Al/ck/ - Alcoholism general

>>9372653
Bulleit bourbon and Aass Pilsner (a Norwegian beer)

>>9372661
>being an al/ck/ in norway

Sounds horribly expensive.

sup boys 1055 am and time for round 4?

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I'm going in boyz

>>9372662
it is

life sucks

>>9372676
withdraws?

I have to be sober for the next 12 hours
What the fuck do people do when they're sober?
I wish I could sleep but I just woke up

>>9372757
play some vidya, cook, clean, jerk off

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Hey everyone! Great site you have here, some great information. I'd just like to say that, when I'm with my friends, only the best, Bombay Sapphire©, will do.
So don't be a square. Offer your friends Bombay Sapphire©.
Nothing less. Nothing more. Pure and simple.
Bombay Sapphire©

>>9372780
Why did you ruin that drink with a lemon?

>>9372780
dunno why but im gonna go out and buy some Bombay Sapphire©

>>9372653
hello again im the guy that was shaking on the floor
i cant deal eith this, im so close to getting changed and going to buy cheap cider, i have AA tomorrow. can i do both?

>>9372793
Do both at the same time

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Getting dickered and not doing shit today.

Might cut the grass later but idk...My neighbor got a DUI for moving his car in our shared driveway drunk last month. I guess a cop saw him leave a beer on the ground when he moved his car closer to his house to washing it like he always does and he got arrested. I couldn't fucking believe it...He never left his or my property or even got close to the road.

Im afraid ill get a DUI on my riding lawn mower now. An that was my only motivation to cut fucking 3 acres....Was to drink beer and dip while I'm doing it.

>>9372793
maybe kill yourself

>>9372780
>you can copyright a drink
I think you're looking for a registered trademark®
Retard.

>>9372797
but i wont be able to do both because ill be hungover for AA
that should be my punishment

>>9372807
I meant drink cider while in the AA, no hangover problem then

>>9372804
kill yourself you swine

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Hey everyone! Great site you have here, some great information. I'd just like to say that, when I'm with my friends, only the best, Hennessy®, will do.
So don't be a square. Offer your friends Hennessy®.
Nothing less. Nothing more. Pure and simple.
Henessy®

>>9372810
but i'll run out by tomorrow
im so fucking angry i poured away what i had
i have to ration money so ill have to buy really nasty cider

>>9372811
lol calm down you alcky hahaha

Haven't had your drinky drink yet, right?

>>9372816
>im so fucking angry i poured away what i had
What in hell compelled you to do that?

>>9372816
bro dont pour away the stuff you have if you're that shakey, taper down.

>>9372819
ive been withdrawing for the last 2 days quite badly, so no
>>9372820
i decided to quit so i poured it away

>>9372824
Dude who cares, just go out, get yourself your favorite drink, pour yourself a few cold ones!

>literally idiots don't know you can die from going cold turkey

>>9372848
happens every thread

>>9372848
Good riddance though, right? Who needs another deadbeat alcoholic fuckup.

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Can't taste the alcohol in this drink because of the horseradish

>>9372848
i know i can die
i just dont care
ive been in hospital for this shit before

>>9372859
thats the point.at least im not a deadbeat alcoholic parent

>>9372653
A cheap American wine by the name of Wanted Zin Zinfandel from 2015. Tastes like shit but its got alcohol

>>9372862
You are an alcoholic. You are worthless.

>>9372676
Hopefully it will help your Parkinson's

>>9372870
you are on 4chan
you cant be much better, cuck.

>>9372676
dat artful as fuck representation of being drunk/having the shakes

Could the children go to >>>/r9k/ or something?
It's an alcoholic thread, for alcoholics. Let us die in peace.

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>It's a funny straight edge guys blob the thread episode

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Hey everyone! Great site you have here, some great information. I'd just like to say that, when I'm with my friends, only the best, Absolut Vodka®, will do.
So don't be a square. Offer your friends Absolut Vodka®.
Nothing less. Nothing more. Pure and simple.
Absolut Vodka®

>>9372886
As if anything on 4chan belongs to anyone.

Fuck off and kill yourself quicker already you spineless victim

>>9372909
ah i see you're still here
i see someone had a deadbeat alcoholic father.
waiting for mommy to make you your tendies still?

>>9372914
lol you're drunk right? You are in no position to talk back to anyone. You are miserable, you hate yourself, you are a burden to your family and your surroundings.
You are a big fat mistake.

>>9372926
>projection, the post

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>>9372926
Why's this guy so mad? Did someone hit your kid with a car drunk or what? get the fuck outta here like you're stopping anything lol

>>9372926
cucks, the only thing worse than alkies

>>9372914
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>>9372966
lol you are the town drunkards

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>>9372981
>comes back with the same insult
oh no, how will we ever recover?

haha how can you die from not drinking wtf

>>9372988
Never heard of alcohol dependence? Withdrawals from some drugs, alcohol included, can kill you.

>>9372997
I've only ever heard alcoholics say this.

I think they just say this to have a reason to not stop drinking lol

>>9373000
Checked.
Alcohol and benzodiazepines withdrawal are more lethal than others.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_tremens

>>9373000
I'm sure there are some alkies who aren't anywhere near the level of dependence that could cause fatal withdrawals and use that as an excuse to drink more.

But that doesn't change the fact that alcohol withdrawals can be fatal. A simple google search will show you countless credible sources for that information.

I find it mind-bogging that you can be an adult yet somehow be unaware that alcohol withdrawals can be fatal.

