Non-edible things you want to eat

marbles, my gfs buttcheeks, plastic fruit, chewing on things you generally cannot bite through (leather belts)

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the gel in these car air fresheners

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>>9354730
When I was younger I always tried to drink Tide laundry detergent. I finally stopped when they switched to arm & hammer shit. I still think it looks like it would taste pretty good.
Why do they have to put it in such attractive packaging?

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>>9354760

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I like to chew it and spit it out

>>9354789
Haha, woah, don't mess with this guy! What a psycho! He'll fuck you up real good!

>>9354782
>Frog Lube
Is that pepe on that logo?

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HI-C ecto cooler coming through

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I crave lime Kool-Aid when I smell this stuff.

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>>9354730

>>9354824
FOR

>>9354775
I stuck my dick in one of those once. feelsgoodman

>>9354896
had one when i was a wee lad, had to go to the hospital and surgery it out

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The blue and the orange gems from Bejeweled 2.

>>9354887
>image (3)
now this is shitposting

Or stick it up my nose

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i mean, i guess they are technically edible

>>9354969
*BUUUUUURRRRP :DDD* IM BIGGLE RIG!!! :DDDDDDD

>>9354921
Also tried this. Made my benis sticky and I couldn't fuck it like a fleshlight bc all the beads fell out

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>>9354761
I wanna eat Smith's Rosebud Salve.

And dirt.

why the fuck do I keep getting connection error when I try to post

>>9355315
hiroshimoot is too blame i bet

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>all lathered up
>looks like meringue
>smells like cherries

>>9354936
this is such a specific and unexpected response I love it

>>9354782
is that any good? i use hoppe's

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Some coins taste good because of the minerals. Aluminum also a nice sweet but salty taste.

The most I've done is put a penny in my mouth once when I was a toddler. Super unsanitary in hindsight.

>>9356897
I dont eat coins but I use them as a spice for my salty milk

>>9354866
apparently anti-freeze is delicious as animals will B-line to it and slurp it up if they get a whiff

buuuuut then they die.

>>9354896 Some uppity nigress put one in my wendys chicken sandwich because I couldn't understand her over the drive thru intercom

>>9354751
>my gfs buttcheeks
Her labia are nice and lickable, tho.

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ja/ck/'s cooking

>>9354824

That's the Filet o' Fish, you fake bitch

>>9354936
I didn't realize I wanted to eat those until now.

>>9357021
>tryhard

>>9356883
Way better than Hoppe's

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can we post fictional foods as well

Whoever makes a store selling edible versions of nonedible things will be a millionaire.

Looking at the chapstick... you could make a hard gummy candy and wrap it in some kind of edible sugar casing.

Marble eggs are just chocolate dipped in swirled icing

Shit, half this stuff could just be made out of frosting, juice, and/or hard candy.

>>9356985
on a similar note, lead acetate was used as a sugar substitute by the Romans.

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>>9354730
It's such a nice shade of blue, so it must taste good.

>>9357375
Woah

>>9355004
Is this for hemorrhoids?

>>9357281
Hehe, neopets food inspired me pretty often.

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>>9354936
god yes

paint (every kind)
paint thinner
tar
cement
wax
molten metal
fungi
glass/molten glass
naphtha
gasoil
naphthalene
shower trays
this >>9354760
I'm sure I'm forgetting more stuff, there's a shitload of non-edible things that I wanna eat

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It looks like it would have a crispy, flaky outside with a gooey center. Almost like a perfectly-roasted marshmallow. What it would taste like, I don't know.

I bet if I made a colored marshmallow and then torched it on a campfire, I could get a similar result.

>>9354761
My mom had a small thing of banana stuff. It actually tasted good when I ate a chunk.

>>9354936
The green one also looks p gud.

>>9357035
You technically can eat this, no? Just lick it off your lips.

