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Koreans....

>>9190431
the idea that this dude made a movie, cast himself as the lead, cast a girl half his age and directed her to fawn over him as he makes the food he probably makes for himself on friday nights just seems too indulgent to me to actually be able to enjoy watching.

I genuinely like favreau's work most of the time but every aspect of this just seemed masturbatory

>>9190433
If I see one of these vending machines I'm trying it.

>>9190431
jesus christ favreau

Today on How It's Made...

>>9190507
I've been making pasta wrong my whole life.

>>9190508
Wow, what a piece of shit. How dare that fucking frog move around like that and ruin that nice plating.

>>9190454
fuckin japs always making shit look like other shit

>>9190527
The whole time I'm just waiting for that duck to make a move. I feel disappointed.

>>9190475
I'm a fucking pig, and that looks absolutely revolting.

>>9190500
>huhuh thatll be $1.2 millon XDDDDDDDDD INCLUDE ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP !!!!

>>9190500
does this come from a series? I'd love to watch more like this

>>9190565
yes, actually, it's pretty comfy
https://youtu.be/BxRzzm-mjCE

>>9190437
that looks awful

>>9190475

I lold.

>>9190610
What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>9190576
nice, thanks

>>9190626
bet he can't do it on one nail

>>9190486
what are they putting between the shrooms here?

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>>9190434
This makes me kind of sad. Poor kid's traumatized by that shit.

>>9190618
pleb question probably but the outside is technically rot right? how do they keep this from getting infested with maggots and shit?

>>9190740
ok but why

>>9190746
It's the same thing as sticking your fist in your mouth. There's no reason behind it other than to show people you can.

>>9190746
whores being whores, as always

>>9190765
Is that Abe Vigoda?

>>9190733
>how do they keep this from getting infested with maggots and shit?

They keep the flies out

Can someone please post the webm of a weaboo TV show where the girl makes a huge dinner, but everything seems to taste off? She wanted to impress this particular guy, and she tells her how awful her cooking is.

>>9190787
no

>>9190733
Probably by keeping it somewhere that doesn't have flies.

>>9190765

Do you think he has some kind of movement disorder?

Or is he such a pro crepemaster that he's done caring what anybody thinks of his pro moves?

Either way I salute him.

>>9190508
I hate asian """""""people""""""" so much

>>9190733
and rot usually happens with a of moisture, which they keep out too

>>9190766
You wouldn't be this bitter if you only had a boyfriend...

>>9190733

It's refrigerated, and flies are not invited.

>>9190619
>all those memes about "DSP starts cooking"
>he actually starts cooking
WOOOOOOOW

>>9190786
lmao what the fuck is this show?

>>9190475

I feel like I just witnessed the entirety of a rape

>>9190881
It was called The Restaurant

>>9190497
it's just grilled cheese

>>9190431
>not turning the stove on before prepping

fucking degenerate

>>9190780
>>9190794
how do they keep the flies out?

>>9190434

The kid in the back looks fucking geeked out

>>9190920
how sore their balls must be at the end of the day

I would post, but 3mb webm's is a retarded limit

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Gets me every fucking time.

>>9190618

No wonder Trump gets them cooked well done

>>9190984
Wish I was that fast at peeling tatos.

>>9190786
What is the context to this? I'm hoping it's a comedy.

>>9190992
It's a "let's watch stupid people cook" reality TV show.

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>>9190475
Oh so he's gonna make a big mac panca-

>>9190626
but can he actually cook?

>>9190618
>that shit sear
>>9190810
humidity is controlled in dry aging, not kept out.

>>9190796
He's a crackhead

>>9190431
>TWITTER WHATS A TWITTER????

I had to stop watching this movie 2/3 of the way through because it felt like aliens trying to explain C E L L P H O N E S

>>9190984
>$39 for grilled steak and french fries
How? Why?

>>9190610
Christ I remember when my jizz looked like that. Never bareback in Brazil my dudes.

>>9190818
is that mah boi bruno?

>>9190796
i thought he was hank azaria

>>9190527
B I G B O Y
I
T
E

>>9190451
nail on head good job

anyone got the one of the swarthy lookin guido spastically chopping up the meat and flings salt down his forearm like a tard?