>>9373013
Benzo withdrawal is brutal man, went through it without a taper. The nightmares alone are enough to drive you insane. I remember just laying on the floor with my head in my hands trying to keep myself together, I'm not at all surprised it can and does kill people

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>>9373014
Protip: It's not an adult

>>9373014
>be an adult

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

read his responses, 13, maybe.

>>9373000
>I've only ever heard alcoholics say this.
That's because you don't talk with doctors.

bought 3 2L ciders
im probably going to kill myself soon
or go to a doctor, because im going to kill myself because i cant stop drinking

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1.75L boi here, got hammered and ate all my breakfast food, took a lil nap.
Goddamn I love just being left alone, it's so great to not have to feel like a piece of shit drinking all day in front of someone else. Now nobody knows but meeeeeeeeee

>>9373231
also got some leftover dust which i will have also

>>9373233
sounds good mate
what was thebreakfast food?

>>9373241
I had guests over and before they left I made a whole pack of bacon, scrambled like 12 eggs w/ cheese, and toasted some bagels, added cream cheese, a slice of provolone on top, and broiled them. I don't have a name for that but they're dank af.
I got morning drunk and ate whatever they didn't once they left.

>>9373231
Are you a european/maybe canadian? I've never in my life seen a 2L of cider stateside.

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Have you ever had a long drink?
If you have, what do you think of it?

If you havent, order one and tell me in a week.

ps. im a drunk alcoholic fucking waste of life and want to kill myself :DDDDDD

>>9373255
yeah europe mate, i was in the US a bit when i turned19-20 and i couldnt find any cider at all, apparently strongbow is becoming a thing there, fucking disgusting cider

>>9373252
sounds delicious. when i went to get all my cider i picked up some reduced food, i got a 5p baguette, a load of meats that were cut but couldnt be sold today (some sliced ham,chicken, and a sliced italian ham, got some cheese and salad at home so im gonna add that, so im gonna load that shit and construct it up, melt the cheese. ill take a picture if i remember to once its constructed.
the baguette and meats cost me 65p all together (went right before stop shut)

>>9373273
im an alcoholic and i dont understand the concept of a long drink
does long mean big drink?
i drink a pint after the 2nd time the glass touches my lips
i dont understand

>>9373283
Im sorry it appears lot of yall dont have the concept of "long drink"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_drink
its a finnish drink thats very sweet and good for the first 2 drinks before you lose your taste.

welp its 2pm and I havent eaten anything in 18 hours I suppose its time to try and get food before I have more booze

>>9373301
have some bred
>>9373293
>gin
the only thing the slightest taste of my body will reject
do you like thewm though?
are the expensive? do you drink many?

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>>9373306
Its 5,5 alc %, so almost same as beer which is 4,7
I mostly drink hard liquor nowadays.
I sometimes start with a couple Long drinks and switch to raw alcomahol.

its expensive but I mean everything is fucking rip off price in the state of finland, FL

>>9373323
i understand it is weak, but the taste of juniper makes me gag
its not the alcohol, its the taste

i know man, i dont know how alckies manage in scandanavia, how much does 1 litre of a cheap spirit cost? (vodka, whiskey or whatever)

1 Guinness Export and 1 glass of milk.
Time for a tolerance break, or at least stick to one beer a night.
Buying that bottle of whiskey and sucking it from the bottle the last few days wasn't what I planned.

>>9373335
Like 25 euros

>>9373231
at least post the brand.
Fuck member when cider was cheap.
Tinnies of cider work out cheap last time I was in UK.

>>9373346
wow, a cheap 1.75 liters of booze here is like 15 dollars, or 17 euro

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>>9373360
40%?

Still got some free Bitburger sitting in my fridge, very tempting to go and drink it all tonight.
Also found a bag with a bottle of champagne that my friend appearantly also left at my place.

>>9373323
At least you can buy the Salmiakki liquor

>>9373346
dude wtf thats ridiculous
>>9373352
okay senpai, so what i got was a 2L bottle of blackthorn for 2.80
and then went to another shop and got 2 2L bottle of ashton croft which is filth for 2 quid each
thats 31 units for 6.80 and im gonna drink it all
in tinnies that would be way over a tenner

>>9373360
im not sure if the taxes go to the social programs, but i want to just say its socialism
in uk the cheapest vodka at a store, 1L would be at least 14 sterling

>>9372653
Just picked up my prescription for naltrexone so...nothing.

>>9373376
Good idea, im going to buy a bottle of that tomorrow
Havent bought one since i was a teen

>>9373387
I've only had it a few times, it's the best liquor I've ever tasted really, they don't sell that shit near me though

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winebro here
upgraded to vodka for efficiencys sake

>>9373396
cheers

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>>9373273
swede here, yes i love them but they're 20 sek a can at systembolaget so i usually get them on the finland ferry or (pic related) in germany

>>9373401
thanks cheers to you too
what are you sipping on tonight

>>9373402
I feel your pain my man, I live at the swedish border in Torneå(haparanda) every summer to work and have shopped in systembolaget loads oftimes.

Fuck this government shit that is babbying the inhabitants and increasing the booze prizes-.

IM A FUCKING ADULT I KNOW MY LIMITS(i dont but irrelevant)

systembolaget sucks but your snus is ok lad(i dont use it regularly though)

>>9373380
Nice, must be based paki shop.
Near £4 a liter for 2 liters previously.

