Would you a female Johnny Bravo
or in this case...Jenny Bravo
I cant picture a female Johnny flirting with guys and the guys do half the shit what the girls do to male Johnny Bravo
fling him through tables
insert some sort of cartoon physics here
remember the episode where Johnny was trying to flirt with all the feminists protesting outside the white house
he made a joke as to why women would want to vote in the first place and he sounded so innocent about it but all this lead to was an angry mob
Girl Johnny Test & Girl Johnny Bravo would you ship it?
HOO HA HOO, whoa sexy mama, why don't we calm down and check out my hair.
What, people actually wanted to be him? I enjoyed Johnny Bravo, but I thought the point of his character was that he was so unsuccessful because of his narcissism and boorish behavior. Like Gaston, as someone mentioned earlier.
Except if you watch the video of gaston singing, everyone is fawning over him, treating him like a hero, and completely idolize the guy.
Everyone pretty much hates johnny.
(which is sad, because he's a loveable idiot, rather than a jerk)
Who did he fuck?
Same reason /fit/ can't score girls even after they get shredded. He is socially retarded when you think about it and only talks about himself.
Also anyone remember the valentine's day episode where Johnny finally finds a girl who likes him? And is the mirror image of Johnny but cooler? Fuck that episode was so depressing, it was Johnny's birthday too.
this was ripped from tropes
Amazon: "Athena, we offer this virgin sacrifice—"
Johnny: (while cocking an eyebrow) "Wait, did she say virgin?"
Amazon: "We pray that you enrich our crops and watch over us."
Johnny: "Um, wait a second..."
And then the volcano promptly rejects him, erupts, and destroys the entire island in disgust, which should explain a bit about just how much of a virgin he isn't. Shortly afterward, Johnny lands on an island of handsome men who invite Johnny to come swim with them.
now I'm picturing regular Johnny Bravo flirting with an older Susan and Mary Test and them being all over him(they seem to have a thing for fit handsome blond guys who aren't very bright)
reminds me of a PPG fanfic that revealed that their friend Robin's parents were Johnny Bravo and Velma
Johnny Bravo was my least favorite show of the CN lineup, but now that I'm rewatching...I'm surprirsed at how current the humor is:
I might need need to buy a bluray and re-explore the show as an adult..
Johnny is a mama's boy who still lives with her. He's far from ideal.
I'm surprised he's actually got a muscular physique to him though, seems like he should look more like a manchild.
I like how every girl on this show is stronger than Johnny Bravo.
It totally fucked with my mind as a kid.
Would you a Jojo Johnny "Bravo" Joestar?
There's a parody of that pic where Johnny is a female. I think he's asking Carl how two women have sex.
I cannot find it nor remember who drew it for the life of me. Might have been ICS since it sounds like something he'd do.
What could you possibly do to fail at hitting on men if you were that drop-dead gorgeous? The minute you show sexual interest, you're in. Any heterosexual, single man is yours. Probably a few non-single men too.
>I'm surprised he's actually got a muscular physique to him though
In the recent Bollywood movie, he's fat and out of shape with messy hair gorging himself on deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches until he's called to get back in the game and immediately shwings back his hair and flexes his body into it's usual shape.
Hmm... you know... Johnny's been shown as kind of cowardly when he actually understands he's in danger.
In a Scooby-Doo crossover he WOULD make a passable Shaggy surrogate if one just replaces obsession with food with obsession with women.
Well, there's a different between 'beach muscles' (which would totally be what Johnny would develop) and developing one's muscles for practical strength.
It's basically the difference between a body builder and a World's Strongest Man competitor.
i really fucking hate that hairstyle where they pull their bangs up over their head and make it into some kind of bun thing. i hated it even before i realized it's the kind of thing that snooki wears.
is panty even into that? i've only seen a few episodes but it seemed like she was 100% about the dick and would only play-flirt with her sister to screw with her or to drive guys wild.
i thought a pompadour was held in place with product while this is usually a pin or something, but i guess i think pompadours are ugly as shit on girls.
>Good luck finding it.
Johnny Bravo Goes To Bollywood [dpm].avi 700.0 MB
It's a tv capture, but it's in english.
Pompadours aim upwards to the sky when worn by females of the species.
The only comical possibility would be accidents take away every men she tries to hit on. Like the man is hit by a car, carried away by a black fryday shopping frenzied mob or taken away by a giant bird.
Looking back, Johnny Bravo was some beta male's revenge cartoon. There were so many episodes the would attack Johnny for being a confident straight white male. It contributed to the pussification and emasculation of a generation of little boys.
So fuck the show.
Jenny's got a dick(or at least that's my suggestion for this)
ooh that's nice, although she could use some more on the arms(also the hips seem a little off looking)
I always hate bringing this topic up but there ought to be more Jenny Brava drawings.
