To this day they call it the 20-year hunt. The search for the entity that caused devastation to toilets innumerable during a single evening. Most experts agree that it was a conspiracy of dozens who stuffed their colons with substances unnatural to create the destructive forces. For 20 years Ronnie walked in plain sight, never caught, but always in fear that his night of desolation would be discovered.
This would have given me a boner if Ronnie was a girl
Of the American travesties of food, it's still pretty lightweight. You don't really want to know how deep that rabbit hole goes.
I'm guessing the rope is for lefty, or for maintianing his own pants?
yeah, because European's don't have any shit food either.
face it buddy, everyone has shit food. we're all in this shit boat together as a planet.
Nice to see things get off on the right foot.
>For 20 years Ronnie walked in plain sight, never caught, but always in fear that his night of desolation would be discovered.
Ronnie should really do other comics besides horror.
You mean American "cheese"?
Cheese in a spray?
maybe they wanted to make sure the meat wouldn't distract them from the ketchup bouquet?
There are chicken fried steaks but no that's not what I'm talking about. Steak fries are usually served with steaks, they're basically regular fries but bigger, bordering on potato wedges
>Everything else ruins it.
>not boiling your steak in milk
You're the child now.
i approve actually, those are delicious.
>not boiling your milksteak over-hard
>not garnishing with raw jellybeans
The cutting edge in American weapons grade food is putting EVERYTHING on your fries. Chilli, cheese, mustard, carne asada, mini corn dogs.
Pic related. It's Weinershnizel's pastrami fries.
There's a difference between fat and Mama 'The Human Thumb' June
>You should see what we've turned soup into.
You should see what the Italians call soup.
That thread disgust me
Hamburger flavored macaroni? Seriously?
Not gonna pretend my country does not have terrible, terrible fake food. But c'mon, if you wanna taste some hamburguer, why not eat a regular burguer so?
You haven't seen shit yet.
>Yuropoors in charge of not knowing how Hamburger Helper work
Hamburger Helper, and its lesser cousin Tuna Helper, are just pasta and powdered sauce. You have to add the meat yourself separately.
That's nothing. America put bacon in a can
Here's a video of that greasy abomination of nature
>implying I'm European
Holy fuck, it's even worst!
>Hamburger flavored macaroni?
It's macaroni with hamburger in it. The hamburger isn't in the box because that wouldn't fucking work.
And it's for poor people. What the fuck do poor people eat in your country?
Have you never tried chili mac? Kidney beans, diced onions, pound of ground beef, and diced tomatoes served with macaroni and a bit of cheese popped on top?
It's fucking fantastic. Never tried hamburger helper, though.
that actually makes plenty of sense and is probably cheaper too
Marmite is terrible, it tastes like strong acid smells. Miracle whip is just mayonnaise that's produced with some cheap shortcut method that keeps it from being allowed to be called mayonnaise.
Holy shit I forgot this was a Ronnie thread for the longest time
Funny, I'd have thought that would remind you strongly that it was.
Nowadays you can't be too sure, it could be trying to get the Call of Duty audience
How do you cook it? I always cook the hamburger separately from the noodles. Cook the hamburger completely and drain the grease from it. Add it to the cooked noodles when they are done and mix it up.
If you just cook it all together it'll be greasy as hell and that always made my friend sick.
Except maybe something you can sip on instead of gulping and then pounding on the keyboard on Reddit for the next hour as your heart races.
Someone probably has but it probably hasn't been very successful because the distinctive thing about potions is the bottles, not just the color. It's why the ones that >>64799314 mentioned do come in clear plastic bottles... but are tiny, because it's cheaper to make tiny shaped clear plastic bottles and fill them with 5 Hour Energy knockoff and then charge three times as much for them.
>Contain as much caffeine as 2 cans of Red Bull (160mg)!
>Talking down to people
MAN THAT NEVER HAPPENS
TELL US YOUR TALES, CHUCKLES LEYURO
ENLIGHTEN OUR NEANDERTHALIC COUNTENANCES WITH YOUR RIVETING TALES OF REFUSING TO BATHE AND FOOD MADE FROM LIVESTOCK HEADS
Yeah, see, when you're sixteen, have the summer off, and are doing nothing but playing vidya and jerking off all day, that much caffeine might be nothing.
The years will catch up to you too, in time, young one. When thirty years old you reach, see how often you stay up to six AM we will.
EVERY FUCKING M/W/F
SOMEONE POSTS THE FUCKING WHOMP COMIC AND I THINK
NEAT, LET'S SEE WHAT /co/ THINKS ABOUT IT
IN NO MORE THAN 3 POSTS IT ALREADY DERAILS TO SOMETHING GODDAMN ELSE
That's nothing, have you even tried
Sweet Sundae Ramenyet?
> Marmite is terrible, it tastes
> like strong acid smells. Miracle
> whip is just mayonnaise that's
> produced with some cheap shortcut
> method that keeps it from being
> allowed to be called mayonnaise.
It's mayo mixed with salad dressing. It was invented during the Depression because it was cheaper to make and thus cheaper to sell.
We need to compile a cook book of terrible things, but we must then never send it to Ronnie for it may lead to the death of him.
>this is real
Do you niggers know that proteins and carbs consumed at the same time forms much more fat than any sort of combination? Are you trying to get fat on purpose?
>no ice cream
Step it up, America
Reminds me of the time I had some bad Fun Dip, shit was agony.
I don't understand chili fries. You could just get real chili with regular potatoes in it. It's not like the fries are gonna taste like anything other than regular potatoes once you drown them in chili.