>>9373406
green tea right now

>>9373412
yeah systemet sucks but i live close to the poland ferry down southeast so i can just go for an 8hr cruise and stuff my bags full of cheap ass wodka anyways
i heard finland got some shitty new alcohol law recently though what's up with that

>>9373413
nah moyte a lower class white brit off license run by a family.
my area is mostly white desu
lots of alckies around so tjey make a buck off the sales by sheer volume, we wouldnt buy from them otherwise.
plus ashton croft is literally like 2.10 at tesco. thats how filth it is

>>9373415
nice i hope it's tasty
do you reckon vodka and green tea is a legit mix

>>9373417
Nah finland been shit as always but Estonia got new laws recently and loads of finns cant go buy cheap beer there now

Latvia is the new safe haven for cheap alcohol

actually finnish alcohoil laws are better in the upcoming days because you can buy high % beverages in normal stores soon

>>9373360
>15 dollars, or 17 euro
Googled "15 USD in EUR"
15 US Dollar equals 12.65 Euro

Sorry mate, our currency is the strongest.

>>9373438
oh right that was it, stores allowing stronger stuff
people were upset at sweden for not doing the same thing, i remember now
sorry for misremembering

so what's my finnbro drinking tonight

>>9373423
I can imagine it tasting quite nice with some lime juice and sugar or something

>>9373442
There are about 753,975,854,976,875,245,578,346,986 dollars, and 1 euro.

>>9373446
I drank a handle(0.7litres i think) of gin and now just sipping on bulk beer to keep up the drunk as long as i can

how about you? do you have any recommodotions for swedish alcohol that i should try? something that might be able to find in finland?(perhaps could drive to haparanda also to buy if really get interested)

ps. if anyone has some comfy music to link, feel free

>>9373422
No one judges buying Tarus from Lidl/Aldi at 10am, avoid the tins however.
Unlike the cunts at the petrol station.
McEwans Champion 7.8% Ale is a good buy if at the supermarket.
Felt like a king drinking Crompton Oakes cider compared to the dross, cheap white lighting can be hit or miss if it is a new brand.
So I just stick to the High ABV beers.
Scrumpy Jack goes down well, just checked and 4 cans 440ml 6% still less than 4 quid.

Misha: I told him you asked. He insisted I tell you that he will "eagerly" respond. When he's out of prison. And that you should be "careful out there"

Hope that makes sense.

>>9373442
LOL, sorry about your taxes mate, i wasn't converting currencies, I was converting actual costs, or TAXES.

Okay so
wine, beer, champagne or rum. What will it be tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5gQ_rruDmc

How many of you can recognize yourself from this?

absolutely love this sketch, probably my favourite :DDD

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>>9373449
fuck it this is now a cookalong post
simple syrup in the making, but with green tea and vanilla extract added
>>9373454
i'm one bottle of wine down and half a bottle of vodka, gonna go all fancy and green tea infuse the rest of it and see if that improves it

regarding comfy music, what are you into? here's what i'm listening to rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPpMfjnn-I

>>9373454
>>9373487
shit, forgot to tell
sweden doesn't have anything good al/ck/ approved AFAIK, absolut vodka is actually pretty mediocre at best
we have some good microbrews but good luck getting them up north, it's all around stockholm.
personally i just drink danish lager most of the time, tuborg and carlsberg aren't half bad

>>9373481
this is literally me when I'm going shopping on an empty stomach. I could get that bread and something else or I could get a couple of cans of beer that are also quite satiating

>>9373487
>what are you into
I really like most stuff, hard to explain.
But I love most jazzy rap like tribe called quest, or kanye west early albums.

Right now listening to some 80s pop though.

not a fan of your song but oh well, each to their own
>absolut vodka
Not a fan, I can get cheaper one that tastes as good or even better.
Maybe ill buy tuborg next time(probably not)

>>9373512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avBZXNYwuqc

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>>9373487
i mean surely this can't be too bad

>>9373512
oh man you're my bro now for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaxt6EAOOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27g6BS0AZtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp_8bcpPtK4

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>take week off work
>drink solid hard for the whole week
>no hangover
>wake up today
>vomit until it's just bile and dry heaving
>shaking like Michael J. Fox at the club
>hot and cold flushes
>super tired
>pounding headache
>tears streaming for no reason
>feel weaker than a cancer patient

Only just got out of bed to get some water. I honestly thought I was going to die

Stay safe out there al/ck/bros

>>9373512
sit back, close your eyes and have a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbx5coHTow8

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>>9373537
this looks awful but it's really fucking good
just a tad on the strong side for a lazy ass cocktail but it's 50/50% vodka after all
so basically, green tea into simple syrup with a dash of vanilla extract, squeeze some lime into it, add vodka, shake and get drunk
thanks for the tip green tea anon

>>9373471
Not Misha but I followed who you're talking about.
>When he's out of prison.
Shit. Is he sober there?

>>9373546
That's withdrawals. Are you still experiencing hangovers at this stage?

>>9373536
>>9373537
>>9373549
Thanks for the music boyos, Im goign to listen the shorter ones first and then chill with nujabes(which I know are good)

sweet dreams

>>9373559
on my last cup of green tea right now, your drink sounds quite tasty

>>9373572
You can never tell. Sober or drunk he always talks like someone from downton abbey. The dude drunkenly but articulately used to argue with Christopher Hitchens, for fun.
He's never sober while free, chances of him being sober inside are pitiful. Bet he'll still be back here soonish though.

I've been drinking heavily for 4 years but I haven't had any symptoms besides an increase in my going in defecation. Is there any pain or any warning one feels before the liver enters a state of irreversible damage? or does the body just continues its routine until it is too late?

>usually it's still 95 here
>Temps in the 60s
>I'm still working outside at the beach
Southern comfort pls keep me warm.

>>9373233
>Goddamn I love just being left alone
This so fucking much. Having a few drinks and chilling is genuinely my favourite thing in life. Then just sitting back and letting the abyss fall over you when you have had too much and sticking on a film or something.

