Cooking a whole chicken in a watermelon

>>9364713
>Not frying

>>9364713

OP... you're just lobbing a softball for a nigger joke aren't you?

AYOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMAR COMIN'

> a chicken died for this

>>9364750
>a watermelon died for this

>>9364896

Watermelon Lives Matter.

>>9365034

ALL LIVES MATTER

you fucking self serving racist piece of shit

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>>9365130
>>9365161
Oh shit!

>>9365161
The madman, he actually did it.

>>9365038
Not cucumber lives.

>>9365161
How does it look you fucking retard

What the fuck

>>9365161
>the future of chicken cooking

>>9364713
For me it's the McNigger

Post a pic of the chicken you homo

>>9365161
that's like 5 hours worth of cooking to teach yourself it was a bad idea.

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What are you doing, OP?
OP?
OOOOPPPPP!?!??!

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why not just forget the oven and boil it in a pot of kool-aid . . . . . . SHOW THE DAM CHICKEN !

#justnigthings

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>>9364713

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>>9365161

I...I wanna see what's inside

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OPEN IT UP OP

C'MOOOOON

But......


...why?

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>>9365161

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>>9365161

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>>9365161
open it

>>9365161
WHERE'S THE CHICKEN FUCKLEY

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You didn't even stuff it with kool-aid packets faggot.

Open it.

>>9365161
Now this is what /ck/ is all about

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>>9365161
tag me in screencap, etc., etc.

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>>9365161
WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE CHICKEN???

Pics now

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>>9365161
Open now, I'm drooling already

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This is a good thread

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Guys...I think OP is dead. The pressure build up must have exploded in his face as he opened the oven.

POST THE MUTHERFUCKING RESULT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I DIDN'T WAIT 5 FUCKING HOURS FOR OP TO FLAKE N BAKE LIKE A FUCKING FAGOT.

>>9365161
PICS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU TAKE THEM?!

apparently it released the mustard gas and now he died, rest in pepsi you glorious bastard

...either that or his mom sent him to his room and took his phone away

He still hasn't posted the end result?

I'll come back tomorrow.

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SHOW US THE CHICKEN OP

Should we start searching for watermelon chicken related obituaries now

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OP better come through, or else he's a faggot

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>>9365871
OP prolly got chickenmellon poisoning.
RIP

>>9365904
can't believe none of you assholes warned him about this and let a man die just so you could laugh at his funny pictures

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>>9365904
>>>9365871 (You)
>OP prolly got chickenmellon poisoning.
>RIP

>chickenmellon poisoning or not. OP still a faggot if he don't deliver.

>>9365939
haha i thought u replyed 2 me cause of da (you) haha u got me haha

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Deliver you fucking cunt

>>9365161
Does it smell like welfare checks and cheap weaves ?

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>>9365954

Haha

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>>9365161
PULL BACK THE VEIL

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>All these (you)'s and OP has yet to reveal the final product

>>9364713
AYO HOL UP
IZ U SAYIN
WE

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>>9365161

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Monitoring thread

>>9365161
>SIX
>HOURS
>LATER

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I imagine when he opened it a cloud of steam poured out and melted hes face off. most likely he has been put into a induced coma in a ER .

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>>9364745
*smacks lips*
AYO HOL UP!
YOU BE SAYIN WE CAN BE KRE-AYTIVE N SHEEIT!?

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OP GIVE US A SITREP

Lmao I'm not sharing the money shot with you faggots. Try it yourself if you really want to gaze on the glory of the inside

>>9366338
t. not OP

>>9366338
That no pickle pee..
That no pump a rump...

>>9366338

I imagine it looks just like you cooked a chicken in a steamer or in a baking dish covered with tinfoil -- pale and unappetizing and more than likely undercooked or overcooked unless you poked it with a thermometer.

>>9366313
That the KFC 20$ Mom and Four kid Fill-Up

If OP doesnt deliver, I'll have too. This thread is too precious to die.

>>9366414
Do it, if you don't and it makes it to payday, I'll do it.

>>9366419
By God and heaven this WaterChicken is going to be a thing even if I have to do it!

>>9366258
WAZ

pls cum bek

Well I'll be damned.

