God I hope this whole comic is satire
>those fucking baby/parents pages
full mask + body paint, how is that?
You're asking if /co/ would fuck a furry? You must be new.
I don't know if this is satire. And frankly, I don't want to know.
Yeah, I got the others
>tfw you like larger than average pregnant bellies but no one does anything in between regular and retardedly hyper
I think fursuits work quite well if you embrace the creepiness rather than trying to ignore or fight it.
you want those fixed eyes that never blink, move or make any expression at all?
exposed eyes actually make me feel a bit more okay with these goofy ass costumes
I like the face paint work better
I think I've posted all there is
That's creepy, but
Would be fine. I think I'd be more okay with something cartoonish or at least fantastical, rather than these masks that try to make them look like real animals, or like Dr. Moreau abominations.
it's a boy
trying to make a physical version of something cartoonish is a pointless endeavor
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me?
the amount of furry bashing itt is disgusting.
who will be strong enough to stand up for us?
gundams aren't cartoony at all.
flashy as fuck yes, but they look the same in drawings and in real life.
He has a tumblr where he posts his costumes. I want to
The guy behind DoU is pretty bro, he's pretty much said "Yeah, this comic has furries being oppressed in it, but anyone who screams 'fursecution' in the real world is full of horseshit."
Yeah, he's a boy
remember, son, to never take off your fursuit no matter what. You should be ashamed by any part of you that looks remotely human at all.
This is what you're meant to be. A thieving animal that likes to bury rat carcases. Remember to pounce on your burger before eating it.
I never got this about furries or otherkin. You think you are represented by an animal that you have no similarities with in anyway. Also how every fucking spirit animal is majestic. Nobody is a fucking star-nosed mole-kin.
Don't fight it
I think he's bi
Is this guy Captain Kirk's ancestor or what?
I don't understand this furry business. Maybe I'm just new here but you people shamelessly fap to arguably more depraved/disgusting shit. How the hell is furry disgusting in comparison? It's just anthropomorphic animals drawn in a pornographic manner. Or is it the people who like furries themselves? Is that what puts you off?
I want to know.
I know I have pictures of him smooching someone.
He's downright pretty
I know that. I just have the problem that they believe it.
"I'm a gryphon trapped in a human's body because they are..."
And it doesn't matter because those are mythical creatures given completely fictitious traits based on lore if anything.
If they said "I wish I was X because I'd be Y" then that's different. But actually believing that deep down inside you like to get together with other wolf-kin and hunt a beast so you can eat it's raw flesh is just stupid.
A lot of them can be really obnoxious and act like pic related.
Its the people that enjoy it. Back in the hayday of the internet, the biggest threat to sanity was the furry community. They were toxic and infected everything they touched, furfagging it up. You wanna talk about videogames? Too bad lets talk about what animal ass looks best. You wanna talk about IRL animals? Man imagine what they would look like WITH TITS.
Furries were, and I stress WERE the worst thing on the internet for quite some time.
Nowadays theyre been chased out of or subdued in most communities so no one really talks about them anymore except in their own little playpens. Since the threat has been reduced, there are bigger groups that are currently more obnoxious and get more hate than them.
Probably constantly, I would totally be all "So, you wanna hangout sometime?"
Many Bronies are furry, ya know. So furries are still a big part of the internet. Every other avatar is a pony.
Oh damn, guess Im learning all new things about myself today
Fursecution used to be a thing, where furries would shove their fetish into everything, no matter how unrelated, and then bitch about it loudly and obnoxiously. Also, lifestylers who choose to be embarrassing and strange in public.
Then there were other-kin, who believe they have the soul of a wolf, fictives who believed they had the soul of Robin Hood, and some people who believe they had the soul of both.
Basically, furries get hate because a lot of furries use to be dumb as shit and loud about it.
He's too pretty to not try.
So he's either going to rape a furry girl, or he's going to find a furry girl that he likes and will realize furries aren't so bad and get shit on by the rest of them?
Fuck, I'm actually interested
Pretty much, kinda like how its the SJWs time in the sun now. Itll never go away, but itll fade back into obscurity for the next big thing, just like furries and bronies and memers etc
I wonder what its gonna be.