Just signed a lease for my first flat by myself today, better keep it reasonably sensible for the most part. Don't want to go too far off the deep end

>>9373687
also have the apartment to myself tonight, flatmate has to work another nightshift, even though she was working last night lol

>>9373471
How the fuck did he end up in prison? Any idea how long he will be in for?

Tonight is gonna be comfy as fuck why is it 50°

>>9373705
Probs had a naughty thought or two lad.

>>9373695
kek I used to mark on my phone when my old flatmate would be away so I could get fucked up in the living room with the big tv instead of in my room on my computer. Enjoy man, what do you like to do while drinking besides here?

>>9373712
aye you are probably right, forget how fucking stupid this country is sometimes

>>9373705
I'd guess it's drug related.

>>9373715
watch stuff, I mostly end up chatting with people across multiple platforms though (phone, 4chan, skype and stuff), then there is huge regret the next day, especially when i find pictures or proof that i turned on my webcam

>>9373471
are you lads talking about old smirnoff?

>>9373721
Probably right sadly, sounded like he was in a really bad place last time I saw him here. Wonder how long it will be until we hear from him again

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>Tolerance is too high for me to get drunk when drinking at a reasonable pace

>>9373273

ive drunk so much of that shit on the ferry to helsinki

Cannot find it here in shitty Norway plus would cost 4 quid for one small can.

shit fucking country

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>>9372653
Gin and tonic

I'll be uncorking and bottling my autumn/winter mead in the next week or two

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>>9372653
Waddup senpai

>>9373800
Still on the floor I sea

Only had like 6 cans of Guinness, could be feeling better but could be worse as well.

>>9373800
what game?

Why did the thread die?

Anyone ever have luck with tappering?

>>9374076
Only way to do it id you wanna sleep but if you're bad enough just know that you probs can't trust yourself and will get more

>>9374092
Gonna be hard I know, dont have insurance at the moment, I cold turkey before and had a seizure. Don't want that to happen

>>9373877
yeah floor is my place
>>9373974
the game case is DOOM but im using the case for other purposes
ive been playing dark souls 3 tho
anyone awake?

>>9373727
>man i love being left alone so i can be drunk without prying eyes judging my choices
>i talk to people and skype call
dope

>>9374106
Better to taper then. I'm not a doc, but if it's bad enough that you'll have seizures either taper or go to the ER and "forget" your wallet.

>>9374189
Fuckin' love dark souls bruh, and drunk souls is the best (shot every time you die).

>>9373715
>kek I used to mark on my phone when my old flatmate would be away

Fuck, I tried that with my dorm roommate but his schedules are fucked and all over the place, and he doesn't show up sometimes to work/school, it's bullshit

>>9373559
>all this vanilla
no thanks

>>9374206
ive been havinga few lines of MD whilst playing aswell as drinking with some crazy music on
shits fucking cash moyte i am buzzin

ill probably regret mixing what im mixing

>>9374106
Can you see one doctor, possibly at the addiction part of the psych ward or something, for a prescription of a few box of (cheap) benzo and instruction on how to use them at home?
If not, tapper with beer.

>>9374233
Does it involves piss, dirty mud water from under the sink, hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol?

>>9374243
it onvolves alcohol and 2 other recreational drugs
i cant blink
im having fun now though so fuck it
>fuck it
what alcoholics live by

>>9372653
Wisers whiskey negras

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4me

who /water/ here?

>>9374320
inbetween chugs of this >>9374316
filth yes
gotta stay hydrated

>>9374316
i mix that up with a 4 pack of red k

>>9374340
ive had 2 of these with a bit of black thorn and some other delicacies
not sleep 4 me

>>9372653

Should I start AA

>>9374355
i started last week
got a session in 8 1/2 hours and im currently fucked up on multiple subsistances
gonna go still
i have to commit so something. im at a point where obody can help me. aa is the last people i can turn to

I recommend sobriety.

Feels good man.

>>9374384

I'm thinking of starting because I can't just have one drink

I'm drunk rn

>>9374387
you know what the worst part is for me? i was completely straight edge for 2 years
then one bad thing happens and im not on guard. 2 week binge drinking non stop alone anmd back to being an alcoholic for a year

im drunk and tripping rn
but its just so fucking shit knowing its always goingto be an uphill battle, always have to by hypervigilant
this is why im suicidal atm
i dont think i can escape this
but having to climb back up that long hill

>>9374411
slef pitying people are so anoying

>>9372816
I've poured shit down the drain or given it away then walked down to the liquor store to replace it lol

>>9374411
I've been meditating. Helps me realise when I'm starting to get triggered and throw a hissy fit so I can nip it in the bud before it turns to 'woe is me I need a drink'.

It has been working pretty well it seems.

>>9374425
i literally did that today senpai
its fucked
poured it away and within 60 minutes left the house

>>9374432
>>9374425
Why do you people do that? That's fucking stupid, at least give it to some homeless guy

>>9374499
Alcoholics are prefrontalcortexally challenged and have poor impulse control.

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fuck nosebleed
not sure what this is all about
>>9374499
desperation and the poorest impulse control you cvan imagine
i threw it away and impulsively said im quiting
i was certain for 60 or so minutes i was never going to drink again and i was going to be successful and have a good life
and then my brain just started planning to buy alcohol because my body is too used to it
and then i wanted to buy it
then i drank it
woke up and thought fuck i cant keep drinking 50 units a night
>5 years later
i give up i cant stop this


im an addict
sorry senpai

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I've been good, haven't drank for about 3 weeks so I think I deserve to get drunk. Don't try to stop me because i'm already half crocked
I just need to not let myself drink tomorrow when I wake up and I think I can do that

How do canadians do it? Booze is so fucking expensive here what the hell

>>9374546
how much does your guys' bottom shelf shit cost?

