Holy fuck this thread. I have not laughed this hard in forever.
>Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!
This fucking episode...
>One cryin' Johnny comin' up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up!
>I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
THE WINNER TAKES ALL
IT'S THE THRILL OF ONE MORE KILL
THE LAST ONE TO FALL
WILL NEVER SACRIFICE THEIR WILL
DON'T EVER LOOK BACK
ON THE WIND CLOSING IN
THEIR ONLY ATTACK
ON THE WINGS OF THE WIND
OH, THE DAYDREAM BEGINS
AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET SWEET VICTORY!
I must be the only person who likes the unpunished mean spirited humor of post-movie Spongebob.
Don't get me wrong, it's not as good as pre-movie Spongebob. I just think post-movie episodes have some pretty good gags that go overlooked.
Oooh, a little shaky on the entry... but just look at that form!
Are you ready kids?
>Aye aye Captain!
I can't hear you!
>Aye aye captain!
"They laughed, they scoffed, before I had lift-off."
Dadadadadada dadadadadadadadadadaaa dadadadadadaaaaa dadlidadadalidadadaaa dadalidadadadadadadaa dadadadadadada dadalidadadadilidadalididada didadilidahdididaa dadadili *exhale* Dadadilidadilidadilidalididaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Seriously though, has anyone here ever had an anal fissure
Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
>Oh that's not that much
>I had no idea!
After all these years I thought I was the master of torture, but that, that just wasn't fair!
Why, you're in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight.
Yeah. They said you'd be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure.
I almost feel sorry for you. *flushes toilet* Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days never to know the rich rewards of being a grownup
You don't win no silver,
Oh, You only lose the gold,
You push with a fever for your time keeps tolling on!
Against all the odds, against all your pain,
Your back’s on the wall with no one to blame,
Wild hearts won't be tamed!
Holy sweet buddha on a Pogo stick
I know, right? God, this is just what the doc ordered. Today is gonna be a good day.
My only regret is that I found this thread in public.
Has this thread been archieved yet?
"Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this. Hey all you people, Hey all you people, Hey all you people won't you listen to me--? I just had a sandwich, No ordinary sandwich, A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly--... Hey, man!, you've got to try this sandwich! It's no ordinary sandwich! It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea--... [scats] Yeah... Thank you!"
>Add shitting sounds for added context
"SpongeBob, who's playing Squidward's records again?"
>You're gonna have to get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way
> or the easy way, or the medium way
> or the semi-medium-easy-hard way
> or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way...
IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE MRS PUFF?
WHY IS IT SO HOT IT HERE
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, TECHNIQUE! First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then...AAAHHH! AAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Thanks for the show, Dad. Now can we open the presents?
>Oh, all right. Presents for me darling little sardine. It's from me.
>Oh you shouldn't have. What is it, Daddy? It wouldn't be those totally hip new flipper slippers all my friends are using, would it? Everyone wants them.
>Uhh...well, they might be.
>Whee! Oh, you shouldn't have, yay, you shouldn't have. I mean, Dad, you really shouldn't have!