What would you do with the Omnipotent/Omnipresent/Omniscient Power of the Infinity Gauntlet /co/?
Y'know, besides Masturbating.
1. make it so i know how to use/ not misuse it
2. craft a galaxy thats the exact same as the milky way of our universe
3, send copies to every universes me, and impu them/me with knowledge on what it is and what NOT to do with it,
4. go to copy earth and live a simple life as a farmer/ blacksmith/ smelter on an earth thats human pop is still in the 2000s BC
keep up tabs with other mes if they need advice just want to talk, probably fuck the hot versions of female mes
>What would you do with the Omnipotent/Omnipresent/Omniscient Power of the Infinity Gauntlet /co/?
>Y'know, besides Masturbating.
Fuck ... um ... create a room in my house with infinite space in all directions I guess.
I would be a just and fair god, and then somebody would bring up to me the notion that I can literally retcon every plot that I've ever hated.
>Create own version of storylines that I hate
>Spend eternity rubbing it in Quesada and everybody else's faces that my versions are much better (because I forced everybody to agree)
>Suddenly become despotic villain
>Subconsciously create a plucky group of teenage heroes who overthrow me in the most tooth-grinding cliche manner ever.
>I mean, we're talking "power of friendship"-tier bullshit
>Panic at last moment, obliterate universe.
>Spend next 10,000 years fucking off to every fetish ever.
>Painstackingly recreate universe, forget everything I learned, repeat.
I would make a bad omnipotent deity.
Probably get every version of Flash and Spidey together for a sweet party
Being a literal god, I know of the existence of all reality warpers and I then remove their powers.
Total omniscience and omnipotence, remember?
There is nothing I cannot do and nothing I do not know.
According to certain sources (IIRC it was the Avengers/JLA crossover that resulted in Amalgam), the Gauntlet grants you omnipotence within your own universe, otherwise it just acts like a really buff power-up.
That's why the Mad Celestials were able to destroy the Council of Reeds, even though three of the Reeds had their universe's gauntlets.
Why slave labour?
Why not just make it happen yourself?
Whatever they're doing, you can do it for them instantly and forever.
Hell, you could rework the universe so that whatever needed to be done does it automatically as an intrinsic part of how our universe functions.
Such a narrow point of view.
Do a little spring cleaning in the human race
Now that I think about it, I'd take the rest of /co/ and force them to participate in superpower wiki threads to gain powers, and then have them fight to the "death" in an arena.
To the victor I would reward the waifu, to the losers a blue ribbon and chocolate.
Would it count as masturbation if I made my dick so huge it could be seen from space, and then fucked the moon? Because the first thing I want is for the whole world to see me fucking the moon.
Become a humble explorer of the universe, seeking out the kinship of extraterrestrial life, establishing economies and fellowships between races, and over hundreds of years, my efforts would eventuallycome to fruition in creating an interconnected and unified pan-galactic society.
I'd bang a ton of hot alien chicks along the way.
go to bed shadman
>fucking the moon.
go to bed sokka
Dr. Scroopy Moopers would like a word with you.
Create whatever number of seasons of Firefly would have been made if the show had run its course.
Make it so that no one even thinks about taking the gems away from me.
Then boring stuff like getting rid of war, getting lots of money, creating a utopia, blah blah blah.
>Give Clone High, Sym-Bionic Titan, and Green Lantern: The Animated Series at least 3 more seasons and a wrap up movie EACH.
>Erase the Star Wars prequel trilogy and EU from existence.
>Make Hitler a gay muslim just to see what would happen.
>Release the original unedited theatrical versions of all the Original Star Wars trilogy films on blue ray and dvd.
meh, its a fetish of mine
get rid of the soul gem, don't want its mind of its own messing with me like it does for everyone else. Then I create an entire planet of soulless, emotionless brains that I psychically link myself too and delegate tasks to in order to compensate for the intense mental strain of using the gauntlet. After that I alternate between two things:
1) Fight supervillians. If there aren't any, make some, while programing in that they never kill or seriously hurt anyone.
2) Once a day choose someone in the world at random and solve any serious problems in their life.
I'd probably end up being like this guy.
Use its power to create a second Infinity Gauntlet. Then craft the rest of the armor set.
Become God Emperor of all universes.
Honestly? I'd become the ultimate dungeon master. Kind of. I've got too much love for myself, so I'd always make myself the hero of whatever fucked up adventure I'd turned the galaxy into.