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>>9374544
>ive been good
>i just need to not let myself drink when i wake up
we all know what decision has been made including you

>>9374544
Finish your dry month anon.

>>9374570
like 25$ for rum here

>mfw dieting
>only eat 500 calories of food a day
>drink an additional 700 calories every night

If I'm drinking more energy then I consume, does that mean I'm more booze then man?

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>>9374544
>wake up
>shit that hurts, fuck it, i'll just have these last few to take the edge off the hangover and then the bottle is done anyway
>couple of drinks later
>maybe just go down to the liquor store for a few beers, nothing hard, you can't just morning drink and then have nothing the rest of the day
>hey there's this liquor on sale I haven't had in a long time
>maybe just a small bottle for old times sake
>maybe just a fifth
>and the beer of course
>tomorrow i'll be sober

>>9374610
exactly. I just need to deal with the hangover i'm gonna have and i'm going to do it

>>9374615
Make sure to start hydrating now lad

well it looks like im going to AA of my head in about 6 hours lads, got drink left but just slowly sipping with some lines every so often, 4am and i am still dancing
my floor is cosy
just want you al to know i love you all and thank you for being here
alcohol is a succubus

>>9374640
Do they allow you to come in drunk?

>>9374644
usually yes
all groups ive been to its okay if you are there drunk
the rule in the places ive gone to is if you are under the influence just listen for the whole session. and if you wish to speak to someone after the session one of the older members might talk to you in private
ive been drunk before and just stayed silent.
i just say to myself "being an alcoholic isnt an excuse to not go to a meeting of alcoholics who want to stop drinking."
people wont be dicks about it, because tey have been there, you just have to turn up.

>>9374677
Sounds like a friendly bunch. The higher power memes concern me though.

>>9374590
Fuck yeah man

Shoulder/neck are killing me. Was invited out but don't feel like it/ am having awful liquid shits. I am about to just sit in bed and get drunk, anyone got any movie reccomendations on Netflix?

>>9374695
the higher power meme where i am is subjective as fuck. depends where you are i guess
my group has christians, some jews, atheists, pagans and a buddhist
kooky bunch but it works because the higher power is "god" "as you might see it"
everyones higher power seems to be different. all depends on the people that make up the group as i know some of them are really heavy on christianity, we have some gays in our group too

>>9374729
how long do you have?

>>9374729
pretty sure emperors new groove is on netflix

>>9374409
depends on the city.

I did AA in St. Pete FL and if i was still there id probs still be sober. Good people who knew how bad alcoholism can destroy you. we would go visit peeps in the hospital etc. not judgemental either, just had to be sober for the meetings. it was better than church. good mix of people coming off the street and functioning types. wish i was still there.

then i moved to orlando and no one cared.

tldr depends on city

>>9374729
leaving las vegas if it's on there, i don't know

On Monday with over a month sobriety I had 115/75 blood pressure. I got drunk for kicks Wednesday. When I checked my blood again today I had 128 / 78.

I am glad I have practically given up alcohol, the shit really can fuck your heart up.

>>9374792
it fucks everything up my man

>>9374803
It does, I was pre hypertension though when I drank twice weekly. Heart disease already runs through my family, so I'm glad all it took was giving up booze to get rid of that ailment.

>>9374777
hey friend. my gramps ran a lot of the St Pete AA meetings. I'm an alcoholic now, it skips a generation apparently.

Beer today
Beer yesterday
Beer tomorrow
It really is God's nectar

>>9374767
All the time in world, why?

>>9374810
all of my mothers side are heavy drinkers including her, alcoholic grandfather
father side all drink heavily, 3/4 uncles are alcoholic schizophrenics, alcoholic grandfather
bad odds for me eh
heart disease through mums side
tons of cancer on fathers side

>>9374773
That's a great suggestion but I only really watch kids movies with my gf.

>>9374824
you should watch this korean film called "the wailing"
3 hours long but it was a good film
its sort of a crime mystery with some crazy twists

>>9372757
Some fly planes...

>>9374839
Gotcha, thanks dude.

>>9374729
Texted my friend and politely turned down his invite instead of just ignoring shit like I usually do. It's pouring rain and thundering, all cozy in my bed with my hanlder, as soon as I took like 6 drinks my tomach calmed down and I achieved Buddha like levels of relaxation.
It's gonna be a good night, dudes.

>>9374729
Also I like the suggestions but right now I'm feeling a comedy or indie flick, cmon' y'all help a bored comfy nigga out.

>>9372848
I did and I'm fine. Four weeks sober here 30 years of age started drinking at 13 went full al/ck/y mode at 18. I have no health insurance (Murica) that's why I did it. It was a nightmare just the worst shit imaginable. The mind and spirit is something amazing.

>>9374975
Watch Fargo, the series

>>9375084
Why didn't you at least taper?

>>9375125
Actually might give this a shot, thanks dude. Nobody else seems to we al/ck/ and awake right now.
I haven't seen the movie in so long that it's a little hazy and I won't get mad about little inconsistencies/ I've also heard the series hold up quite well.

>>9375130
Because he's a big ol' goober who ain't afraid of no nancy ass brain damage

>>9375139
Its quite good, enjoy m8

I'm going to bed sober for the third day in a row. Not as bad as I feared desu

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That feel when you need to take 3 1.5 fl oz shots in order to feel anything, and you can't take more than 20 minutes between rounds or else you sober up.
I'd honestly drink grain alcohol if I could stomach the awful taste, but I also don't want to dig myself a 190 proof deep hole because there's really no return from that.
Fuck you tolerance, fuck your in your stupid tolerance ass.
Super glad I'm not broke.