>>9190507
Isn;t this like some dying serbian shit?

>>9190779
Stop posting this every thread, we get it

>>9190965
the art of making noodles this way is dying because it is disfiguring

>>9190428
i..is that somekinda noodle?

>>9190972
nate

>>9191166
tofu

>>9190433
>change chicago can beleive in

>>9190965
They are castrated at the age of 5

>>9191051
the guy that peels the potatoes is really good at pealing potatoes.

>>9190796
>what is cocaine

>>9190475
Ew

>>9190431
stop moving the fucking bread! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>9191141
I think he's a spic actually

>>9191198
ah. So is it used as a pasta in that form?

>>9190431
stupid indie trash
pathetic reddit pandering

>>9190454
stop posting these shit videos, i see them enough posted by braindead normies on facebook

>>9190527
How does this guy manage to gross me out every time I watch him eat? I feel like I'm watching a big fat guy take a dump.

>>9191277

moving the bread allows an even browning

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>>9190546
oh god what the fuck

>>9190816
im a guy and im still bitter because i dont like whores

>>9190463
Beautiful loop

>>9190841
I need the audio for this.

>>9190684
sauerkraut

>>9190508
That's disgusting

>>9191368

no you're a child

>>9190965
>chinese men
>having large genitals
interesting hypothesis, ever test it?

>>9190765
>listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A when I opened this webm
fits well tbqh.

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>>9190546
it's just a bana- WHAT THE FUCK

>>9190796
He just really likes making crepes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VBY7CpDr1A

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>>9190714
No he's a little stupid twat, probably called Jacob and his Mum and Dad are pricks too.
He's about to consume that object but flids out when it's head drops off.
He's far too old to be sitting in a baby seat and his kin (in a baby seat too) looks like a stupid mong too.
>Birthday treat a Mcdonalds with stupid branded cup
Stupid parents breed stupid children

>>9190546
That's CGI isn't it?

>>9190804
>>9191395
If you eat meat then you're a moron, If you're a Vegan/semi-pro then fair enough.
Go watch Cattle being bolted before eating Beef again.
Snowflakes who cry about this are retarded.

>>9191126
Lost

>>9191166
Wensi tofu. You slice it mind-blowingly thin, and make a soup out of it along with some other select ingredients. It's big thing is showing off how big the chef's dick is when it comes to skill with a knife. It takes a very practiced hand to not make a big fucking mess out of the tofu.

>>9190991
>instead of really fast at ejaculating

>>9191512
Need to get anything else off your chest or is your tantrum over? Projecting pretty hard.

>>9191575
Projecting what exactly you stupid fucking white little nonce.

>>9190684
>>9191392
Crab and crab gut mixture. There was a thread here a while back of a bunch of webms of crab based dishes like this.

>>9190618
[flavor intensifies]

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>>9190428

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>>9191631
fuck, dad, you were supposed to COOK the chicken, not CREMATE it!

XP XP XP XP XP

>>9190437
yeah just sauce the whole top you fucking retarded machine

>>9191536
heres the thing tho, i like frogs, but not cows, so i just dont eat frog meat.
problem solved

>>9191652
>i prefere water lizards over mammals
I hope to god you're impotent

>>9190508
degenerate culture

>>9191669
>>9191674
>>9191679
I have nothing but hate for jack. What a fucking retard.

>>9191512

>This autism

>>9191692
>defending retards and retard spawn
God help your country

>>9191051
You're in Manhattan, everything is expensive

>>9190976
i laughed like a retarded person at that
thanks!

>>9191716
its $20 extra for a orphaned child to somber whilst watching you eat.

>literally rich people "experience"

>>9190955
They probably hired a bunch of spiders to act as bouncers

>>9191668
you are deeply autistic but atleast you tried

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>>9191752

>>9190500
mixology is pure cancer

>>9190804
your hatred only makes me stronger.

>>9191771
>i posted a bizzword do i get an upvote?
be gone retard.

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>>9191332
>thinks he's a few notches above them

>>9190816
>need a bf/gf to hate whores

roasties lmao

>>9190591
>>9191644
why do you think you can get totinos pizzas for $0.80?

>>9190684
King crab. Look up the channel TOKYO GASTRONOMY on youtube. There's extensive amount of food gastronomy porn.