The thing that's aggravating about furries is that they don't seem to understand that they are perverts and weirdos and that their fetish gross out everyone else. Most other weirdos understand that, while there's a sizeable group of people like them, normal people are disgusted by their fetish and don't want to see it. Furries, on the other hand, seem unable to understand that their fetish is disgusting to most people, and get OFFENDED if other people are disgusted by it. They take it personally. As if being grossed out by their weird tastes is something that people do TO them, as a form of unjust persecution. That kind of entitlement and lack of recognition of what other people feel is what pisses people off and gets them that backlash. If they were at least a bit self-aware and less offended at other peoples reaction to their weird niche fetish, if they were less willing to push their shit "until we like it", if they were less outraged by other people not being weirdos like them, they would get less hate.
Especially since we've adequately divorced their porn from their horrible community, partly because bronies, "fedoras" etc. gave us a new label for cringeworthy people.
I mean, I guess we all kind of went "you know we're jacking off to giantess monstergirls who eat people anyway, maybe snouts aren't such a big deal and we're a tiny bit hypocritical"
That's exactly my point. >>65321875 seems to think we're constantly furry bashing, and that we despise furries more than anything else, when that shit was more true in 2007 than it is now.
I wouldn't mind even if he wasn't. He's pretty enough that I don't care.
As far as /co/ goes most people here are just in it for the porn and the fact that a lot of cartoons had anthro animals back in the day and they enjoyed those shows.
It's the people that take it as a life style where shit starts to hit the fan.
Furries are to goths what bronies are to hipsters
They are similar, but one group is a newer occurrence.
They also hate each other.
Also, soon after mlp exploded, the bronies were forced into containment on self respecting websites.
Because he is a male is why.
Someone's gonna rape him. Calling it now. He's gonna be wandering around a con dressed all slutty and some janitor's gonna drag him into a broom closet and steal his precious virginity.
Never says he's a girl on his deviant art.
I swear to god there was a picture of him as Peter Pan kissing on a Jack Frost but I just can't find it
The ones who spout out "edgy" crap out of nowhere, they just wanna be seen as special and unique, even if that means off-putting people.
Best way to help them get over it is to not give them the attention they crave
There's a couple of gifs of him being kissed by... I dunno, a zombie with a knife, I guess.
T-that's a trap? A real genuine trap? The ones spoken of in legends and doujins? They're real?
If we would fuck a furry. At least thats what OP is implying considering the context of his comic page and the question he asked. It was pretty clear what the answer is.
Yeah, I've seen that one but I swear there was one with Jack Frost.
Why is he so pretty?
hahah nah dude, Im as edgy as you are I swear,
ill even start using an online thesaurus and start making fun of people for not being "hip" and "in with the 4chan crowd"
hahah us 4channers eh?
hahah yeh this guy obv doesnt know what we 4chinners are all about ;) dat sweet boi pussy am I right fellas haha its not as good if they enjoy it am I right! hehuhehuehu us 4channers wow
I have some velcro gloves and a pair of rubber boots. Does that answer your question?
In fact feminine boys have like zero edge
>tfw this thread made my struggle about my sexual orientation, again.
Makes me feel conscience about my masculine structure.
>tfw when 6'2 and muscular
I go to the gym cause Id rather be a beefhead than fat but goddamn do I wish I was more feminine.
Dude, boi/gurls/girlyboys/femboys/whatever are fair game. Like, there's an eager slut with a plump bubble butt who wants your dick in their ass in front of you. Are you gonna say no? 'Cause if so, THAT'S something to be worried about.
Fuck it, might as well ask.
Is it furry if I kinda want to dress up like one of these guys from Catherine? Not in a sexy way, just like a sheep.
Anyone else attracted to androgyny?
Like, not trans, but feminine boys or boyish girls?
Its like the worst, the girls are mostly lesbians and the boys are into other feminines.
Ill never find love
No, the act of dressing up like an animal doesn't arouse me. (worse things do)
I don't know, I feel like just hanging out would be uncomfortable. Like a mask or something would be awkward and hot. I kinda wish I was in a secret society where the meetings were conducted in said costumes or masks or something.
Accept it anon. You will never fuck a trap in your lifetime. You'll have to settle for real girls.
>3 different and completely effeminate, attractive traps
Again I don't believe you.