>>9375154
Dude, congrats! I have the worst time sleeping when I'm sober. If you have any crazy dreams please share in the morning.
Or if you wake up sweating bullets at 4 am. Sleep tight b0ss.

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2007 was the best times of my life.

I wish i could do it all over again, I hate my life now.

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Everytime I want to get drunk, its to late to go the the liquor store. So, I just get some beer and I never really get that drunk and always feel feel gross. I also piss so much fuck beer. I need to get laid

>>9375172
what is wrong with your actual life?

>>9375259
I moved somewhere that had a 2am liquor store cutoff to somewhere where it's illegal after 10pm, but they can still sell beer/wine/champagne. There have been many a few nights when I say "fuck it" and either get boxed wine plastered (slap bag, never a glass), or just buy a ton of cheap champagne. I fucking hate it, and also pee a lot.
After I learned my lesson, I started bomb shelter tier stocking up on vodka when it's on sale.

>>9375290
Yeah, maybe I should stock up on some liquor. Beer isn't doing it for me anymore and I really like drinking rum.

>>9374833
I fucked her once watching it.

Good day.

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>>9375331
>once
Just kidding, haha.

Although, weirdly I feel like I'd slam that pussy like a loose screen door in a hurricane if I had something to watch/distract me.
Sometimes when I'm trying not to bust I go through my to-do or grocery list in my head and try to ignore what's going on/ my gf's fantastic body.

>>9375125
2am, I've just been shitposting and haven't actually started Fargo. Gonna put it on, get as drunk as I can, then make burgers and do a lil cook along for y'all bois.
I was super close to biking to checkers (they've got a walk up window/ open till 4/ <a block away), but I realized I should probably just not be a piece of shit and it'll be more fun to get hammered and make my own, because I have the technology.

>>9375125
Okay dude what the fuck, it ain't on Netflix anymore.

>>9375400
I dont think fargo has ever been on netflix
just find a stream link. try gomovies or geektv

>>9375434
I'm phoneposting and too lazy to hdmi up my laptop to my bigass tv. I just popped in the deer hunter to my Xbox and have something to watch for 3 hours now.

>>9375455
If you've got 4g you can stream anything

>>9375480
I also have wifi, but I don't feel like holding my phone/ hooking up my computer. If you're the anon that suggested it I will totally check it out, but probably tomorrow. I scoped out the IMDB and the cast looks A+, huge fan of serious Billy Bob and Bob Odenkirk.

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Step one, take out beef to thaw.
Step two, drink your potatoes.
Step three, quietly move your grill onto covered porch because it started raining again (is this gonna kill me?).

>>9375497
Ah I guess not to thaw, but to get a little warmer, it was in the fridge. Letting it sit for about 15-20 mins that way it grills gud

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>wake up at 1 am
>buy another bottle
>regret it

>>9375497
Step four, start heating your grill.
Step five, mix your burgs, I use
>one egg
>3/4 elbow ground beef
>lil bit of bread crumbs
>1/3 white onion
And
>blue cheese like fucc if you're about that life

Step six, don't forget your liquid potatoes

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>>9375642
Forgot pic because am retarded.
Step seven, mix with your hands and shape some patties.

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>>9375651
doggo feets

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>>9375657
That's my trusty kitchen pal/ anywhere anytime garbage disposal. He's a fucking G.
Also the ladies love him.

>>9375651
Step eight, shape your patties and grease them.
Step nine, throw those bad Larrys on the grill.
Step ten take three more doubles and smoke a stove while ya grill because you're a giant piece of shit and it is 3:45 am.

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>>9375682
Forgot pic again because I'm a huge fag

>>9375683
You're gonna be fine, anon. Drink a lot of water and purge if you need to. I'll pray for your head tomorrow, it's going to ache. Beer is queer like that.

>>9375685
nice meatloafs

>>9375689
;-;
They're gonna be fire, fuck you dad.

>>9374975
Watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Start with season 2 the first one sucks

>>9375695
I've already watched the whole series 3x over. The last season got pretty inventive, what with the P.O.V. Frank episode as well as the "we're drowning" one.
I was entertained but it wasn't the same.

>>9375682
*stoge
Fuccccccc

>>9375699
Same here, except at least 5x so far, I've been rewatching that shit for the past few weeks

>>9375661
Step eleven, listen to tom waits while u grill. Step ten plate them hotbois with cheese and get down (preemptive)

>>9375747
Step twelve eat dank burgs coverd in blue cheese and cry about life
>toasted buns
>the only thing I don't have is tomatoe-tamatoe
Sorry I don't have a pic they were just begging for being bodied

>>9375699
legends of galactic heroes, its anime star trek except better in a different way

>>9374243
This should be the official al/ck/ cocktail. Suggestions for what it should be named?

>>9375798
Animu is for faggots.

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>>9375798
At least 3 people have recommended this series to me so I checked it out.

Just saw the first episode. P. good. Is there an english dub or am I stuck with just english subtitles?

>>9375172
2007 was pretty good for me too. I was 27 that year and I wish I'd died then. Not kidding, I could have died happy and wouldn't have caused such chaos for everyone around me; 2008 and beyond was HELL. I started daily vodka, lots of it, and all of a sudden police, hospitals, fights, disease, destroyed home life, destroyed home, car crashes, DUIs, weapons, drugs, criminal associates, robberies, etc etc.

The 27-club is no coincidence, there's some yet to be understood reason why it exists. Life at precisely that point changes profoundly for a huge number of people. The universe noped so hard at what was going to happen that it mercy-killed them while their lives were still to some extent fun.