>>9190818
i would suck that man's dick and never stop sucking.

no homo, i just love bruno

>>9190920
>What do you do for a living?
>I bash my nuts on a seesaw all day

>>9190984
>Potatoes from Idaho traveled 2000 miles
Thanks for paying way too fucking much to be pretentious idiots, new york.

>>9191841
That's too much cheese man

>>9191674
what's wrong about this?

is it resealable or something?

>>9191848
there is no such thing as too much cheese

pussy

>>9191853
>whats wrong with slobbering all over the food you're going to serve to other people

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the egg king

>>9190576

I agree, Bar Times is the comfiest channel.

>>9190546

Thank god I remember what that was before I got too far in.

>>9191685
fuck you faggot

>>9191862
>Not titled Surly King of the Egg Fort.webm
out

>>9191862
But how does he get out?

>>9191885
hes only allowed out when hes used all the eggs

>>9190440
What percentage of that face is plastic?

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>>9190475

>>9191897
99.9999%

>>9191885
He doesn't have to tell us what happened.

>>9191859
At least they're "cage free", right?

>>9191362
>>9191503
>>9191533
>>9191873
I'm afraid to watch it guys
What is it?

>>9190431
Right in the beginning after the second spread of butter, there is a giant clump in the middle that it never shows him spreading out. This is haunting me and I feel unsatisfied.

>>9190804
>>9191395
>>9191680
I'll bet none of you have any problem with boiling a lobster while it's still alive and awake.

>>9191937
it's a spider crawling out a banana...

>>9191949
nope. you're cooking it. just being a dick for show is totally different.

>>9191631
>uses probe thermometer to check internal temp for doneness

>>9191949
>alive
Sure
>awake
You think I'm some soulless fucking gook?

>>9190451
>he makes the food he probably makes for himself on friday nights
it the post credit scenes there was one scene where he actually had a cook show him how to make the grilled cheese for that scene kek.

>>9191685
dude, not cool, you aren't allowed to hate the mentally challenged

>>9191862
goo goo g'joob

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>>9191981
>needed a cook to show him how to make a grilled cheese

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>>9191841
>cooking acidic foods in cast iron
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9191968
Bhuddism led the Japanese down some pretty fucked up rabbit holes.

>>9190804
>>9191395
>>9191680
The frog is already dead, morons. The salt and ice cause muscle spasms.

>>9191896
no wonder he's so surly

>>9191389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>>9191784
>>9190557
I fucking hate you people who don't even know what that webm is from. It's a members only bar in japan. The entire idea is you are there to show off to other businessmen. That particular style of bar tending isn't even american based yet every time I see it all I see is "LE REDDIT XD" and "americlap".

>>9190626
The tops of the nails are flat... Sad!

>>9190610
Looks like a misscariage.

>>9190740
>trap drip at the end

HNNNGHHH

>>9191841
Ah yes, 'go 'za, a personal favorite

>>9190508
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9191596
>white
>mongol
choose 1 faggot

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>>9191354
cause he eats that shit the same way he takes Tyrone's dick, and his face and body is butter, it's disgusting.

>>9190527
Sauce?

>>9190546
Life, uhhhh, life uh finds a way

>>9190714
On first glance to me it looks like he's fucked up that he killed his lil cake rat friend, which is heartbreaking, but he's definitely too young to understand death. I bet it's just an overreaction of being upset that he broke his cake, he probably actually is a bit on the retarded end of the bell curve as >>9191512 points out.

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>>9190796
This is the hardest I've laughed at a post in ages.
thank you my man.

>>9191862
How can a man with so much egg be so unhappy??

>>9192237
mongol was never said you syntactical cripple.

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>>9190440
is that subin?

>>9190796
>movement disorder
he's obviously high on drugs

t

>>9192289
You don't have to understand death to understand that heads aren't supposed to come off.
You're a bit on the retarded end of the bell curve as well as>>9191512

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>>9192354
All rook same

>>9190984

>they don't serve it with mayo

All that shit for nothing

>>9191400
I hate a lot of women and sustain a healthy relationship. Not that you care my fellow troll.

>>9190920
Asian people are such a meme, I love it.