>>9357375
could make a reasonable approximation with some coarse ground beef and food coloring swirled in fondant

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>>9356883

I use frog lube for deep cleaning/taking long-term care of guns I keep for a long time. But, it does take a lot more work to clean every gun. I highly recommend ballistol. It cleans, lubes, and seals all in one step and it doesn't have a bunch of clumping oil you need to spread out.

Also, I always get hungry when I see pic related.

>>9357281
>ywn eat a dung chair
why-- why even go on?

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The smell of fresh carpet just smells so delicious.

>>9354936
Would the Diamond be mystery flavor? I've always thought so personally.

>>9357876
>wax
Aw yiss, mother fucking candles. The ornate or thicc ones sold at chirstmas markets.

>>9358414
I think it's a faint minty sweet flavour

>>9358406
you can eat carpet, you gotta boil it first.

>>9354885
o shit, simple green. used to use this at work all the time.

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>>9358533
this you?

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We all chewed on the wax and pretended it was gum

>>9358557
You can't eat carpet, silly daddy.

>>9358593
that's not carpet. it's berber. that's an industry term.

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THEY SMELL SO GOOD

>>9354921

You just gave me an amazing idea. I'm gonna go buy a shitload of orbeez tomorrow.

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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

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>>9357276
>>9358282
Thank you guys. Ballistol is on my list of to-try oils and CLPs.

To stay on topic... this stuff looks like tootsie rolls that have been softened with the hand and pressed into nuggets.

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>>9358016
I came here to post lava. I didn't expect someone to have beaten me to it. It looks so god damn good.

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This mineral turpentine they sell in Finland

>>9354730
gasoline from a cognac glass

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SERIOUSLY WHAT DO THEEEEY TASTE LIKE

>>9357003
Someone at Wendy's put a breadclip into your sandwich? What?

>>9358309
I swear someone on the neopets team had a scat fetish considering how many dung related items there are, even foods

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>>9360518
But they're real candy?

>>9354885
Simple Green is hands down the best smelling cleaning product of all time.

>>9354889
ME

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>>9354730
Kid cuisine

>>9360126
Microwave them for about 1 min tis glorious

>>9360908

Unfortunately I don't have a microwave, gonna have to just use hot water.

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this shit smells like liquid candy

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Dirt, and the smell of a garage. Also, I collect rocks, and I keep wanting to eat them because they look like rock candy or ring pops.

>>9363033
>minerals

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>>9354769
Anon, ho-- why are you still alive?

>>9358583
Have Hershy's chocolate sometime. It's mostly wax.

>>9363130
Because his mom and/or dad prevented natural selection from removing him from this world. This is why the average person is pretty much retarded.

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>>9363130

>>9363242
I think you're mistaking natural selection and proper parenting. I'm pretty sure most children would be dead if they didn't have parents to guide them to adulthood.
Now if he were an adult and doing that, well that's a different story.

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delicioso

>>9358258
What a great cake you would make.

>>9360459
The girlfriend has a similar standpoint on wanting to eat lava.

Molten aluminum as well.

>>9358016
>>9360459
>>9363410
No wonder so many people love Taco Bell's volcano menu.

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>>9354936
>eating disgusting bejeweled gems when you could be enjoying classic Columns gems while listening to Clotho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQjYsNXuOfk

>>9360676
Salty as fuck

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>>9354730
I swear if I knew about these as a kid I would've probably died eating a shitton of them. They look so appetizing. I imagine popping them in your mouth and tasting really sweet

>>9363577
Except you would pop one in your mouth and it would be disgusting so you probably wouldn't eat a shitton of them.

>>9354936
Just eat some Gushers?

>>9357030
Still doesn't make it food.

>>9363130
It's soap, not bleach. Probably only enough poison to slow him down a little bit.

>>9357375
red velvet rice crispy cake with mirror glaze

>>9360518
theyre like hard smarties, sometimes with a skittle center

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somehow the "do not eat" made me want to eat it more

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The cheap ones you get at craft stores have always smelled like corn tortillas to me.