>>9366533
KANGZ

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>>9365161
>All that watermelon leaking out

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This is some iffy shit.

>>9366694
t. DeShawn

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I be clickin'
'cause there ain't no tellin'
what happens to a chicken
when it's in a watermelon.
OP could be a faggot
or a pretty cool guy
but I want a melon wing,
juicy breast and seedless thigh.

*please follow through OP. I've had roasted stuffed gourds but this is unprecedented

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>>9365161

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>>9365161

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-4tIsZgSvw you retard

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>>9365161

>>9365853
That chickens life is worth more than nigger Marilyn Manson

>>9365161
>OP last posted 9 hours ago
Did he died?

>>9366904
Deliciousness overdose

CAN someone replicate the recipe and show us the result since OP IS A NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT

I've checked online and this doesn't seem as insane as it looks. However, most of the recipes tend to cut the chicken to make a kind of chili/curry.

This one has a very wet sauce but pre-cooks the chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2iKlRJ3F7U

This one has a drier sauce and lines the interior with a banana leaf. It also seems the closest to an oven, as they set the whole thing on fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtS7ZrJ_rtk

The only example I can find of whole chicken is
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/8153-chicken-in-a-watermelon?mcubz=0 (no pictures)
and
http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/dvd5.html

The curry/chili route seems like the better one as I can't see much flavor penetration when cooking the whole chicken.

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>>9364713
Did you make sure to wash that chicken beforehand?

>>9366949
If she wanted it to taste like soap she could have just rubbed it with cilantro.

>>9366955
sorry for your genetics

>>9366641
SHEIIIIIIT

>>9366959
Sorry that you can't eat a plate of delicious food without putting a literal handful of herbs on top of it, as if it makes it "fresh" somehow.

Can't you appreciate real food?

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>>9366968
>oh no what a horrible existence, being able to eat herbs

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>>9365161
Include me in the crop.

>>9366979
If putting a handful of herbs on top of your food makes it "fresh", does putting a sprinkle of sea salt on it make it sea food?

Or does a squeeze of lemon juice make something fruity or a dessert?

>>9367000
No but clearly other people enjoying things makes your grapes "sour"

>>9367009
>other people enjoying things
Not the issue. Cilantro is a Mexican hipster meme.

>>9367017
It's absolutely delicious. Salsa without cilantro is just pitiful

blank man decides to cook chicken for family fucks up decides to cancel thread the end

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>>9365161
He actually did it

>>9367048
ya he did 9 fucking hours ago fuck you this thread is dead he never updated it

>>9367055
>Getting this worked up

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>>9365161
OP isn't gonna deliver

we've been cucked.

>>9367069
Others have pledged to do what OP will not

>>9365161
WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE INSIDE

>>9367064
not really took me like 4 secs to type and am drunk so ya

>>9367111
die

>>9367069
What kidn of dog is that?

>>9367133
bear dog

>>9367121
ok should i cut my throat or shoot my brain?

>>9367106
OP gazed upon it and was instantly taken to the afterlife. Such beauty wasn't meant for mere mortals.

>>9367136
shoot your throat and cut your brain

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>>9365161

I'm not op but I'm not so poor that I can't afford chicken and watermelon.

Keep this alive and I'll give you what you came here for.

>>9367668
Within 48 hours anyway, I'll cook a chicken in a watermelon and most likely eat it

>>9367670
You best post that shit nigga

>>9367017
>anything I don't like is for hipsters
>anything I don't like is a meme

You're a retard.
Go home Igor.

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>>9365161
>y u do dis?

>>9367670
monitoring u

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>>9365161
Kek

>>9367670
Live stream

>>9367017
cilantro is great. fuck you. I sincerely hope your bloodline ends with you.

>>9364896
>>9365034
>>9365038
>>9365210
xd le reddit army
edit: rip inbox

>>9365703
>boil it in a pot of kool-aid
Interesting. Maybe I should try this.

>>9365161
For what purpose

I will leave this thread now very disappointed nOPe

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>>9365161
Fuck you for not delivering, OP

Why no op deliver ? Did he dye

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Weak, OP...Weak

Me and friends made this before, check out the real deal. Pic related. Lower compartment has grape drank on tap.

