Hitman Storytime #7

>>65571768
awwww yiss
;_;

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Previous threads here
>>65503476
>>65517689
>>65532340
>>65535179
>>65540851
>>65547710

I think #2 died, but the archive should work just as well.

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Who's all here? Anyone been reading since I started?

AIN'T NO CLOSING TIME, BOYS.

>>65572047
I've been reading it all. First time experiencing Hitman. Much enjoyment

>>65572047
sure

>>65572075
Who's the guy in the back, again ?

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Hey look it's Scully

>>65572209
>Rudi

It can't be him since he died in 1982, but the most well known "Rudi" of Nazi Germany was Hans-Ulrich Rudel, who was the most decorated soldier of the reich (they even had to come up with brand new decorations for his successes!), and the most successful divebomber aircraft pilot on human history.

That, and since he was a pilot, I doubt he would be having nightmares about T34s like he did in one of the previous Hitman books.

>>65572047
Here with you on this ride from start to finish, bud. Thanks for doing all of this. You're my special snowflake, bubsy.

>>65572628
Baytor be stylin', man.

>>65572809
Is this even physically possible considering things like wind resistance and barrel/bullet imperfections that can have an impact on the flight of a bullet?

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>>65572982
*fistbumps through the tears

>>65573196
If I ever see you post under that trip, i'll be sure to thank you again.

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>>65573392
Oh, I'm almost always posting with this one.

>>65573333
Thermite doesn't explode like that, though. It just gets really, REALLY hot and melts everything

>>65572047
Yeah I'm reading

>>65573865
Fallout: New Vegas taught me that.

>>65572241
aw, fuck you

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>>65574056
I finally got around to playing the last two DLCs about a month ago after two years of barely playing it at all. Old World Blues was awesome, but seriously FUCK the Deathclaws in Lonesome Road.

>>65574182
I had it for 360. I put 20 dollars on my microsoft account so I could buy the dlcs because I couldn't find the GOTY edition and my x-box fucked up and I couldn't get my account for half a year and now it won't even let me purchase things because console's a shit.

>>65572047
I am here as well, man. Thank you very much for doing this.

>>65574389
>they pop up in the background

>>65572681
That's some X files shit right there

>>65574675
>Ennis comic
>blacking out the obscenities

hee hee

Hitman still has to go to space and save the justice league right?

>>65574787

That happens sometime within the series itself, but I don't know exactly where. It doesn't make too much difference.

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>>65574787
That's JLA/Hitman, a two-parter that comes after the series finishes. That'll actually have its own thread after this one.

>>65573260
aw man

>>65574899

You're actually storytiming that one too! Awesome!

>>65574874
See, the only problem I have with Ennis, is that he is recycling ideas way too much.

Hitman, Punisher, and The Boys all shared a LOT of same storylines / concepts, and other thoughts of the writer echoing through. The whole "you keep sticking to the old even if it causes problems" thing appeared in all three of the above. Government mooks trying to control supers, again appeared in all three. Superpeople being complete idiots, again. Bob Mitchell and the CIA redhead appeared in both Hitman and Punisher Max. And I'm fairly sure that Eddie Baker (the SAS dude in Hitman) was a prototype of Butcher from The Boys.

And also, the Boys had a section where a guy was day dreaming about using his personal flaw to save the planet from an asteroid. In that case it was a batman parody who had an urge to fuck everything, and he imagined getting shot up to fuck an asteroid so it orgasms so hard that it explodes, saving Earth from destruction. In reality he had a brain tumor and just imagined it, after getting knocked out by debris while saving a lady.

>>65575040
And Natts family here looks like M.M.'s from The Boys - father and mother look similar, and so does Natt for MM.

Also, the whole "evil people fucking up the world" echoed through a lot in Punisher, Hitman, The Boys, and also in Crossed - subverted there, when the Fatal Englishmen were talking to that preacher man.

>>65575666
Is the doctor supposed to look like Marlon Brando here?

>>65575497
she's screwed

>>65576029
egad

>>65576596
Oh what the FUCK

>>65576695
Bahaha!

>>65576695
whoa

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Last issue.

jesus i dont know if i can handle this

>>65576879
;_;

>>65576972
Nobody can

>>65577267
heh

Is this the best final issue of all time?

