Whomp! thread?

>>64525562
>adorkable
Cut your throat open with a paring knife.

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Today's.

>>64525624
Hast I offended thee, anon?

The stuff we produce is too niche & fetish with no main stream/pop culture appeal. We have bimbos, milfs, big tits, and our most popular character colette is a amalgamation of all those. Couple that with too many hands in the cookie jar, no strong leadership, and most of our creators doing their own projects lead to this board not creating much content.

>>64525637
That's it. I'm working out. Going to be serious about it. I'm not there, but I know I'm fucking close. I never want to get there. Never, ever.

>>64525562
>adorkable
Please
Fucking kill yourself

>>64525731
So we just have a bunch of straight fap material? Not that it matters that it's straight, I'm just surprised given /co/'s large gay and femanon population.

But still. Why can't we do anything but make SFW porn, essentially?

>>64525562
We have the justice /co/mrades and /co/alition for original content. This board was also responsible for jump-starting the search for Dexter's Rude Removal. What exaclty are you looking for OP?

>>64525624
>>64525779
>not calling Ronnie adorkable
No. You two kill yourselves, please.

>>64525562
>Why doesn't /co/ produce more content?
My fucking god, haven't you seen the bullshit these pieces of shit produce every day?
Most of the crap that gets made here are SJW comics, lewd capeshit or even horrid inoffensive Pendleton Ward rip-offs despite people publicly stating their hate for Adventure Time.
Even the fucking furfags of this board make more content than us.

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>>64525753

>>64525562
>super spicy
Maybe if they were Blair's chips or something

>>64525956
i have never seen one single SJW made on or come out of /co/.
go back to /v/.

>>64525562
>the traditional thinking is that 4chan is the big content machine of the internet
Nope. Hasn't been in a long while.

Jesus fucking Christ. Robin Williams killed himself, /co/. Hold me.

>>64525850

Honestly, if we were sitting on a idea we truly believe in, would you come to a anonymous image board for help in producing it? That's too risky, it's why most of our ideas are these off the wall SFW fetish driven stuff.

>>64525753
Get /fit/, fucker

Seriously, just read the sticky. There's too much homo,even for /co/, to actually look at posts

>>64525956
I guess what I meant was why don't we produce anything good or funny?

>>64525562
>Why doesn't /co/ do anything?
We had Premiere Pulp, which had four volumes I think. We've tried a bunch of stuff but it usually flames out after awhile or moves to a different place.

>>64525753
I'm still waiting for my double chin to form. Hold me /co/....

>>64526259
No he fucking didn't what the fuck are you ta-

>An investigation into his cause of death is underway while the coroner suspects that it was a suicide caused by asphyxiation. A forensic examination is scheduled for Tuesday.

Did he... David Carridine himself?

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>>64526730
Nah. Suicide implies it was probably a hanging.

You're finally free, Genie.

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>>64526259

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>>64525887
You faiIed to use nerdorable. Your life is forfeit.

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>>64527085
I never thought i'd use this picture in a sad context. Well here we are.

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>>64525956
This say the opposite of the truth troll is getting tiresome. At first it made me nostalgic for 2005, but now I wish he'd move on to some different techniques.

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>>64525562
>4chan is the big content machine of the internet
That's never been true. We rehash stuff with photoshop, and share weird porn. We're the heart, not the marrow.

>>64525562
Ronnie is next.

Just a friendly reminder to never love anything.

/co/ is too busy working on it's own personal projects. Just look at the very long Webcomic Generals, Batman Generals and Writer Generals. I think /co/ is just tired, or some might even be cautious to post their own personal content on here and have some retard look them up and post their info.

>>64531523
No. The moment someone shares something with /co/, /co/ immediately fetishizes it.

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>>64531633
You act like you just got internet last week. Get out of here with that noise.

>>64531929
Hard really needs to stop listening to his depression and get back to this.

>>64531418
So then what does that make Reddit/Tumblr/9gag/ebaumsworld (delete as appropriate)?
The liver?

>>64525562
/v/ the music and the vidya game awards are made up of a handful of circle jerking namefags. /co/ doesn't need anye more of that shit. Also, robin williams is still dead.

>>64526671
>Hold me /co/
But I can't even fit my arms around you.

>>64535349
but depression is the key to being a good humorist, like a black hole you have to fly as close to it as you can to shoot off at maximum speed, but the closer you get the greater chance you have of getting drawn in and hanging yourself.

>>64535507
the intestines

>>64537404
Oh yeah? Well I'm stable at 110 pounds by eating once a day!

...I think I'm slowly dying.

>>64540244
I'll loan you some of my fat.

>>64538409
Because they turn everything into shit?

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>implying /v/'s musical isn't terrible
>implying you listened to it
>implying baneposting isn't forced and unfunny 99% of the time
>implying content doesn't get created erryday
>ignoring the generals literally dedicated to making comics
>implying you're not a time-travelling newfag from 2008 /b/ crying "m-muh OC"

>>64525723
>His eye lids shuts over his glasses
Should he get that checked?

>>64544200
He tried, once. The doctor pronounced him to have terminal fat-itis. But only when he wasn't vomiting.

>>64541622
Yes but occasionally some juicy corn kernels somehow survive the trip.

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>>64544200

>>64525723
fucking this

>>64525850
No, we have a bunch of concept art for hypothetical fap material. Nothing ever actually gets done.

>>64525562
>Why doesn't /co/ produce more content?
Because I'm busy and when I'm not busy I'm lazy and when I'm not lazy I'm secretly afraid to put something out there for everyone to see.

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>>64525753

You're a sucker