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>>9364713
>mfw you deep fry that shit

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>>9365161
>UMA DELICIA

Sure do wish OP wasn't so goddamned gay

I'm not seeing any proof the chicken was inside the watermelon when it got cooked.

>>9367017
>having shit-tier gene mutations that make it taste like soap

sucks for you fucko

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>>9365161

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>>9365161
POST THE FUCKING RESULT OP

>>9369427

I'd get down on that.

This thread has so much potential to be great it saddens me :(

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>>9366955
You take that back.

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>>9365161

>>9365161
I like to imagine OP died shortly after posting this and eating some of it.

>>9369885
If you had a gene that made shit taste like chocolate would I be the one with shit-tier mutations?

>>9370291
no, he'd be the one with the sweet-ass mutation and you'd be a jealous normie

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>>9370302
>sweet-ass

>>9369427
>look how random I am "combining" two foods that don't go together but not really because fucking plastic bag
go shit on your own face, cheater

>>9370321
I'm here all week

>>9370325
that's greaseproof paper you fucking retard jesus christ

>>9370401
>not wanting to get grease on the watermelon because you're a cheater who doesn't really want to mix watermelon and chicken
if you're not the same guy I already told to shit on his face, then you should also shit on your own face

>>9370321
mind if I save that rare potato?

You know guys, other people have done this. You could always look up spoilers.

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>>9370476
Best I could find, looks interesting, but not the same.

>>9370325
>>look how random I am "combining" two foods that don't go together but not really because fucking plastic bag
>don't go together
>chicken
>watermelon
Get a load of this fag.

>>9370538
enhance

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>>9365161

>>9370538

how does fire not burn hole through watermelon?

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>>9365161

>>9364713
When will OP be back, I miss him.

>>9371350
Because it's a WATERmelon you retard

>>9371656
10/10

>>9365161
UMA DELICA

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>>9365161
Holy shit, I want to taste this now.

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>>9365161

>>9366904
>>9365161
it created a chickun homunculus and murdered op

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>>9365161
>fuckingHilarious.png

All of you are fucking idiots.
OP didn't make this, it was emmymadeinjapan on youtube. Go to her channel if you want to see the results.

>>9371943
Or check her instagram, it's on there but i dont know if she actually made a video about it

>>9365161
include me in the screenshot

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>>9371918
Hehehe LOL include me in le screencap with my funny reaction meme

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>>9371943
>>9371945
>No video
>Instagram is private
Fuck you, Emmy, and stop trying to slum up followers here.

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>>9365161

awful non delivery

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>>9370325
>>9370413
How does it feel to be a buttflusteredcuckold?

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>>9365161

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>>9365161
This is the reflection of his humanity, he's just a shell of his former self.

>>9372132
putting a barrier between the fried chicken and the watermelon is like getting a blowjob with a condom on. You are a wretched, homosexual vagina

>>9372132
>animu

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>>9365161

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>>9365161

>>9366102
haha

OP never delivered

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>>9373604
It's alright lets just keep posting reaction images as a reply to his post.
>>9365161

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tfw OP seems like a cool guy at first but then turns out to be total faggot

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>>9365161

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>>9365161

>>9365161
For what Nigger goddess are you doing this for anon?

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>>9365161
...fucking open it

OP obviously took the chicken out before putting it in the oven

>>9370538
>it has cilantro in it
you can't write this stuff

>>9371656
good point

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>>9364713

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>>9364713
>>9374520

D-Livered?

>>9374840
OP not a faggot

>>9374840
WOOOAHAOAHOHAOHA
I'm disappointed. Never overhype your audience

>>9374840
fuck

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>>9374840
Don't waste food, anon. You better have eaten the whole thing.

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>>9374840

>>9374840
Lies. OP's range was electric. This one is gas.

>>9374840
it looks like how it went in?

>>9374840
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op on africa internet

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>>9374840

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>>9374840
Post moar pics wat it taste like

>>9374931
>>9374964


It's not OP guys the stovetop dont match the oven.

>>9374840

Chciken rotated while in watermelon

video incoming

>>9374840
not OP, learn reverse image search