Pretty much all internet hookups - turns out that most traps are kind of insecure and shy but still crave human contact and affection just like everyone else.
They were quite nice people really and I'm glad that I met them, and not just because they did fucking awesome things to my penis.
Not gonna lie, this got me rock hard.
That might be a furry... depends if its the atmosphere of a sceret society that allures you or the dressing up as a animal part
I gotta admit, meeting up by a lake in masks hanging out by candle light sounds cool. I do get the appeal of a secret society
If you are a furry, and your not into the sexual stuff, then atleast your one of the better ones I suppose
>Again I don't believe you.
What would I have to gain by lying to you on an anonymous image board though? It's not like I'm trying to get E-Cred as random poster #1232123899328 on 4chan of all places.
Sorry you just haven't had a lot of luck yourself?
I dunno, I'd like having something to discuss anonymously in real life, even if it was just videogames or comics or something. I've always preferred masked characters to non-masked ones, I suppose the animal heads/masks would fulfil that purpose.
If I fucked a woman with a goat's head, it'd be because of the woman-shaped body being attractive rather than that goat-shaped head. That said, I would still consider it.
Anyway, I just remembered I did pic related. I guess that probably counts something towards furry.
Oh look, Robb Stark has graced us with his presence.
>after you finish teasing him he starts teasing you about something
>it's your butt
>ask him what the fuck he means
>claims that he can tell that you're far too tight for your own good by only doing one thing
>ask him what it is
>he says he'll have to demonstrate it on you
>you say alright
>he forces you to your hands and knees and just shoves his erect cock into your ass at full force
Um... well there's not a lot to tell really. There really isn't any kind of magic formula or anything like that, you just have to go out and find people who you have a mutual attraction with and then have a good time.
That's the whole thing. Nothing secret or mysterious or anything.
>the trap has a bigger cock than you
>he teases you about it
>"If your such the man, anon-kun, then why is my dick bigger than yours?"
>*he crosses his 9inch monster across your normal 5incher*
It all boils down to one simple thing...
All of us have fetishes, many of us even truly perverted fetishes... but most of us willingly acknowledge that we're fucked up. We accept that even though we get off to BDSM or feet or vore or whatever your poison is, it's not fucking normal and unlike homosexuality it isn't something that's genetically hardwired.
But not furries.
No, furries don't treat their fetish as a perversion, they treat it like it's a fucking lifestyle, a full blown supposedly normal culture built entirely around the concept of dressing up like animals and fucking each other. And like transsexuals or pedophiles - furries view anyone who gives them disgusted looks or calls them perverts is seen as an uneducated bigot who's persecuting them and their "special love".
The difference between furries and normal people is like the difference between a man who jacks off to pictures of dolls on the internet and a guy who builds life-sized fuck dolls with names and personalities and expects his wife and kids to accept their 'dolly mommies' as a part of their day to day lives.
I'd go the other way, deviancy in sex is normal in a fucked up way ... but if it stays in the bedroom (and the internet) who the fuck cares? The ones who see it as part of who they and want to incorporate it into every day life are much worse.
I think his parents really would have preferred this guy just had sex in his fursuit.
Oh god, what if it's all a smokescreen? What if he only tries to look so cute and feminine to draw in straight guys, get them alone and then... Oh god...
My image folder is exploding this week.
You're doing Grud's work annon
Personally I just wish we could get a /fur/ board so you fuckers could stop dancing around the topic, trying to find some excuse to justify the topic and then posting borderline sfw images.
Yeah, exactly. Or like a lot of guys really.
People are all pretty much the same - we're all big bundles of nerves and insecurities just looking for a little comfort and enjoyment in this scary fucked up world we live in.
Kid we haven't even gone full throttle yet.
>that fucking pic
Anyway, goat/sheep costume wanter here, I'd like to wear the costume but in no way would I expect it to be normal/a thing everyone does.
Sometimes though I wish there would be some environmental catastrophe so that everyone had to wear gasmasks and stalker suits all the time in daily life. I like masks.
>Thinking any pictures of women posted on 4chan are actually women
Probably harder to get since the most cute/feminine ones usually don't want to top.
But hell, its a big world out there and I'm sure you can get it if you believe in yourself and all that jazz.