If we were to ship Brava with another 63'd Cartoon Network boy, I'd rather have it be from a show that's actually good
Well in one of the mangas made the show's creator, Panty and Stocking are seen scissoring together so my guess is Stocking is the only exception.
>this is what DYELs actually believe
When a muscle grows larger, it grows larger for the purpose of exerting more power. What the fuck do you think hypertrophy does, pump it with air?
What would Johnny's stand be?
maybe not quite as beefy(or at least more proportionate then Johnny)
either name works really
yeah we do
we should really do another Dextra thread in the near future
Too Much Monkey Business obviously; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2w_nJLuvw
There is a difference between strength and endurance, though. You can do tons of aerobics and still be scrawny as fuck, just like how you can pump weights until you're 300 pounds of mostly muscle but still wind yourself running a few laps around a track.
Is it weird that I thougt this was Aang, Korra, and Asami from the thumbnail?
you have to admit though that that song would make for a great stand
yeah, maybe something sorta like this pic in overall size
the anime is an extremely good introduction and indeed the section that covers part 1 of the manga is better than the original
that could be a decent choice
ooh that'd be nice(I'd do it myself, but I don't want to get banned again)
Isn't there an ep where a Nice Guy showing him how to whoo women and turns out to be a creep with his act.
"Shoot, I'd tell these ladies I could turn lead into gold and they'd believe me because I'm Nice. It's amazing!"
How Johnny would react to a trap?
My bet is that he would never notice and would go to the end if no one tell him that she is a man.
I think he is too naive to realize that she is not a girl even after seeing her nude.
I'll admit this pic is a better fit for what I had in mind for Jenny's size
I wouldn't be all that surprised really
ironically I'd think after initially being just a little weirded out, he'd accept that she considers herself a girl and be cool with it(although he'd lose any romantic interest in her he might have had)
Depends how close he is to scoring. This scene comes to mind.
If he finds out before scoring, he'd just be awkwardly nice like with that gazelle girl.
Or he might just run away like when the werewolf turned into a fat geek.
Ah here we go, "The Sensitive Male". He even gives some lady the D. Lewd!
The anime is very good, and is pretty much 95% accurate to the manga (there isn't really too much you'll miss out on). Part 1 might be a tad boring but Part 2 is great, and Part 3 is where they introduce the staple of the series, Stands.
Either Johnny is too dumb and Horny to realize her vagina looks an awful a lot like a penis or he freaks the fuck out....but eventually decides she's girly enough.
I mean he's fucked actual animals.....they could talk but he fucked them anyways.
Maybe if she were like Minerva mink. Going crazy over hot men and dismissing the others.
every time that pic is posted there's someone who thinks that's Wesker, and it never gets old
it didn't Dextra is a /co/ creation(one of the better ones in recent memory)
I remember an interview where they said that Johnny kind of woman is a woman that gives him attention.
Does he dismiss other women? I have the impression that he goes for any woman. It only happens that in the show almost all women are hot.
Well, in the Bollywood movie he dismisses a woman who is crazy over him but I think that was because he gives priority to his mom. I don't remember the details...
His personality was shit. In real life he'd be good at picking up dumb sluts for one night fucks. But horrible at getting anyone that wants a relationship or something beyond sex.
someone needs to make a page for it obviously(I'm not good with Wikis though)
and as for things to talk about, we've done a fair bit of discussion for a hypothetical story for the idea, also ideas for pictures
You just reminded me of someone's reaction to that Van sketch of an adult Mertle Edmonds in one of the recent Lilo threads.
Johnny Bravo was the ultimate alpha.
Worked out to the point he was an Adonis. Nigga was ripped, perfect hair, the shades, even had a motorcycle. But here lies the bigger picture. He never, ever gave up, no matter how brutally shot down he was. Can you imagine a fedora dealing with that level of rejection? He never used his strength against any of his female attackers and never bullied anyone. He went to the ends of the earth (literally) to make the people around him happy for Christmas. And he really did look past skin deep with the women who manged to take 2 seconds to look past his goofy come ons, even going to far as to date a talking deer and a werewolf. He had scruples and morals that were tested on the daily and he never abandoned them, no matter how tantalizing the prize. And even with being a "nice" guy, Johnny knew that it would work as a pickup line, but it was wholly dishonest, so he never used it, and kept trying to present himself as honestly as possible.
Why is it that whenever someone miraculously alters genders they never look at their new bodies naked in a mirror? If you woke up one morning and discovered you were a female, the first thing you would do if get a full look at yourself to see if you're 100% woman?
>Well, in the Bollywood movie he dismisses a woman who is crazy over him but I think that was because he gives priority to his mom. I don't remember the details...
He's happy that his momma is in the house, and rejects a girl who rings on his door wearing nothing but panties and gift wrapped tits.