>>9375887
subtitles man, i dont rekon the dub would be any good if there is any

>>9375693
Jesus you talk like the biggest faggot I've ever heard in my life, and for like 5 posts straight even.

>>9375400
>>9375434
Must differ per country then. It is over here.

>>9376132
Twat

>>9376132
no bully

>>9373020
Yeah the nightmares are absolutely insane and because I wasn't really sleeping as having visual hallucinations for days this was also withdrawal from alcohol at the same time.

Wew

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God damnit I've got 29 days to be out of this apt and I have no fucking job since last spring... Where the fuck do you guys work that pays the bills? Drive me to drink, I swear. I have an associates degree if that helps

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Bloody time

>Easy to find
>Weirdly sweet, needs a lot of hot sauce
>needs a decent amount of worcetie sauce
>needs a bit of lemon

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Bloody time

>Garlicky as fuck
>not much you can do about it

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Bloody time

>Halfway decent
>a bit bitter, but decent spice to it
>overall serviceable

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>be an alcoholic
>move to Utah

what a huge mistake I've made

>>9376319
gay alcohol laws or what?

>>9376323
>hard liquor can only be sold at the state run liquor store
>there's only 1 within 30 miles
>times are 11am - 1am
>no sale on sunday
>government owned, employees are government employees, ergo they get all the holidays off
>literally closed for a week straight for christmas/new years

to top it off, the only beer you can buy outside of the liquor store is like 4% piss beer, but at least they sell it at all hours and it's relatively cheap.

>>9376328
Not so sound like a patronizing dick, but that might not be the worst thing

>>9376335
in what way would that possibly be a good thing?

>>9376344
I think he's double highroading you with sober kids in africa and being a teetotaler

>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo

>>9376328
Yeah that's fucked. In England all you need is an alcohol license, you can sell anything from pissbeer to moonshine at every corner shop. We also have 24hr licensing laws, I've bought vodka at 3am on Christmas Day from a petrol station.

>>9376393
>We also have 24hr licensing laws, I've bought vodka at 3am on Christmas Day from a petrol station.
Fucking wish we had that in Scotland, can only buy it from shops between 10am and 10pm, and we aren't trusted with multi buy deals either. Least it is cheap enough to be fair, £15 for a litre of bombay gin is slowly becoming the end of me

>mother convinces me to have a drink after two weeks of being sober
>wake up at 6am retching and hallucinating
>go back to sleep and wake up with a throat full of snot at 1PM
>second I finish my coffee I pass some wind followed by something wet
>rush to the toilet
>piss beer out of my asshole for like three minutes straight

Fucking hell.

>>9376393
Nothing quite like buying alchohol through a bulletproof glass cashier stand where you have to stay outside while they go in to get it for you and pass it though a hole that only opens for one of you at once at 3am.

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>>9376393

>>9376344
At least you still get to buy beer 24/7 from what I gather

>>9376542
The beer is 3.2% ABV by law, anything higher is illegal

>>9376549
It's something at least

>>9376549
Didn't even know they did beer that low. Do they have to make it especcially?

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moet and chandon can fuck off

>Found a xanax tablet 0.5mg on my floor
can I get high off of it?
I have no idea where it came from either

>>9376604
voovers is for parties

chandon for saturdays

i'm in the chandon wineclub they send out 3 bottles a month
would recommend

>>9376628
wrong board and no but you can have a good time with it

>>9376645
I've never done it and I don't know what to expect, I see it mentioned a lot everywhere though as some go to drug, and I only have this one tablet

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>>9376640
i dont fuck with em except with the grand rose
had one in San Francisco and it was exquisitely paired with my striploin

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>>9376654
It's not like you're going to get real high but it's like being drunk without the drunk

>>9376655
checked
the club stuff they send out is mostly longnecks and once-offs which are not bad at all, there was a sparkling red that was surprisingly fun.

Basic brut is right on the line of good enough and cheap enough to have on hand whenever the lady wants a mimosa or a champagne and st germaine. Drinks plain easy enough too

>>9376670
i joined a wannabe somelier club not too long ago and they had some really interesting stuff
an anniversary Perrier was probably the highlight for me
really excited since they're gonna bring out Armand de Brignac soon,even the meme value is worth it

I've managed to taper my binge drinking just to the weekends. 750ml bourbon on Friday and Saturday nights, 4-6 beers on work nights. The urge is still there of course. I'll really want to crack open a bottle of vodka on a Wednesday night but I'll refuse to.

>intervention
>oh god no
>end up in detox
>hand over keys and card when home, delete cards from Apple pay
>5 hours after getting home
>text alchie friend
>send him bitcoin to fill Evian bottle with vodka, attach it to a fishing line I'd left hanging from my window
>wait until dark
>reel in my bounty
>6 days in detox
>drunk 6 hours later
Nothing can stop me.

>>9376713
That's both amazing and kind of sad at the same time. But I applaud your ingenuity

wish i was dead but still love you lads
few online friends who showed caring towards me gave up in the end so all of life doesn't reallt matter

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>>9376773
picture of cute girl i missed

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Talk about going sober.
It's been months, like 6 months, half a year, and I'm back on the vodka.
I was doing so good.
I visited family and friends, got in shape, had healthier hobbies and yet I threw it all away.
I just hate life.
I'm not happy.
I should seeing everyone who means something to me but it doesn't.
I'm on such a bender right now, my head is hurting 24/7 because it's been a while since I did this.
I dunno...

my therapist has had enough of me i think. I haven't changed my drinking habits at all and all we do during our sessions is engage in self-pity. I think I'm going to quit going to her. I think I'll quit therapy for a few months, if I feel I need it I can just find a new one.