4 is like an animal from Whinny the Poo or something. They keep all of their animal bits.
3 is a full humoniod animal. They just adapt the more prominent animals items (Looney Toons).
Yeah would abuse a furry bitches pussy.
Would feel nothing but shame as I sneak out of the fucked unconscious fursluts house and take a 6 hour shower.
But I'd probably do it again.
Yeah, bronies really replaced furries as the annoying aspies of the internet.
I guess you could argue that bronies are just a different kind of furry, but their unholy birth was such a phenomenon that I consider them distinct enough for their own separate hatred.
I wonder what happened to all the really annoying furries that used to intrude on normal forums and websites constantly bringing up their furfaggotry--did they become bronies? Did they get hazed enough that they became less faggoty?
I mean, I know they're still out there, but they're less in your face about it than they were back in the early 2000s.
Thing about furries is, see, there used to be TWO furry fandoms. One of them was the group that were just fetishists, and the other were fucking therianthropes, like otherkin limited to animals. They looked very similar from the outside, and shared lots of media, since they all liked buying comics and fiction and so on that had furry characters in it, and there were fursuits on both sides. But they were coming at it from a different motivation: the one were people who wanted to fuck animal people, and the other felt they were 'really' animals inside and the fursuits were 'more comfortable' to them. Used to be, there was actually a lot of hate from the second group to the first group, since they thought they were ruining it.
This was all back in like, the fucking nineties and early aughts, so I'm talking thousands of internet years, here.
Anyway, everyone external to the two sides thought they were one, and there were a lot of people who were actually both. And basically, that's why furries got this image of pushing their fetish in everywhere, because the otherkin-type furries wanted to have their furry lifestyle, and people conflated it with the fetish-type furries. Which is not to say, of course, that there weren't some fetish-lifestylers pushing things everywhere as well, because there were fetishists, using the lifestyler furries' pushing as a hidden way to get their rocks off by seeing more animal people around. And there were communities, and the cultural inbreeding and circle-jerking, and it was all awful.
But, over time, the fetish furries won out, the otherkin-types gave up trying to portray themselves as not a fetish, or got older and decided not to give such a fuck, and so you don't really see obnoxious lifestyle-furries out as much as you used to. I think a lot of that pushing-their-lifestyle stuff got subsumed into other weird internet social crusading.
What's her personality like? I've devoted 6 months of my life to a lazy fat bitch; the only thing I have to show for it is a dent in my couch and a weird smell that won't come out no matter how many times I wash.
Like a human in a fursuit? Fuck no. That would be weird.
A real anthro? Yes.
that would only be hot if i was a MILF
or if we were both 30 feet tall hermaphrodite wolf-taurs with dragon wings, jet engines hanging from our sides and multiple dicknipple breasts constantly ejecting mercury at high pressure.
>I wonder what its gonna be.
Honestly, there's no way to know...we'll never see it coming.
I mean, who could have seen bronies coming (and that shit started HERE!)
Maybe after everyone gets tired of SJWs we'll go too far in the other direction and we'll have to deal with euphoric /pol/s on every website.
>that would only be hot if i was a MILF
Fucking hell m8, no need to push your shitty niche fetish onto everyone else.
>or if we were both 30 feet tall hermaphrodite wolf-taurs with dragon wings, jet engines hanging from our sides and multiple dicknipple breasts constantly ejecting mercury at high pressure
>wasting a fap on this
Faps are like currency, anon, you can't just throw your faps away on garbage like this.
You gotta save them up to use on things you truly wanna spend your fap currency on.
Do you get what I'm trying to say, anon?
>They ask you to crawl under their desk to reach something they dropped, since you're sitting closer.
>While on your hands and knees, you suddenly feel their hands on your hips.
>"Don't fight it, slut."
>>You realise suddenly that he's actually far stronger than you.>You are his now.
Actually, I really don't.
That is way too big for me. What I like about BBWs in hentai (and why I don't like them IRL) is they have big curves and a cute belly that hangs over their waste a bit.
I'm not into that sort of fat, looks like featureless blobs to me.
If you were being genuine, thanks for trying. If you were making a subtle jab at me, well...
*Teleports behind you and stabs you 1,00,000 times* sory, it had to be done *leaves rose on your corps* dattebyo *tips fedora*
>You try to resist, only to realise you're boxed in under their desk.