>>9363700
ate those as a kid
got rushed to the hospital and they had to pump my stomach through my nose or something
idr it anymore

>>9363764
Did it at least taste good?

>>9363862
wish I remembered
my mom told me I started vomiting so I guess not

>>9363627
this, so much this

>>9360590
jackson pollack candy?

>>9360590
How are you supposed to eat those really big ones?

>>9363987
You lick them, forever

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>>9354730
>>9354769
>>9363577

When a was a little kid i once eated a very little quantity of washing powder to taste it. I then asked my mother what would happen to someone if he eated washing powder. "He would probably die" MFW

And i still said nothing about me eating washing powder. Kids are pretty stupid desu, but i was "clever" enough to only eat a little portion, so nothing happened.

Also it doesn't taste good.

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food scented erasers
they smell more like food more than actual food. tried to chew a blueberry scented one as a kid, it was fuckign awful

>>9355368
This man is a Patrician Shaver.

>>9363475
no thanks i enjoy living in the 21st century :)

>>9364053
actually i'm a woman :)

>>9358593
Yeah of course you cant like that, You gotta boil it.

>>9355368
>1000 g
Please tell me it's one hilariously large puck

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>>9354730
why did they make these things look so good to eat

>>9354730
i always come close to eating those natural honey scented lotions

>>9360541
She wanted the whitebread to zip it.

>>9358258
>>9363397
Report back with results.

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>>9354730
artichoke leaf, i want to eat those leaf

>>9363264
There really isn't a difference

>>9357876
Lots of fungi are edible
So are certain types of wax
You can live out at least a little of your dream.

>>9364445
I know that, but I wanna eat non-edible fungi and wax.

>>9363268
kek'd

For me, it's the fancy smell of new car

>>9356985
not anymore. older antifreeze was sweet, they put additives into them to make them unpalatable in the extreme. they put the same shit onto the Switch carts

>>9363443
Anon, your joke fucking sucked

>>9360480
this looks like some isotonic sports drink bullshit

vape juice

turns out it's sweet, just sort of peppery

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any and all slime, esp the crunchy kind.

cromch cromch

>>9356897
idk what it is, but when you attach a paper clip to a oenny, it has that wierd delicious metallic tingle flavor.

discovered that when i was small. have no fucking clue, but the reaction or whatever between the metals produces something very odd that i like

>>9354730
I don't have anything in particular, but I have a little brother with pica
most of the time I feel bad for him, but sometimes I envy him

>>9363700
I KNOW RIGHT?
I never would've considered eating one if it didn't say that

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>>9360179

yes

>>9356897
I did that too and I swallowed it

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>>9365645
hey now don't get heated

I thought their joke was explosive

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>>9354730
>non-edible things you want to eat
>thread has 150 posts

is /ck/ beginning to embrace its Pica induced autism?

as a kid i used to put small lead pellets from my fathers workshop on my mouth. i still remember the taste of it. i loved it.

>tfw lead Poisoning

>>9362997
I wanna fuck this

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>>9366750

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>>9365845
You're in luck my friend

>>9358234
dude same

>>9354969

haha pickle sheldon so funny xddd

>>9366877
Zyklon B lite?

>>9363268
Kids can't resist

>>9357010
What if he has a gf(male)?

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Carbide inserts

>>9363753
T.hawaiian

>>9367539
Could recreate with licorice and gold leaf

>>9366282
If the paper clip contained zinc then you were turning your mouth into a weak battery and enjoying an electric charge.

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This desu.

>>9363475
>Play in an almost hypnotic state for maybe 20 minutes
>Music suddenly changes from organ to bells
>Rows get high enough
>Music changes to a different, faster-paced melody
I should download this game again. The song itself was good, but the way they changed it throughout the game was even better.

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It would be extremely painful.

