>Jenny: "Now everything is back to normal!"
>Sheldon: "Normal? I've just spent 90 years of my life in OUTER SPACE, and you call that NORMAL? I will NEVER forgive you!"
>Jenny: "Oh, Sheldon. You haven't lost your sense of humor."
>Sheldon gets pelted with dodge balls for some reason
>Brad: "Yeah that faggot definitely had it coming."
Grimes was sort of at fault, though.
Sheldon was hurdled into a lifetime of pain and suffering, then Jenny shrugged it off like it was nothing. Not to mention everyone else adding insult to, well, insult and injury.
>work at a hotel
>that episode where spongebob and mr krabs go to some cheapskate convention
>spongebob openly steals hotel towels and sheets
I got salty as fuck
I know they steal the whole room but still.
>Cheer up, Mr. Krabs. You may have not won the award, but you taught this sponge a lot about stinginess. Ooh! I almost forgot to pack these hotel toiletries! And let's not forget these hotel towels!
> But...but isn't that stealing?
>Stealing? Phhhht! We're exaggerating!
>hey, remember how it was clearly established that Crocker was actually a nice child who loved to help other people, but his life was ruined by Timmy going back in time and causing him to lose his godparents
>yeah well fuck that Crocker was a bit of a selfish cunt now and loses his fairies when he turns 11
>also sparky was his dog too
Actually, for what it was, that episode taught me an important lesson when I was a kid.
I learned sometimes the world just hates you. It doesn't love you, it doesn't have to be fair. Sometimes you just have to take it up the ass, even when you don't deserve it.
Also: That episode of Spongebob where Patrick is a fucking asshole retard to Spongebob all day and when Spongebob yells at him, Spongebob is suddenly in the wrong. Lesson: ignorance is totally an excuse to be a cunt.
>Lisa gets jealous of Bart for being a better Jazz musician than her
>gets Bart's arm broken
>Lisa eventually apologizes for getting Bart's arm broken but not before Bart apologizes for hurting Lisa's special snowflake emotions through absolutely no fault of his own
When this episode came out I rarely if ever watched the Simpsons anymore. After this episode, I just dropped the show altogether. Haven't seen a new episode since.
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>Sister is an unrepentant criminal
>Permanently scars my face by resisting arrest
>Gets off scott-free, Mom is somehow mad at me for doing my job properly
>She never get punished for her crimes, lives the high life
>I have to apologize first
>And then Binky's big ass comes along and hits Arthur for something he didn't have to be involved in.
>His parents just go "Well now you know how DW feels"
First of all she had been told not to touch it and she broke it anyway. Plus they're brother and sister. When some big ass unrelated kid comes along and hits your son you don't say that shit. You don't even let it slide!
Plus what was the plane, twenty dollars? That's a lot of money to a kid his age.
Wow I don't think I saw this episode...that is some bullshit...although...
Sheldon became the fucking pirate king and was fucking up planets. If he wanted revenge, he should have brought his fucking crew along to kick Jenny's ass. He probably could have made a strategy or equipment so his crew could beat her, steal the aging device, return to normal age, conquer Earth etc, and go off to kick more ass
Damn it Sheldon
Apparently Arthur's parents are ridiculously poor because in another episode they flip their shit at the idea of buying Arthur some 10 or 20 dollar moon boots. So that's another reason they should have beat DWs ass instead of pampering her because she got punched in the arm. They can barely afford to eat, let alone allow that little shit to break everything in the house.
there's spending habits.
I have an uncle who has a nice house but because they have a nice house that's what most of their income is spent on, so they eat shit like cheap hotdogs and macaroni and cheese for dinner every night.
Meanwhile I live in a trailer but I have lots of nice shit
That AGU episode where Angelica does a report on the weird foreign school cook's cooking for the school newspaper and makes him switch to cooking normal food.
Then when the cook tries to do the cooking blindfolded and fucks it up, getting everyone sick, everyone blames Angelica.
Pretty much any episode where Angelica is shat on without doing anything to deserve it.
Holy shit you have got to be fucking me
They just don't give a fuck anymore
>this episode happends
>Sheldon secretly contacts his old crew
they return, beat and rape her
>blackmail her into more discrediting acts
>use that in turn as blackmail material
>keep her spiralling deeper and deeper into more perverse actions
>eventually make her his slave
>Korra season 1 finale, she's sad because she's only a bender now, while hundreds who are normal people are literally better to be dead in her eyes, but Aang shows up and solves everything
seriously that was like spending 10 minute on a chair watching an old friend raped, killed then eaten by dogs and shat away to they could use the shit to cover my face.