Basically, I'd not be the best choice for someone to give omniscience/omnipotence to.
>Green Lantern ring
I can create green shapes with my mind!!!
(assuming all the gems are present) I can reshape pretty much the whole universe.
Both are awesome (by which the GL ring is okay) but the GL ring is out classed the by the gauntlet.
I'd make the earth bigger.
Then I'd fix global warming and put it into everybody's mind to recycle so the process continues.
Then I'd look for alien life, if there was none, I'd create it and I'd make myself able to breath in space.
And I hate the idea of cheating but I'd probably make myself thinner.
Then I would make it so that none of my changes can be undone.
After that I'd just lay low living my normal life except I'd have Nicki Minaj and a Kim Kardashian clone be my sexual plaything for like 5+ years. And I'd get Kerry Washington pregnant.
And I would get rid of all sexually transmitted diseases because I'm paranoid as fuck about that.
The last thing I'd do is give the girl I have a crush on a bigger ass.
And that's it.
Actually I would probably destroy the Gauntlet after all my changes.
I would also have to make sure to create time travel for me only and make it so that I could explore alternate universe, basically I'd give myself an actual Tardis.
>Create alternate universe filled with magic, crazy technology, and all kinds of kickass shit
>Set it so I get reborn into the universe with no memory of the guantlet or its powers
>Have it locked away in a deep corner of this universe
>Make it so that by fulfilling certain conditions or dying returns it to me and I regain all knowledge of being omnipotent
>Live awesome life
>Have crazy adventures
>Eventually realize my destiny as God
Give all humans ULTIMATE EMPATHY! Force them to feel any pain they cause "with intent to harm" that way surgeons can still operate but some random fuck will think twice about stabbing someone.
Also I would "Invent" a faster than light system.
I always figured my favourite power would be Ghost Rider's Penance Stare, because it works based now how much of a dick somebody is
>Anon used PENANCE STARE on Corrupt Congressman!
I would use it to finally cancel Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents, bring back Symbionic Titan, make the live-action Smurfs 2D rather than CGI, and, I dunno, probably fix the economy and grant world peace.
And give myself a Gundam
>Give Myself A Gundam.
id make a planet and ride it around like a space horse. then i would go and fuck with primitive species across the universe, teach them, terrorize them, become a dragon dildo god to them. then id go and make galaxies and solar systems and all that stuff.
then maybe fingerblast some girls into the infinium
What if a top surgeon is only good because he enjoys slicing and dicing people?
And at what point do you define intent to harm? What about scolding your child for something they did? What about robbers who are just trying to feed themselves or wounded lovers who feel they have been wronged and retribution is fair? What about executioners?
What about psychopaths who hurt without intent, such as those who do things recklessly? Or drug addicts who hurt their families with their addiction? What about sadists who enjoy consensual torturing but don't actually hurt people without their consent?
Not only >>63483719, but:
>expecting a world without evil but expects good to exist
>this nigga doesn't know about the balance of life
1. Give myself immortality, a regenerative healing factor and Gladiator's powerset.
2. Attempt to not accidentally nuking the universe into oblivion.
3. Attempt to banish the Infinity gems into various points in spacetime with exception to the Space gem. Keeping the Space gem for emergency situations where the Infinity Gauntlet is necessary for the survival of the universe. Basically a scenario involving Earth being invaded, our universe being invaded, someone attempting to destroy Earth and someone attempting to destroy our universe.
Change reality so people start becoming benders. Set my self up to be the first Avatar. Make a box to put the gauntlet in that prevents anyone else but me from finding it in the box.
who wants to be a little girl when you could be a Gogo?
>What would you do with the Omnipotent/Omnipresent/Omniscient Power of the Infinity Gauntlet /co/?
Probably jump on 4chan and shitpost, like I normally do. Except this time, mods can't do shit
I'd make it so that every time an anon was banned from 4chan, a giant busty valkerie would burst through their basement door and kill them with an actual ban hammer, and speaking in old viking tongues, shout with the force of thunder "ENJOY YOUR BAN."
First, I block my subconscious from affecting the Gauntlet. Then, I would set up protection from me fucking up the universe on accident. Create a second Infinity Gauntlet, Put it on my other hand, because that would be awesome. Make myself indestructible, and bond the Infinity Gauntlets to my hands, and make them so no one else can use them. Then, I would go into hiding, making sure no superheroes know of my existence. Then, I would get rid of anyone else with reality altering or omnipotence, or anyone who would stand a chance at overthrowing me. Then I would weaken my omniscience, because being fully omniscient would be boring as fuck. Then, I would fuck around for an eternity.
