
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It's an ITALIAN BULL WORM
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these were white when I bought them.
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are you feeling it now mr. krabs?
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>>65735349

Mr. Krabs, it's so old, and cold...and so very full of mold
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>>65739455
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Look, Patrick! It's the Dirty Bubble.
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>>65735349

A triple scoop of prune, with bran sprinkles!
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Squidward smells... Good.
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HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
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Oooh, a little shaky on the entry... but just look at that form!
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>>65739447
NO.
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>>65739629
10/10
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>Did you WANT it to hurt?
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I sure hope I don't miss again...
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You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess!
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WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
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I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.
Without any milk.
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This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color...
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Are you ready kids?
>Aye aye Captain!
I can't hear you!
>Aye aye captain!
OOOOOOOHHH!!!
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"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast."
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These threads are so hard to post in because almost every quote is perfect for a poop/ejaculation/hamburger you've had at some point.
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>It's evil, it's diabolic, it's lemon scented!!!!!!!!
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"Too bad that didn't kill me."
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Just look at him...Square, the shape of EVIL! !!
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>>65735349
DROP THE LOOOOAD!
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>be true to yourself, dont miss youre chance, and you wont end up like the fool who riped his pants
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>>65739989
Perfect.
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"They laughed, they scoffed, before I had lift-off."
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"The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine."
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I call it...

the NASTY patty
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I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
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Dadadadadada dadadadadadadadadadaaa dadadadadadaaaaa dadlidadadalidadadaaa dadalidadadadadadadaa dadadadadadada dadalidadadadilidadalididada didadilidahdididaa dadadili *exhale* Dadadilidadilidadilidalididaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>65735349
Oh well I guess I'm not wearing any pants today
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Any more of these stunts and I'll be reduced to a puddle.
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Ah POOP, you never let us down!
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I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?
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WE'RE FALLING RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY
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FIVE THOUSAND FEET INTO THE AIR
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>>65740242
Seriously though, has anyone here ever had an anal fissure
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Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
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>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE! IT'S THE APPETIZER!
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FINLAND!
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- These are some oddly looking fish.
- Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps.
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Italian bull worm
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Oops! I dropped it in the toilet!

Well fish it out and I'll dry it with me gym socks!
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>>65740355
my fucking sides
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BACKING UP, BACKING UP, BACKING UP
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I got sand on my buns
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Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma..

What? Ah. Ooh. Eeh. Ah. Ohh.


*explosion*
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I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIIIAC
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It doesn't seem right... [holds up a bottle of seahorse radish] ...but it feels so good!
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ITS A LIQUID

NO WAIT ITS A SOLID, ITS A SOLID
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If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking.
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THEY'RE TEARING ME APART!!!
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It's a giraffe
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I've got the pieces!
I've got the air!
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N is for anywhere and anytime at all
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Ah, P.O.O.P, you never let us down!
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The dark deed you requested has been done Mr. Krabs.
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One watermelon fresh from the manure field
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It's not a boulder! IT'S A ROCK.
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I made this one with my tears
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BRING it AROUND TOWN
BRING IT AROOOOOUND TOOOOOWN
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>Hmm?
>Oh that's not that much
>Hmmm?
>So....?
>Hmmm?
>Hmmmmmmm?!
>HMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
>I had no idea!
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A ONE WAY TICKET TO PAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!
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After all these years I thought I was the master of torture, but that, that just wasn't fair!
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IBUPROFEN
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Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
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WE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD
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Don't touch me, I'm sterile
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Dude, put that thing away! There are like, children here!
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to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
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Why, you're in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight.