It was obvious that it would not end well, but Cartman got away with the last laugh just made confused about if they actualy meant the episode serious?
I laughed at the Van Halen part. But except for that the rest of the episode was low even by South Park standard.
>This entire episode.
met 2 people who were in a similar situation to that of Squidward in this episode.
Damn, that reminds of the episode where Angelica kept getting in trouble for swearing even though no one would tell her why it was bad. Fuck, that annoyed me
shitting on Squidward really becomes less fun when he doesn't even really deserve it anymore
You mean "Stuck in the Wringer"?
That episode always rustles my jimmies.
Really faggots? those episodes weren't meant to be taken seriously, also The Fridge is one of my favorite episodes for that exact same reason.
Everything was played for laughs in both of them and Nicole realized she was wrong in the end.
also the one episode where lisa gets a restraining order because bart never does nice things for her
nevermind during the course of the show he actually did something along the lines of double the nice things for lisa as lisa did for him
remember when he swallowed a 600 day detention punishment and quit what might have been the start of a career in law enforcement just because he believed in her?
>and Nicole realized she was wrong in the end.
>"I'm sorry if I upset you. Please, just... just take the flag my little trooper. You've earned it."
>"Did you just try and shoot me in the back!?"
Not worse than that stupid episode of family guy where Stewie writes an actual good play and destroys it because Brian was being a little bitch.
Good moral. "If you're better than someone, dumb yourself down! Don't wanna make anyone have to actually try harder!"
Holy shit, are you me?, I was thinking about that... God I hate Lisa exactly for shit like that, I couldn't stop thinking about the time he gave her all his money for the Bleeding gums Murphy's disc, plus that one you mentioned.
Relented only because lost the bet, not because she was sorry
>Fucking hell this plot
In my view, children should not be taught right and wrong from TV, but from their parents/adult relatives. Unfortunately, impressionable little rascals gonna be impressionable little rascals
The episode of FOP "A Wishful Life" where literally everyone is better off without Timmy but he comes back anyways after being reluctant about it.
Just a shitty episode all around and the premise wasn't even that abhorrent but fuck.
Yeah, I remember that episode. It was kinda... weird for me when I watched it as a kid, mostly because holy shit, their lives are INCREDIBLY better with Timmy.
It's just not what I was expecting.
This was probably the worst episode of zombie Family Guy ever, followed closely by the ones with Peter's vestigial twin and the one where Peter marries Chris.
yeah possibly but for his figure and he is just shows up out of nowhere when Team Jenny is down with a wicked grin
and technically he would be immortal with space time loops and the aging device. The guy is older than Nora and probably more familiar with alien tech so it wouldn't be so farfetch that he could develop tech and strategy to wreck Jenny
Normal is a relative term for Jenny.
Besides, he seems pretty cool with it.
>shows adds main characters in a bid to stay on longer
Absolutely. Fucking. Disgusting.
Was Poof not bad enough? Are we going to have 3 versions of every episode now? One with just Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda, one with the exact same plot except Poof's in it, and one with the exact same plot except Sparky's in it.
to a less extent that episode about MUH MUH MUH MUNEH in Adventure Time
The princess they supposedly save CONSTANTLY decides to try and boil them fucking alive with their own gold because one of them was being a bit of a dick about it
the fuck is that shit WBP!?
>Superman releases a criminal from the Phantom Zone
>Trains her to become Superwoman
>She's a little rough, but she's learning
>Writers: "Oh shit, we need a villain in this episode"
>Out of nowhere Supes threatens to send her back after one day and only one minor mishap
>Mala goes evil and gets her boyfriend out
>Badda boom, Status Quo preserved.
This episode, man...
It didn't anger me as much as it just confused me. I mean, why bother establishing this Muslim character as a likeable person just to throw all that shit out the window to advance the plot? I'm really not sure what the writers were going for with this episode.
because suffering is instant hilarity, just add water, and he seems to be the most susceptible just above plankton.
Why does this upset you
I can't imagine it's any inconvenience on your part when toiletry is taken beyond putting more in the bathroom which I assume you'd change after a guest has been there.
You know thinking about it Sheldon was a fucking badass all around that got screwed over way too much I mean wasn't he
>Secret Government agent trained in various shit
>Saved the day a couple times
weird how he got so much flack
It just doesn't work because they haven't used that line in such a long time. If they think they still have the classic Spongebob fanbase, they're sadly mistaken. The only reason I think they would bring it up, especially for an episode like Squid Baby, is to bastardize it.