>>9190765
I love things like this
People being so passionate
Even if he is maybe a little autistic

>>9191149
It's a kind of pasta only made by hand in one irrilevant town in Italy. Grandma there is like one of the only two living people left that can prepare that.

>>9192469
Can we stop this meme
Literally every small village in China has like 2 or 3 people that can do this

>>9192480
It's different from the noodles prepared by the chinks. I'm not implying it's harder/cooler or something, just answering that guy.

>>9192436
>Those taps on the cutting board between slices
Bitch you're cutting up a watermelon not ribs

>>9191332

No one ever explains what's wrong with them

What exactly is wrong with that one, other than not showing how to make the fake takoyaki/using premade stuff in a recipe video

>>9191533
yes

>>9192050
If it's cured properly it will take it.

>>9192488
He's communicating in his native tongue of drum beats

>>9191282
>>9191141
He's a turk

>>9192569
https://twitter.com/nusr_ett

>>9190475
I mean..it probably wouldn't taste bad.

>>9190576
I love drink mixing videos.

>>9191859
They should genetically modify chicken to have two sets of wings. We could always do with more chicken wings in the world

>>9192268
somewhere in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiLYUlZy1-4

hes in germany at epcot disney world

>>9191158
>roastie detected

>>9191955
I've been told Taratulas are big banana fans, is this true?

>>9192688
The greentext is unnecessary

>>9192055
>Bhuddism makes Japan avoid animals as they have a common spirit
>somehow every animal that goes in water is fair game
>lets torture them a bit first too

>>9190431
Don't show this to /tv/ it triggers the fuck out of them, for some reason

>>9191860
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11872399/Liquid-nitrogen-cocktail-Wine-bar-fined-100k-after-teenager-loses-stomach.html

>>9192725
This is why every place has a sign that says "Management not responsible for lost or stolen property."

>>9190610
What drives a man to put a hotdog in a baloon?

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>>9190984
In France, the potato is called the 'dirt apple'.

>>9190520

world war 2 has been over for decades, grandpa fuckface

get over it and die already

>>9190684
cole slaw

>>9190434
hahaha the panic shakes.

>>9192469
And every fucking chinese lady over 30 in china can do that you fucking mong.
>>9192487
Its the completly same noodle just with a different ending to it. chinese goes straight into the broth/soup, this one is dried. stop talking out of your ass, its not some kinda lost art etc. its just dough pulling ffs.

>>9191631
Looks a little undercooked to me

>>9192742
No it's Pomme de terre, Apple of the earth.
>the moar you don't know

>>9191949
First of all the lobsters dies in 2 seconds.
Second its not what you do anymore, literaly any restaurant worth shit or any chef worth shit does the cut in the head before dumping the lobster. And that frog thing is fucked up but hey the chinese gut fish a bit but leave vitals in, just deep fry the middle part while the fish is alive. Its still alive while eaten.
Asians and especially buddhists are FUCKED in that section of cooking, extremly based in others tho.

t. actual trained chef unlike 95% of you fat wannabes.

>>9192751
T. american who wanks over CP manga
>Only two bombs?

>>9190508
Asians are the worst in existance and need 10 more nukes to cure.

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>>9192796
>t. actual trained chef unlike 95% of you fat wannabes
>wannabes
No one chooses to become a cook, it's the only thing left after the Army
>I want to warm food up for a living
99% of people on this shitty board spend most of the time shitposting about American fast-food the other 1% work in the trade and after 14 hours doing a woman’s job spend their free time posting knifes and shit, thinking they're entitled and trick themselves into believing they have an actual purpose in the Humanity.
Wind your Neck in son, it’s fucking embarrassing.

>>9190475
So this is how they make the McFlurries

>>9190437
>All that excess sauce and cheese going to waste.

Machines were a mistake.

>>9192839
get out you unfunny tumblr prick

>>9192796
One day you'll realise that announcing yourself as a trained chef is exactly the same as admitting you're the stupidest person in the room.

>>9190610
Oddly satisfying

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>>9192864
agreed.

>>9190463
Where did you get this footage of my anus?

>>9191551
Probably tastes like shit, or more likely, nothing.