Yeah. They said you'd be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure.
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I can almost taste it...
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>oh that's real nice...
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HERE I COME WORMY!
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>>65735349
>"Hey patrick what am i?"
>"Uh stuipd?"
>"No Im texas!"
>DOHOHOHHOHOHO
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>>65740727
U is for uranium! Bombs!
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>>65739329
>More like belongs in the trash!
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"Thank you, David Hasslehoff!"
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>>65739329
More like it came from my ass
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I almost feel sorry for you. *flushes toilet* Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days never to know the rich rewards of being a grownup
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"Worship the magic conch!"
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Well…,at least I still have my personality
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>>65740594
IT'S A LOLSQUID
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Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this!
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The deed is done.
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>>65737326
Oh my fuck
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Every
Villain
Is
Lemon
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How many diapers could one scallop possibly use?
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>Meat ball meat ball, spaghetti underneath!
>Ravioli ravioli, great barrier reef!
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i really laugh with this thread,never change /co/ never change
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I HAVE DIARRHEA!
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>>65740372
>>65740372
FUCK
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>>65738475
Oh god how did I miss this one.
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IM ALREADY HALFWAY THERE!!!
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I need...a tailor
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>>65742500
>>65742377
>>65742344

>dem dubs.

"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
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WE'LL BE HERE EVEN IF IT TAKES US FOREVER!!
FOREVER!!
FOREVER!!
FOREVER!!
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Darn, I like the funnel
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>>65739312
>Ara Mitama
I died
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this is the greatest thread ever!

"Excellent idea! We can use small children to reach places you normally cant!"
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Has no one quoted the "Iron butt" episode yet?
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AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
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"If this goes on any longer im going to be reduced to a puddle!"
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MY LEG

MY LEGGGG.
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>>65736798
MOTHER?
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See you later, Bran flakes.
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F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
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>>65742855
N IS NO SURVIVORS!!!!
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>>65742872
U is for you and me
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>That's not disturbing. THIS is disturbing!
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IT WAS BIG!!!
IT WAS ALL WIIIIGLLLY!!!
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>>65742987
So is patrick's belly button
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LOOK WHAT I GOT UNDER ME KILT!!!
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Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium.

Too late!
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>>65743531
>that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium.
hehehe
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>>65740282
Well played
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>"Our butts are saved, Patrick!"

>"And we did it without getting any on anything but the FLAPPIN FLOTSAM WHAT'S THAT"

>chew chew chew "Wanna bite?"
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"Which one of you yellow bellied sapsuckers stole my candy bar?"
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These underpants were white when i bought them.
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Truly this is a thread for the ages. Fuck, every good-Spongebob thread is golden. What a blessed show it was.
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Can someone please screen cap this whole thread
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>>65735349
Now you're doing the sponge.
Alternatively
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.
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It's not just a boulder... it's a rock!
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eleven times, as a matter of fact.
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>>65740283
Goodbye, everybody! I'll remember you all in therapy!
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"And its only gonna take me-
ONE MORE YEAR!
ONE SUPER DUPER EXTRA FANTASTICAL YEAR!!"
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TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS!

PLASTIC!
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Time to drop anchor Mr. Squidward!
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>>65735349
What're we havin' tonight PuffMama, chili!?
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>gaurd to Mrs. Puff

The things i put up with....
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Alright, take me away boys
*ambulance riding off*
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Two sa-lads.
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>>65744927
>Barnacles. Dirty barnacles!
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Ive already taken it 36 *meow* 37 times!
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Too bad that didn't kill me...
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>Do you think this is funny?
>In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
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Anyone have a can opener?
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Actually, it's pretty big. I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing.
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Ain't NOTHIN' too big or too big or too ornery for me to catch.
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My friend is in there.

"congratulations"
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Im moving to the dark side!
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50% sea
50% weed
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You don't win no silver,
Oh, You only lose the gold,
You push with a fever for your time keeps tolling on!

Against all the odds, against all your pain,
Your back’s on the wall with no one to blame,
Wild hearts won't be tamed!
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I hope i still remember how to do this....
...Yeeees!
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SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED SOILED IT
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>>65738069
>>65738031
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Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?
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KRAKATOA!!!!
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"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?"
"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."
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OPEN SESAME!