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>>9376785
I know it's not easy man, i wish you the best still, wish i could give you a hug

>>9376793
Get a male therapist, don't even bother with females

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Why don't you guys find a fun hobby or do something productive that motivates you to be sober?

>>9376874
My alcoholism and life's work twist together into a slurry of hangovers, self loathing and short burts of great productivity.

>>9376939
bursts*

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>>9372653

>>9376874
Drinking alcohol motivates me to become sober, and it's my hobby.

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I'm going to amsterdam in a few days. Are there any alcohols in particular that are hard to find outside of europe that I can bring back with me?

I'm canadian and can only bring back 2 bottles, btw

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>>9372653
>ITT nerve poison lovers

Enjoy your alzheimer

>>9376874
I have hobbies. I just like to drink while doing them.

>>9372790
I think it could be due to the sly advertising...whatch out for that on 4chan!

>>9372653
flor is comfy today
i was supposed to stop but got frosty jacks instead
lord have mercy
>>9376965
haha holy fuck its so true

how sustainable is 1l of 40% a night?

been on that for about a month now

Been a while since I've been full on black out smashed. Guess I've not really been in a situation to do it without embarrassing myself though.

>>9377172
>drinking socially

lmao

>>9377208

Get an alcy M8 to get belligerently drunk with every once in a while. Feels like socializing, but you end up not remembering what embarrassing directions conversation went in!

>>9377229
not if you do coke.

>>9377233
Ooooooh, look at Mr money bags.

After I made my burgers/ shitty cookalong I
>continued to drink in bouts of three shots
>don't remember much after that, but triple checked that my grill was off
>did that thing where you sleep on every single bed/couch in your house
>tore off my bedsheet and couldn't find it this morning, woke up with no blanket in my own bed buck nekkid
>holy shit I hope it's not outside
>found it in my guest room that I've wrecked by sleeping like a drunk starfish ninja star
Bonus points for
>stepped on a glass that fell of my bedside table, but my feet are fine. Vacuumed it up after picking up the big pieces.
I'm fucking retarded sometimes
Meanwhile, enjoying my first couple shots of the day woohoo

>>9377248
i know that feel

i have roommates and they threatened to call the cops on my drunken rampage once

>>9376713
tell me more about the intervention

how fucking awkward was it?

i have the bad feeling my sister is going to make one for me just to prove once again that shes the shining star in the family. she full on hinted on it and everything

>>9376874
the only thing that keeps me from getting hammered is my motorcycle so i have all senses when riding, and the way i ride sometimes im gonna end up dead far sooner than the booze will kill me

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>>9377258
Yeah, I rarely black out but sometimes when I drink alone I get like Lahey drunk (or do that thing where you pass out and continue to process liquor, wake up to piss 3x as drunk as you were when you'd laid down).
So far, I've ripped off my toilet seat cover, stumbled into my 60" tv in my room (that's broke as fuck now), and managed to somehow bend copper by falling on it whilst breaking my bathtub faucet.

>>9377300
I do not know how to explain these things to my landlord.

>>9377315
"frig off"

>>9377322
But I pay my lot fees

>>9377315
Is the tv yours? Other stuff is a reasonably simple fix or could be explained away as a basic accident

>>9377376
Yes the tv was mine. Took the loss on that one...
And I guess. I should probably just put the work order in and get someone to come fix it. Although I've tried bending it myself and the thing is fucked, I must've just tombstoned/fish sticked into it with my whole 210 lb body weight.

>>9377371
a man's gotta drink

>>9377472
A man's gotta eat
, ya dingus.

Although I do love the phrase "just a little drinky-poo". It's a cute way to make it less depressing when I wake up and need the liquor.

Alright bois, I'm going to go pay my utilities and rent, and then come back, and get drunk as fuck. Probably gonna stop for some fast food otw home, unless someone has any good ideas about what to cook. Y'all got about 20 minutes or else I'll continue to ruin my body (further).

>>9377519
Nvm, just gpsed the utility office and realized I'm a fucking moron and they're closed on weekends. So is my realty office.
Looks like I just have to bike to fast food :,)
Sorry for the blog post(s)

>>9377574
Just don't spend your rent / bill money on booze. Been there....

>>9372653
>general

>be a drunk
>long to be sober

>be sober
>long to be a drunk

Legit considering suicide.

>>9377665
>being an angry 12yo who thinks anyone gives a shit about his opinion

>>9377673
>a single white male that browses a cooking board on an animu image sharing website

/alc/ general is his final destination, he just doesnt know it yet

I think I'm really good at acting sober but I wonder if that's really the case. Makes me think.

Has drinking like fuck also ruined anyone's resolve? That's the only part of this that I have a problem with right now. I used to be anal about my house being clean 24/7, but ever since I've been binging my dishes are never done, and my house is cluttered.
Also, getting fat is shitty.
Fug.

NEW

>>9377692
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>>9372780

*at the Bombay Marketing headquarters*

CEO to marketing team: But have you fucking seen the Monster sales recently after the whole sip boys thing?

>>9376670
>st germaine
It's Saint Germain (male, abbreviated st.) or Sainte Germaine (female, abbreviated ste.)
French is weird with grammatical gender.

>>9376874
Anhedonia.

>>9377157
It'll kill you eventually. Few months or few years, depends on your body.
A slow and painful death, it's going to be hell.

>>9377315
Youtube "change bathtub faucet", buy a new faucet for like 20 bucks and two tools, tada.wav.

just ordered 200 bucks of cocaine

>>9376323
lol

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Just woke up from a alcoholic inspired coma.
I guess it's time to drink.