Create several duplicate Earths in a Kepler rosette around the sun with no or only a very few humans and all species restored to their native environments. (No invasive species unless it happened without human intervention.) No Dingos in Australia so the Tasmanian devils and thylacines can frolic. Possibly uplift some animals a bit and see how a small society of sapient octopi, dolphins, raccoons or whatnot progresses.
Meanwhile, terraform the moon, Venus and Mars and tell the world that now is the time to get colonizing this virgin territory. A couple of the Kepler earths, too. If 10% of the planet's GDP doesn't go into space travel within ten years rocks are going to start falling. When the new worlds start to fill up, build an Orbital or two. All these worlds, and Earth, will be required to maintain at least 50% wilderness.
Build a giant solar collector at the L-1 point that both powers the Earth and blocks enough sunlight to reverse global warming. If that turns out to be a mistake, move it enough that its shadow doesn't fall on the Earth.
Smite dead anyone who commits a narrow range of crimes. Those machete wielding gangs in Africa? Dead before they take a step. Guys who try to gang rape and murder women? Their penises burrow up into their bodies and eat their organs. Fire a rocket into a civilian settlement? It curves back and lands on your head.
Enforce universal education. Punish military adventurism. TRY to get people to stop murdering each other without mind controlling them.
Advance water reclamation, sewage treatment, superconductor and efficient battery technology. Space launches will now be by linear accelerators built on the slopes of tall mountains.
All of this just within the Solar System. I'm starting small.
Would undo 9-11 because Cartoon Network went to shit after that.
Would also undo the Star Wars prequels and just leave the lone trilogy.
Would undo the comic collapse of the 90s just to see how bad things would have gotten.
I wipe out Disney into nonexistence.
I wipe Dreamworks into nonexistence
Finally as a act of madness I make wireless data of any kind no longer work just to see what the world would do.
If i had the Infinite Gauntle i would first
> Go to the Animeverse
> Depower every Villian or Character i dislike
>Proceed to beat the Shit out of them
>Give the Best"Reason you suck speech" ever made
>Revive characters that died because the plot of their story demands it
>Improve their lives
If I had the Infinity Gauntlet...
>Alter my body and make the changes permanent
>Fix the world (fix global warming, regrow forests)
>Wipe out terrorist organizations
>Pool together the world's knowledge to get our asses back into space
>See what's beyond our galaxy
>Expose all of Washington and Hollywood's dirty secrets
>Make my own personal fortress
>Give myself insane alcohol tolerance
>Take over the world
>Throw Gauntlet in the Marianas Trench
>James Cameron finds it
>Finally makes his Avatar movies in space
Be a JerkMadgod like Kefka Palazzo.
Probably freak out, accidentally delete Mars, put it back. Try to figure out how to solve world hunger and shit. Give mankind the secret of reliable FTL space travel, terraform Mars to hold a fuckload of plant and animal life. Maybe explore different timelines of what I would do. Like, in one I removed kebab and I would see how that turned out, but for a lot of them I would just try and solve a lot of the in your face problems like global warming and world hunger and the energy crisis.
Be a OP Version of Doctor Who whit Regenerations. and have Infinite adventures Everywhere.
Make good shows get canned before time for petty reasons.
Make bad shows last several seasons.
And make tumblr SJW bitch for every little petty thing that happens in comics and cartoons
I'd use my powers to make fat people fit. Heal people with mental and physical illnesses if they are good people. Make poor people not poor and rich people more caring. Make all religion one under myself and an afterlife based on the good and bad you do in life. Awesome realm where everything is awesome and shit realm where every bad thing you've done happens to you for however many years you lived and then get paroled to awesome realm until for trail to see if you are reformed.
Honestly I can think of a worse exestan. That is to much power. To be able to know all and do all. After the first day I would more than likely try to think if a way to kill myself. Take away me knowing everything, then I could have some fun.
>Y'know, besides Masturbating.
make everyone watch me masturbate.
besides that? Give myself amazing artistic talents and open a job at my favorite indie comic company doing my favorite series, then erase the memory of the gauntlets from everyone but my own's memories and live an eternally happy life with my beautiful scandanavian wife doing my dream job.
and, y'know, the masturbation thing.