...
...
Well ive done all i can do
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>>65738031
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>>65736227
this. the fucker didn't want to come out
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"Just get outta here, you stupid animal!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGukOem2ISA
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We're not just blowing bubbles! We're making bubble art!
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>>65744973
WE'RE TAKIN' ON WATER, MR. SQUIDWARD!
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*dolphin noise*
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How big do you want 'em? Normal? Veiny? And for the ladies... hairy.
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OK, get in.
>>
" Just look at him! Square.... the shape of EVIL!"
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FLOOR IT?
>>
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>>65746616
>Barnacles. Dirty, dirty barnacles.
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>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"Ahahahahahaha!"
>"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE"
>"Eeeh...It'll do."
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"It says, its dark in here."
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DEEUEAUGH!
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He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.
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>>65736557
Holy sweet buddha on a Pogo stick
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>*DOLPHIN CHATTER*
>*FOG HORN SOUNDS*
>*SCREECHING SEAGULLS*
>*SEAL BARKING*
>>
TECHNIQUE!
>>
Just remember Squidward.

POOP!
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"It's time to grow myself large and wide."
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Well.... at least I still have my personality
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Oh my god /co/, I'm in tears. 10/10
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Still no pickles!
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>>65746170
I WANT MY MOMMY MR SQUIDWARD!
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I coulda sworn I was laying on my back...
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>>65746811
I know, right? God, this is just what the doc ordered. Today is gonna be a good day.

My only regret is that I found this thread in public.
>>
Has this thread been archieved yet?
>>
"Squidward! I used your clarinet to unclog the toilet!"
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>>65738031
That's good, you're good.
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>>65747044
>"YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.YOU'RE GOOD."
>Asshole is shredded, bone is showing
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I call this one
the POOP loop
poooooooooooop
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>>65746762
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>>65738031

Jesus fucking Christ
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>>65738387

Lost it
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>>65739169

My sides, my fucking sides.
>>
Italian
Bull
Worm
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>>65739713
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>>65747064

Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
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>>65740372

I can't fucking deal with this thread anymore
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0VGonczZ8s
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>>65741898
This entire episode is perfect everytime they had a episode with the actors Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway it was a instant classic.
>>
and I only cried for 20 minutes
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I'm a goofy goober

Rock
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This is a load of barnacles...
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>Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right?
HOOPLA!
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It'll go straight to your thighs. Then you'll blow up
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>He took off his pants
>I'll give him a week
>I'll give him eleven minutes
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I can almost taste it...
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>>65747777

Oh god
Also, dem quads
>>
"Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this. Hey all you people, Hey all you people, Hey all you people won't you listen to me--? I just had a sandwich, No ordinary sandwich, A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly--... Hey, man!, you've got to try this sandwich! It's no ordinary sandwich! It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea--... [scats] Yeah... Thank you!"
>Add shitting sounds for added context
"SpongeBob, who's playing Squidward's records again?"
>>
>You're gonna have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way
> or the easy way, or the medium way
> or the semi-medium-easy-hard way
> or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way...
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>>65737922
yiss
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Golly, she sure is purdy, Sheldon...
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>>65746811
ive already sprayed powerade over 3 sets of cloths and my pc.

i regret nothing
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And I only cried for 20 minutes
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I seriously have not laughed this hard in months.
>>
And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year
>>
PUSH!

>*HHNGGHHG^
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>>65747818
>...
>So that's how it's gonna be huh?
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>Screaming will get you nowh-
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>this is...
>ADVANCED darkness....
>>
But this is just a little plastic treasure chest...
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>>65748560
>"hey look, Mr Krabs is getting all sweaty again"
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Relax! You're among friends!
>>
>>65744975
underrated post
>>
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid
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IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE MRS PUFF?