>The only way you can move is backwards, against them.
>You feel their massive erection rubbing against your ass through your clothes, and then they start to roughly yank your jeans down over your ass.
>"Been waiting so long to get you like this..."
>his ultra bitch
Please let him force me onto hormone therapy.And then he burns all my clothes and replaces them with nothing but panties, bras, skirts, dresses, blouses and other girl clothes. And then we go see all my friends to hang outI guess Im kinda fucked up.
>implying keeping you as a guy wouldn't be much more humiliating
>implying he wouldn't get you so used to being his bitch
>implying he wouldn't ignore you for a few days at a time randomly
>implying this won't be just so he can "trick" you into begging for his cock in public as everyone stares at the two of you
I know that feel, I'm mostly into chubby older women in real life but its something that always gets taken to unattractive excess in fapart.
but at least my next strongest fetish gets really good representation:
traps and femboys
Yeah, its also funny how on sadpanda there is such a disparity in the BBW tag.
>Get girls who are curvy, with flat stomachs. Just straight up curvy
>Get girls who are curvy, but have a cute little belly that is squeezable and sexy
>Also get featureless blobs who are 30 feet wide and tall
Honestly, that's one take over I'm okay with.
What the fuck happened in this thread?! I started it only wanting to fuck traps, now I'm writing green text stories about getting raped by a long term trap friend? Fucking... fuck.
Force you to take his fat trap schlong. Whether this is bad or not is up to you.
Like I know he's not a furry but he's just a big fucking weirdo who's been on 4chan for a long time. And being a rural farmer with just internet can drive you insane.
Just fucking compare man the image I uploaded and this one here: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1201187
He doesn't actively keep it secret man but it's not like he's going to shout out to the world he draws porn when he's trying to get professional work.
Yeah, proof's in the pudding right there. 1800's biggest kink is heat-induced catgirl impregnation. Plague's a fa/tg/uy through and through, he's jerked off to things most could scarcely imagine.
Plague would make a perfect Khaos Cultist. But seriously though I've known he drew as 1800 for years now. It was pretty fucking obvious especially when the source of one his tamer pictures links back to his deviantart page.
That is a terrifying world. You're out at a book store. The cute boy cashier is looking you over as he rings you up. You hear snapping sound effects as he takes pictures of you with his robo-optics. He tells you to get under the counter or else, then punches through the wall next to him to prove a point.
I get this image in my head of the /co/ boardtan wearing a mascot hat and going 'hurr durr look at me guys look how FURRY I am'
And we zoom out and he's dancing around behind the /v/ crew looking at stuff on the internet, and /co/'s like 'g-guys? Guys, look, I have a foxes! And porn! Aren't I just the worst? ...hello? Pls respond.' and then eventually he slinks off and /mlp/'s like 'did you try getting /v/ to notice you again?' and /co/'s like 'I just, I just want to be like the cool kids...' and /mlp/ just pats him on the back going 'I know, I know.'
>attempt to connect with /co/ - attempt #31
>see this thread..
>realize I should simpson's back away from /co/ forever and never come back
>I hate this place but I come here anyways
Don't dive into a pool of shit and then complain about the smell
Well it would be your fault anyway. In the terrifying new world of unrelenting trap rape, you should know better than to flaunt your sexy, fuckable mouth byt doing such lewd things as leaving the house. You really WOULD be asking for it.
Actually seeming to want it would probably make said rape legally not a rape at all though.
But if you're going out in a rapetrap ruled world, you probably actually would want it deep down.
You aren't fooling anyone Plague.
I have seen this dude's pics posted a bunch.
Pretty sure he's actually FtM. Not the other way around.
Would bang either way, but the lack of dick is a disappointment.
>if I could go back in time and tell myself I would have more gay sexual experiences than straight ones, I'd tell myself to just lose weight sooner and start fucking twinks ASAP
No guts, no glory.
Well. In this case, it's more like "No guts, no boypussy."
It's well-worth the risk. Except for this one time.
>find qt emo trap
>he's a little white trashy, but a super nice guy
>.... He wasn't a very good lay. At all.
Probably the only really bad thing that happened as far as my trap exploits goes. I would've been more content to ogle that fella.