1. Make it so reality/the world can never end
2. Make it so I am immortal with godlike powers unable to be killed in any way, shape, or form
3. Make the reality gauntlet not exist, but allow myself yo access its powers whenever I want them, which will not be all the time
and 4. make it so none of these decisions can be changed by anyone other than myself
BUT ANON, ALL THAT STUFF ALREADY HAPPENS.
>tfw Razer will never become a blue lantern and find Aya because CN execs are autists.
>make a cool suit and change reality so that MLP never became famous
>slim it down
>change the colors to black and grey
>make a never ending, never rotting meat ball sub
>give it a touch screen cycling mode for whenever I want to do one of them
>go to alternate universes and have some fun
>go on futuristic 4chan
>everyone is a tumblrite
>erase tumblr from existence
>tumblrites go on a tumblr like board on 4chan
>over time, it all returns to tumblr
>I keep letting evereyone down
>all of the men of the world are gone cause of femnazi's
>I devolve humanity to before I got the guantlet
>put it in my closet
>lie in bed
Add some limits about not being able to harm myself directly or indirectly
Create a sub dimensional pocket with an accelerated timeline and a "example" solar system to learn my abilities on and get used to them, definitely practice, "pause", "undo", "savepoints", "see possible outcomes", and figure out what level of knowledge I really want to have (enough to protect myself and be safe, but not enough to know everything always)
Build myself a good user interface for it all too... take some time to refine it.
Definitely make the gems part of me rather than something I wear, improve my body and put in some safeguards as well (if I'm every going to be destroyed or incapacitated without being aware have the gems react, etc...)
Come back. Grant myself and my family (wife and kids) immortality / healing / the usual - with the option to end when they want.
Spend a long time just traveling and exploring with them, seeing them grow, have their own kids, etc.
Immortality for those I love and who are good and can handle it.
See where the world goes, what's discovered and learned and invented and done - probably only intervene if things get so bad we can't recover.
From time to time lose my temper and smite evil shits, but forgive myself and move on afterward.
Create Superman - the whole ball of cloth, extremely moral good soul with the whole super power set, start him off as a boy in smallville with good parents (who do stupidly Not die in a tornado... etc.)
Give all politicians an unflinching look at the truth of themselves and enough education and intelligence to understand the ramifications of their actions - it won't fix everything but it'd be a interesting start.
True group communal love - bring some (truly) good people together who want to be part of a loving commune like that, and give them enough telepathy / empathy that they can see who they all really are, trust each other, and let go of their fears and go from there.
1. bring back the spectacular spiderman. young justice and megas xlr. and make waifu real
2. birng waifu to life. open a portal to the Pokémon dimension, leave this universe with her, leave the infinity gauntlet to other kind and honorable anon
Turn myself into a hot chick and work as an upscale prostitute
I'd probably be this faggot except worlds worse. After the first few initial years of being an asshat, I'll calm down and leave Earth to it's own devices. Why meddle in something that ain't mine?
>Go around and make planets, species and other things.
>Poke and prod experiments and copy pasted Earths.
>Make art with the heavens, so that civilizations may guide themselves by the stories the dots and nebula clouds tell.
>Protect self from the big bang and start all over again.
>One day, a hero or a usurper will ask me if I'm ever lonely.
>I'll smile and nod before sending him to oblivion to be alone again.
>Telling me what to do
Make Thor, this, and make OMD not have happened.
Basically, erase all main Spidey writers post Strazynski, make Q never have been born.
Oh, and just...get rid of extremist religious values, make it universally impossible for them to exist.
this, only (after toying with it and probably destroying/recreating things many many times for shits and giggles) set an artificial limit on times of use.(as to not power trip)
(im thinking a good once a week type deal and it locks up? adding a "emergency use" that activates in times of real need with an indicator of some sort)
after that probably fuck around with (somewhat sane) reality bending powers.
One Hour-Long Special Episode of the Show involved the search for the "Reality Gems" "Reality Gauntlet" which was basically A Blatant rip-off.
Just like the other Anon, I didn't realize what it was A callback to until now - blew my fucking mind.
i have a good question.
if someone had these ultra reality bending powers would setting the artificial limit like >>63501261
work? (ie: not going insane with power reaping everything and in the end getting killed by some distant realities good doers)