Hey Gothamfag here. I have a little theory here, it's still in its early stages but roll with it. Okay here goes: I think I figured who Batman really is. What do we know about him? He hates criminals, he has some wicked nice tech and he has to have boatloads of money? Now, does this apply to someone we all know?
Yes and it's Lex Motherfucking Luthor
Think about it: He grew up in the Suicide Slums(hates criminals) and is the CEO of LexCorp(wicked Tech and boatloads of money).
I dare you to come up with something better.
Also, Gotham Rouges will steamroll Metropolis Meteors, deal with it
I thought we had all accepted that Bruce Wayne is Batman?
Considering the fact that Dick Grayson was outed as Nightwing, the Bat's original Robin, it just all falls into place.
Is /co/ really this blind?
Nonsense, here's a picture of Bruce and Batman meeting with one another, Google is full of them.
But it can't be Lex either, Lex is black, and we can clearly by his jaw that Batman is white. So unless Lex is using some sort of cream to lighten his complexion before he goes out crimefighting, they can't be the same person.
My own theory is that Oliver Queen is Batman. He has all of the requirements OP listed, plus the white skin to match.
Bruce Wayne? Dude is hungover when he isn't drunk, there's no way that delinquent has the time or discipline. Now, Lex Luthor on the other hand is a proven man with the money, knowhow and the mental willpower to build himself a robot to fight crime
Okay, first of all Luthor lives in Metropolis. He's not gonna fly to Gotham every night to fight petty street crime.
Second of all, Oliver Queen? Please. He lives even further away than Luthor!
You conspiracy theorists are getting out of hand
We've also SEEN Luthor try to kill Superman on multiple occasions. Luthor can't be Batman. Honestly I'm thinking the anon who mentioned Grayson earlier has it right. It's gotta be Wayne. He's plenty rich enough to afford it
Grayson was just another employee of Batman Inc, Wayne's little personal Bat-Army that nearly got Gotham blown to fuck last year. The real Batman has been dead ever since the Darkseid invasion, and the one we've been seeing is just Batman Inc employees pretending to be him. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
You're kidding, right? Wayne is just an airheaded playboy.
It's probably just a ploy by Luthor. He knows Superman can't die, so he pretends to be enemies to divert suspicion that he's batman.
I got a cousin who was brainwashed by Poison Ivy a few years ago, she needed him to break into some lab. She let it drop that Batman has been a bunch of guys over the years, they replace him whenever he gets killed. She got the word straight from Catwoman, the chick slept with almost every guy in the suit.
Why would Luthor spend Billions of dollars to destroy Superman, I have worked at both Lex Corp and Wayne Industries, there is about 5 million dollars missing from Wayne Industry's books
Because Lex Luthor is a modern day nobleman, that is, a leading man of the military industrial complex, and if there is something members of the MIC believe in, it's spending money to help this great nation.
By burning witches and letting opiates design your architecture? Sterling work Gothamites, you make Detroit look like a nice place to visit.
I'd like to move to Opal but the real estate prices are shocking and it looks like hipster fucking central. The last time I went there there were hundreds of posers cosplaying as guys from hundreds of years ago, talking to each other in old timey slang. I thought it was a convention at first but they geuninely thought they were born in those periods; must be some new social justice trend. Pretend you were kidnapped by a demon poster centuries ago, I'm really a Norse Viking trapped in a coffe barista's body, waaah...
Biggest faggot of the lot of them was this limey fag dressed to the nines in full Victorian garb, Abe Lincoln hat, silver cane, the works. Had the cutest red head hanging off his arm too, the smug cunt. Why do all the cute girls go for hipsters?
Witch burning is a myth, go home dan brown. As for the rest: I have no idea what you are talking about, can only presume you just got out of the asylum.
The best part about gotham is the frequency of all the earth shattering catastrophes. Perfect for hedging, and perfect for reinvesting once that sweet sweet capital swoops and fixes the aberration. Telling you son, a Gotham portfolio is essential to outperforming the index, if you play it right.
I'm guessing you're from Metropolis? Me too dude and trust me when I tell you, once you get out of Cookie Cutter City Central, things are gonna get better. I swear to god this city poisons your sould with all the shiny hightech buildings while desperatly trying to hide the slums
No billionaire in their right mind is going to risk their life fighting deadbeat dads when they can go to any fancy establishment on the PLANET or stay at home in one of their dozen mansions.
In conclusion, OP is a faggot. Go push your "billionaire crime fighter" meme somewhere else.
You know tony stark!? Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist!? Flys around New York wearing a big red and gold suit of armor while drinking more booze than humanly possible!?