>Lisa insecure about not being able to figure out a puzzle as fast as Nelson and the other boys in class
>Grandpa scares her about the "Simpson Gene" explaining that all Simpsons are bound to be losers.
>Later in the episode, Homer rounds up all of his relatives
>Turns out the Simpsons gene only effects the men where as all the women will be successes.
>Bart expresses apprehension that he will too, become a failure.
>Homer happily confirms this, they begin acting like idiots.
Moral of the story: Feminism. Lisa is smart just because she is a girl and Bart is dumb just because he's a boy.
IT's gotten even worse in recent seasons especially in the future episodes
>weird baby shit
Pretty sure they always had it, anon.
That's why I hated TR so much. Granted, I only got to know about series after it ended, and marathoned Sheldon episodes first, and after seeing them, I never bothered watching the rest of the series
Timmy was angry that he was doing nice things for his friends and they were mocking his efforts (and, in some cases, punishing him) so he wished that he had never been born. Jorgen appears and shows him what a world would be like without him, in which everyone is much better off to a ridiculous extent. Even in ways that make no sense. Timmy's parents are fabulously wealthy. Vicky is nice. AJ has hair, and is famous in the scientific community because Timmy was holding him back somehow.
Then Jorgen basically says that, because Timmy improved the world by wishing himself out of existence, they're basically going to send him to hell. Timmy kicks him into the pit of fire and steals his wand, then tries using it to put everything back to normal, but he realizes that he's making everyone miserable (by existing) and gives up. Jorgen says that he was just testing Timmy, and gives him a free wish, which he uses to come back into existence for real.
Man, everyone's got a fetish. Just because someone's is revenge rape doesn't make it any worse than your scat. So long as it stays in fictionland no one important gives a shit about what he gets off on.
what if your fantasy scenario is how something is evil and deserves to suffer and die?
I mean it doesn't mean you believe that sort of thing in real life, you just get off to the idea of it.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK why did you have to remind me of that episode, I remember getting so mad after watching it, if there is something that confirms how shitty and soulless the new simpsons are is this episode.
Huh? The problem is that it pointed out how the main character made every single person in his life worse-off. That didn't happen in IAWL. And it's not like they had to do a IAWL parody in the first place.
>These shit opinions
When I watched It's a Wonderful Life for the first time I cried like a bitch several times.
When I watched that episode of Fairly Odd Parents I cringed then felt angry when it ended.
>she eats all the chocolate turtles
>when they try to make more she fucks it up by adding salt and ruining them
>is forced to explain to everyone what a fuckup she is
>everyone pities her and gives up pity money
fuck this bitch for real
>Plankton walks into the krusty krab and slips on a mop puddle
>has every right to sue Krabs
>Krabs gets off scott free
fuck this episode
>Murdoc abuses 2D and gave him his 8-ball eyes
>Almost killed Noodle with that El Manana video shoot
>Is loved by all
>He didn't even try to be friends with Homer
To be fair Homer ate his lunch, chewed ALL his pencils (seriously who the fuck does that) and after saving Homer's life the stupid fuck doesn't even realize that he almost dies and on top of that he gets reprimanded by his boss?
>shitting on Squidward really becomes less fun when he doesn't even really deserve it anymore
There was a recent season ep with Squidward reading publicly SB's diary and humiliating him. Thing is that after so much abuse Squidward has taken even if he started the problem, I didn't mind as I felt he deserved the right to make SB suffer. Plus even by the ending of the episode Squidward was being punished by Bikini Bottom denizens and his response? He couldn't care less he just wanted to bask in SB's humiliation some more. So good for Squidward just not caring about his torment (though the citizens of BB were hypocrites).
Is it any different from the episode of Married with Children where Al discovers that his family would be happier without him? I loved the ending, he purposely comes back to life for the sake of making them drown in misery for all the shit they gave him most of his life.
>still watch Family Guy because I've been watching it this long, might as well see it to the end
>new episode comes on
>it's about Brian giving Stewie herpes
>let me repeat, "it's about BRIAN GIVING STEWIE A FUCKIN STD."
>the whole episode is about how Stewie is pissed about how Brian didn't tell him that he has herpes before they became blood brothers
>Brian doesn't care and tell Stewie to live with it
>it's revealed at the end of the episode that Brian also gave Chris an STD and didn't care
>lets add the fact that Brian has sex with a lot of woman, and has fuckin herpes
>so if you think about it, he goes around spreading herpes with a "i don't give a fuck" attitude
I don't remember how the episode ended. I just remember that it pissed me off very much. I think it just ended with them just having to live with it or some stupid shit.