>>65577289
aw fuck, man why does this have to be so sad

>>65577289
>Goodbye, boys

Oh look

it started raining

inside my apartment

>>65577354
It's raining all over the world

>>65577481
Hard-fucking-core.

>>65572047
I do, thanks for the storytime mate.

>>65577547
...shit

>>65572047
I always meant to read this series. Thanks a lot, man.

You gonna do the JLA crossover next?

>>65577547
>>65577573

>Tommy could've gotten out alive
>he went back for Natt instead

I'm legitimately crying bitch tears over here.

>>65577591
It's Tommy, man

>>65577573
No! NOOO

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The end.

Thanks for reading everyone!

>>65577715


Fuck it

I'm pouring a beer for these guys.

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Unfortunately JLA Hitman wouldn't be able to fit in this thread by a good fifteen pages. So that'll have its own in a bit.

>>65577750
Thanks again, Johnny boy.

>>65577750
thanks

>>65577752
Here here, to the biggest the baddest and the best

>>65577775
Thanks OP you the man

>>65572849
bitching outfit there truman

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>>65577750
Fuck, I just read this for the first time the other day. Fuck.

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>>65577750

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If you're sufficiently recovered from that finale, we have one more tale to tell.

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>>65577715
>>65577750
that ending, man.

Gonna get some beer tomorrow, drink one for the boys.

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>>65577750

ya done good, man. wiping the tears outta my eyes as I post this.

bump for crushing feels

>>65574585
His fucking face in the last pane hahaha

>>65574675
>not even if this was Vertigo
Oh Ennis, you floppy cunt

this is the first time i've read this
;_;

>>65577750
gets me every fucking time...

>>65575497
>I AM BAYTOR
>AND THEY FIGHT WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

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>>65577750
I never got around to reading these the last time they were storytimed. I knew how it ended but I had to see for myself.

I don't know but I think I wish I hadn't

>>65577750
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>65575550
i'm not sure mines work this way...

ummmp

>>65577750
;_;
thanks for the storytime
they never explained natt's hat though knowing ennis some character would ask him if it was the gift of someone important or some shit and we would say it's just a hat he likes

Reading

>>65576879
Issue theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh1hoNwFfg8

>>65571946
is it archive.moe? i can never figure out how to navigate 4archive, and that one seems not the one people speak of when they mean check the archive

I am he?

>>65571768
...it's morning so I'll be reading this sober.

>>65572175
Heib? Really?

>>65572875
The being Hitman, some science asshole could have welded a 109 and a Leichttraktor together and gotten him assigned to drive it.

>>65573166
Vaguely plausible I think.

>>65577750
I'm tearing up here. Glad to have read this.

>>65573822
*snf*

Thank you, dude.

>>65575647
you're not making any kind of interesting point by the way. It's like reading Cormac McCarthy and complaining he writes about people walking too much.

>>65576695
I love you Ennis. Between that and the way the Ringo/Tommy thing was handled this is top shelf stuff

>>65585798
nah m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkxRqV1UDX4
or an Irish ballad of your choosing

>>65577750
Somedays you read a comic that is so bad it makes you confident you can one day make one yourself.
Much rarer is the comic you read that makes you want to strive for even a modicum of its greatness. This is the latter. This is what comics should be like.

>>65574784
I feel like those books are worth the read.

>>65576695
Figured the kid would die like a bitch but this was worse than I expected.

>>65577598

What do you know?

Rain.

>>65576695
meh...great read except this crap.

>>65577750
Thanks for the storytime, Johnny W.

>>65576209
>9mm
lel

>>65577420
well fuck

Bumpo

bumpan

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>>65590551

Another Ennis view on 9mm

>>65596244

>>65589119
I raise you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTacJNkFBGw

>>65599594

>>65599594
what

>>65603022
>Anonymous 09/16/14(Tue)17:40:30 No.65602115 ?
>H
>TMNT-Dimension X Anonymous 09/16/14(Tue)13:28:16 No.65596088 ?
>H

>>65606057

>>65584471

nearing the last days of bump

>>65611216

so long tommy

>>65614258

sadness!