>>9368907
What that is

>>9369549
raspberry flavored marshmallow

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all kind of rocks

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>>9369594

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>>9369618

>>9369638
Watermelonite?

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>>9369638
>>9370052

>>9369618
THICK

>>9369549
Bleeding tooth fungus.
I don't remember if it's toxic.

>>9369638
>>9370052
Fun fact: that particular variant of tourmaline is called watermelon tourmaline.

>>9368150
It's just food coloring

>ITT: People who want to poison and/or slowly kill themselves

>>9369594
Jesus Marie it's a mineral

>>9364181
I want to eat Crema Sapone out of your freshly shaven buttehole

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blue toilet water looks so appetizing and refreshing

I've always really wanted to eat trees
I'm sure you could and they wouldn't kill you or anything, but I'd imagine it wouldn't be very comfortable

>>9370147
>not making cyanide cookies and shitposting about genetically inferior plebs who can`t taste it
WHEN WILL THESE CYANIDE NON TASTERS SUBHUMANS FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT

>>9363987
I take em into the garage and smash them with a hammer until they are of a managable size.

>>9360641
IT'S

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I already chew them, but dam I wish I could swallow them while they still have some honey in them, lime the combs from paper-wasps

>>9354921
Back when threads had to be voted on for archiving there was some guy on /adv/ that posted a picture of himself fucking a giant bowl filled with those things after he asked if they were safe to put near his benis
>THE BEADY GOODNESS

>>9357443
No, it's a lip balm

>>9370705
are you not supposed to eat honeycomb?

>>9370705
You can. I have before even. It's better to bite into it first though.

>This entire thread

What the fuck why are rocks so appetizing to me now

generic brand softsoap smells so good i want to eat it

i tried it when i was a kid though, made me sick

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>>9354885
fu anon

>>9363753
growing up in cali, there were some of these growing at my elementary school and we used to eat the flower parts

>>9370424
My brother used to pick ficus leaves and eat them under the justification that lettuce was just leaves so houseplants are valid food. Lucky for him we didn't have any toxic houseplants.

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>>9368907
You're a big guy.

>>9364279
the texture of them is also really nice. Like the inside of a custard pie or something

>>9366462
meanie

>>9370384
well......cant say i wouldnt like that lol

>>9354921
Dude, would the pleasure be amplified with a Fleshlight and those beads!!?

>>9364876
not true for all anti freeze
>>9356985
a kid at my school drank anti-freeze in an attempted suicide. the school paper did a story on him after he was recovered. i don't have the exact quote but he said he was surprised how nice it tasted before he blacked out

>>9364312
People do. There's edible stuff on them that can be scraped off after cooking.

>>9370108
> bleeding tooth fungus
> not sure if toxic

>>9371906
Not toxic just really bitter aparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnellum_peckii#Uses

>>9354730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM6wanZOLtk

>>9370424
You can eat certain trees bark and roots. Birch trees are used to make birch beer, its very minty.

>>9371486
pls be in michigan

>>9372225
Well, shit.

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Twist off caps from squeezit bottles.
Used to chew on these while enjoying my warm liquid sugar.

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Hay
It smells so good

>>9358557
man I fucking love that show, and that specific episode was amazing

>>9354807
if that's made from recycled paper, enjoy your BPA

>>9369638
fun fact: thousands of niggers have died trying to ingest this

>>9354730
Stop.

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basically anything from a classroom i either tried to eat or fantasized about eating at some point

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hooo boy these smelled good but tasted like shit

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scented wax cubes
they market them with food flavors and even branded candy like jolly ranchers even though they probably taste like crayons

>>9370705
But you can eat it tho?

>>9360459
That does indeed look delicious. I just wonder if your mouth would be dissolved before or after your jaw falls off if you put this into it.

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the sun

>>9364049
>milk scented erasers
What the actual fuck?

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>>9364256
Not a puck, just a block.

>>9358525
I've always pictured it as DumDum Pineapple flavor.