Fuck, they really want to kill Brian's character off. Seriously, I'll take the repetitive italian jokes from that Vinny dog, over the new terrible Brian.
I also disliked the one with the daycare thing
>Stewie tells Brian the daycare is horrid (and Lois didn't look into it enough to find this out because Lois)
>Brian says he will check it out the next day
>Shows up and its horrible with kids injured, not being watched or taken care of and all this other crazy shit
>Brian goes to the person running it to get this shit taken care of / find out what the fuck
>Person running it is a hot girl
>Suddenly Brian is like "Oh they're fine"
>Doesn't call the police so he could get with the girl as the kids are getting more and more injured, kidnapped, and so on. Makes excuses like "Oh she has a lot of work" despite THAT being her work plus other shit excuses that were false and so on
>Prevents Stewie from telling Lois after daycare lady fucked up his arm and proceeds to jam it back into place
>Conditions are still bad and Brian is about to go out with her
>Turns out she has a boyfriend
>Only THEN does he decide to call the police
Man fuck Brian
It's just an episode to further emphasize how shallow of a cunt Brian is.
Just like that other episode where a woman said she was into magicians and he, without a second thought declares that he's a magician in order to impress her.
The baby episode from Sabrina's Secret Life. THAT is the most infuriating babysitting episode in the history of humanity.
>Sabrina will be alone at home tonight, so she throws a party
>Surprise, she's getting a babysitter
>Yes, a babysitter. SHE'S 14.
>She decides to use magic to make her younger
>She thinks the babysitter is 80 years old and plans to turn her into 20
>Except she actually was 60, so baby ensues
>Maritza (Sabrina's best friend) comes at home
>Cringeworthy scenes of 14 years old girls having no ideas about how to take care of a baby, trying to give her pizza and stuff
>Sabrina magics away a bottle so baby can eat
>Cringeworthy scene of EEW DIAPER SMELLS
>After some more stuff, everyone else comes at Sabrina's home
>Long story short, there's a power outage
>Everyone is scared
>Cassandra (the bitchy witch) discovers the truth, makes the baby an old lady again
>Old lady solves the power issue, brings everyone at his home and calls Sabrina's aunts who scold her
Basically, what we learnt today is "When you're in high school, you can think you can do everything but actually you can't do nothing and you also still need a babysitter. Deal with that"
Does anyone remember the SpongeBob "Triple Play" marathon? 3 out of 5 episodes they aired in that week (Slide Whistle Stooges, Cephalopod Lodge, and Professor Squidward) were Squidward torture porns.
He still had a case in the fact that he slipped and fell on a wet floor that did not have a wet floor sign, because Krabs was too cheap to buy one.
Krabs gets no repercussions here.
It's almost as bad as the episode where Krabs markets spongebob and gives a bunch of customers food poisoning, and gets off by letting the judge whip squidward.
For fuck sake, Jenny help her out the whole time. She do everything she can to restore his young age. It's not even really her he turned out like that. A little thank you would be too much?
>les malheurs de sophie
No one will care because it was never translated but I can't think of any episode that didn't make me rage.
Also worth of note, Princess Sarah and Nobody's Boy: Remi. Seriously, fuck those shows.
she was also the source of the problem to begin with.
he might owe her in the long run but that doesnt mean she can just do whatever the fuck she wants and people are just going to have to suck it down.
its not so much that as she (along with everybody else) treats it like its nothing
the guy basically lost 90 fucking years lost and away from his friends and family and they treat it like its no big fucking deal (and some random people pelt him with dodgeballs and go "lol he had it coming")
bull fucking shit. He should have just stayed with the pirates they probably treat him way fucking better anyway (and they are technically like his family)
>He should have just stayed with the pirates they probably treat him way fucking better anyway (and they are technically like his family)
That sounds kinda cool, but I think the concept would be too complicated to handle in a single eleven-minute episode. It'd need a movie or a comic series.
should have had him show up at the end and go "later suckers" steal the aging device and go to space
return episodes later as part of some unknown threat
suddenly it reveals him technically WAY older (but still looking how he was but in badass armor / clothing and such)
Sheldon: WHATS GOOD FUCKERS!?
and he becomes like an anti hero
Give him a gun-arm and a robot lady bodyguard who is hanging on his arm 24-7.