WHY IS IT SO HOT IT HERE
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>>65748413
GODDAMN IT
>>
>You mean our butts?
>Can i use mine one last time?
>>
Well hurry it up, lads! Can't squat like this forever!
>>
>>65750395
12/10
>>
>>65738192
>Oh wait, they always do that
>>
I ripped my pants!
>>
Wumbo!
>>
AGHHHH!!!! BUTT CRAMPS!!!
>>
"It tastes like beans and bacon and smells like its been dead"
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>"Not Again!"
>>
What doesn't kill ya... usually succeeds in the second attempt.
>>
This tread is still going on and still perfect.
>>
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It's old and dried out, like that man right there!
>>
>>65740980
Underrated post, my friend.
>>
>OH SPONGEBOB, WHY?????
>>
>Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful tiiiiiiiime!
>>
WHERE'S THE LEAK, MA'AM
>>
>Sooner or later, you're gonna HAVE to go outside!
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>>65736116
>>65736861
>>65736939
>>65737922
>>65738031
>>65740372
>>65740969
>>65745120
>>65746231

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
>>
Seanut brittle?
>>
Kelp Juice?! Is that all?!
>>
EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
IT'LL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS.

AND THEN YOU'LL BLOW UP.
>>
I'm already halfway there...
halfway there...
halfway there..
>>
Well there goes our deposit on these costumes....
>>
Can you do...THIS? Everyone in my family can do this.
>>
>>65748389
Fuck you, I fucking lost it.
>>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
*clunk*
You're welcome...
>>
I call this one; Bold and Brash
>>
Thats not my wallet...
>>
But you already ate a whole serving of fried oyster skins a few minutes ago.

mmmmmm, fried oyster skins...
>>
>What's that smell, Spongebob?
>That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.
>>
So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
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Twenty-Four
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>>65752627
twenty FIVE!!!
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Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, TECHNIQUE! First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then...AAAHHH! AAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>
firmly grasp it
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>>65740749
underrated post
>>
AT NIGHT
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>>65746202
>>
Kraka-TOA!
>>
>don't you have to be stupid somewhere else ?
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>>65736224
Underrated.
>>
'Dude, put that thing away. There are children here'
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>“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”
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>What do they make you think of?

>Explosions.... er, I mean erosion!
>>
>“you taste like glass”
>>
>“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
>>
>“It’s not just any boulder……..it’s a ROCK!”
>>
Which one of you varmints is the real Dirty Dan?
>>
>”We are in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here.”
>>
>>65740177
Under-rated post

I'm just imagining it poking its little head out
>>
>“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”
>>
>“Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.”
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>Woo! Shake it! Shake it!Yeah! Shake that bubble butt!
>>
Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams..
>>
>“Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz”
>>
>“Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toliet !"
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Oh my god - a floating shopping list! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>
I think I'm gonna eat mine, now.
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>Thanks for the show, Dad. Now can we open the presents?
>Oh, all right. Presents for me darling little sardine. It's from me.
>Oh you shouldn't have. What is it, Daddy? It wouldn't be those totally hip new flipper slippers all my friends are using, would it? Everyone wants them.
>Uhh...well, they might be.
>Whee! Oh, you shouldn't have, yay, you shouldn't have. I mean, Dad, you really shouldn't have!
>>
TALL TAN AND HANDSOME!
>>
Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE
>>
>Too cold
>Too hot
>Toulouse-Lautrec
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It appears as though we'll have to plug up these holes.
>>
>>65753866
Hue
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>Too bad that didn't kill me
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>>65738031
>>
THEY'RE TEARING ME APAAARRRT!!!
>>
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!
>>
>We did it Pat! We made it past everything! Even those horrible, disgusting, monsters
>>
>>65737175
Dammit, you beat me to it.

"Heheh ...it tickles."
>>
Aw man, it itttches
>>
>>65737945
I love how this is written *exactly* the way it sounds
>>
"First you go like this, then you go like this
double take 3 times- 1, 2, 3
then pelvic thrust"
>>
Keep going, you're good, you're good, you're good aaaaaaaaaand stop! Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches
>>
Uh... I can explain.
>>
>a grape fresh from the vine, your ghostliness >a banana peeled to your liking, your incorporealness
>one watermelon fresh from the manure field, your spookiness.
>>
>Hey, is that one purple?
>>
>And I went and blew it all sky-high
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