>>2989173
is this edit ever gonna stop coming back to haunt me?
>playthrough dmmd the first time
>was a veteran of Katawa Shoujo so I expect the worst
>words words words no dicks words words
>seriously taking forever to get anywhere
>eventually get inside Platinum Jail with Clear
>fuck I hate this little faggot, why couldn't I have gotten Noiz
>eventually get to the finale with the clones
>go into robot song world
>everything starts cracking
>oh shit bail out bail out I want the good end
>instead I end up an amputee with Clear reprogrammed into a soulless infatuated husk
How do you girls even get through this long enough to make fanwork out of it?
>>2989204
Yeah, DMMD is texttexttexttexttext. It's a VN. In contrast, if you want an eroge, check out Hadaka Shitsuji or something. If you want a NitroChiral work, Sweet Pool is less long, I think? Hell, I think that that Togainu no Chi is less long than DMMD. I think the length is what makes people really bond with the characters though, and thus want to make fanwork for them.
Oh, and if it makes you feel better, I also got the same ending as you the first time around.
>>2989204
Huh? And you compare ddm to what, let me check again, KATAWA SHOUJO? Wait a sec. KATAWA SHOUJO?! You cannot be serious! Is this a ruse? Katawa Shoujo was the most boring VN I read so far and this is exactly due to it being text, text, text with nothing at all happening.
>>2989206
togainu no chi has a few slightly quicker routes to get to sex, but theyre bad ends. and sweet pool is.......hell no. you do not play sweet pool for fap material, period. and lamento is the worst offender as far as making you wait for dick, that fucker is lllllllooooooooonnnnnnnngggggg.
if you just want dicks and sex, play hadaka shitsuji or no, thank you!!. even NTY takes a while to get to the sex but at least there's lots of it once you do.
>>2989204
>not liking clear
> I was only 23 years old
> I loved Clear so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
> I pray to Clear every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Clear is love" I say. "Clear is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me an erogaki
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
> I called him a hippo
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its Clear
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to ear, "this is my master"
> He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Clear
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Clear
> He sings a mighty jellyfish song as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Clear looks him straight in the eye and says. "Yes! Master is my Master!"
> Clear leaves through my door because it was unlocked
> Clear is love, Clear is life
>>2989217
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=konichiwa&defid=1076443
>>2991530
And here I thought people forgot about that series.
>>2991700
Nothing by CLAMP ever gets forgotten.
>>2993277
there's something really wrong with the geometry in this pic
>>2989223
> It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
you fucked up
>>2993907
I really hate Trip, but he looks adorable here.
>>2994002
>2989223
>> It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>you fucked up
he shreked
you would shrek too
for shrek
>>2994040
>I really hate Trip
Why?
>>2994099
Lions. At least Aoba wasn't absolutely terrified of the snake.
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