>>9190796
>>9191235
>>9192363
He's obviously dancing you fucktards

>>9190431
This movie is actually good, I enjoyed it a lot. fight me

>>9192849
>thinking they just fucking throw out the stuff that doesn't land on the pizza

are you really this retarded?

>>9190765
the fucker picks his nose in the middle of making them. wouldn't eat ever.

>>9191862
hell ya man these places are all over india and they are got dam delicious. i prefer the ones that use parota instead of white bread but this looks dank too

>>9190619

>liquid measuring cup
>that much sugar

Jesus.

>>9192927
Ï saw this in an earlier thread and said I'd get some cucumbers and learn to do that. I still have all my fingers but I haven't perfected it yet.

>>9190490
kek

>>9192067
you can't possibly be this stupid

>>9190508
How is it still alive when the bottom of it has been removed? If you cut a human in half doesn't the person die basically right away?

>>9190981
no thanks

>>9190981
>>9192988
Isn't that basically instant food poisoning?

>>9192981
no

>>9192999
no

>>9192375
It's a fucking cake. Kids may be dumb, but not that dumb. The babby was spazzing out because he broke his cake

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>>9191669
>>9191674
>>9191679

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>>9193001
If I get cut in half how long would I live?

>>9193016

depends how you get cut in half

>>9193034
With giant kitchen knife, just like the froggo

>>9192981
>>9193001
A human cut in half above the hip would bleed to death very quickly. It doesn't look like frogs bleed in the same way we do, but I'm no frog expert.
You do hear about people losing their lower half in car crashes etc. but that's largely due to crushing damage often causing very little bleeding.
t.nurse, formerly in trauma surgery.

>>9193065
Thanks. I love nurses. You guys are oftentimes better than the doctors.

>>9190433
>fightfor15.webm

>>9190431
Never watched the movie and judging by how much effort it took him to make something that I mastered in my kitchen at the age of 8, I never will.
What a load of pretentious bullshit.

>>9190437
Mmm, cancer pies.

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>>9191841
gross

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>>9193129
>showing care for what he makes his wife's son is a bad thing
look at the edge on this one!

>>9191862
He doesn't.
He was born in egg hell and he will die there.

>>9192436
>if I tap on the cutting board people will think im a professional chef :))))

>>9192911
What, you don't like a little booger sugar anon?

>>9193151
These keep getting worse

>>9193151
>thus, the serpent consumes its own tail
audible kek

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>>9193155
Damn straight. I make the best grilled cheese sammich you'll never eat. ;)
AND I do it without looking like I'm going to tard out if I take my eyes off it for a second.

>>9192794

>Apple of the earth.

the more retarded you can get at translating french in english....

there are multiple literal translations, but yours is the most retarded you mongrel

>>9190881
Dumb&Dumber cookout edition

>>9192999
there's a way you can raise chickens completely free of disease so you can eat the meat raw.

i still wouldn't go out of my way to try it though, I can't imagine the taste is very nice

>>9190981
>chicken tenderloin, gizzadd, breast, liver, and heart sashimi

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>>9191644
Fortunately, there have been improvements in pizza saucing technology.

>>9193326
>1 2 3 4 5
>PLOP
why is this so funny

>>9190818
I want to fuck that pocket.

>>9190984
Anyone who peels potatoes to make fries literally deserves to get cancer.

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>>9192391
is this all for nothing to (you)

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>>9191885
He was placed there, and the egg kiosk built around him.

>>9191862
Why is he so mad?

>>9193151
Oh man I'm glad I decided to finally visit /ck/

>>9191862
>tfw when you have all the eggs, and there's nothing left but your sadness

>>9192832
100% this. Anyone proud of cooking food for a living should just shoot themselves now.

>>9193034
Length-ways

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>>9192328
>>9193580
You would be too if you had to cook egg sandwiches for 18 hours a day. And then you have pic related guy special requesting deviled eggs.

>>9193002
You colossal dumb fuck. I have an abstract door stop that semi looks like a cat. every now and again my son gives it a hug because it has something resembling a face. As he's learning facial features he points to them ones on it. Kids associate things with living things. Facial recognition, all that shit comes at a very early age. It's part of their development.

You really have to curb that crazy anon, it's not healthy.

>>9190955
>he's never heard of decoy fruit

>>9193677
hedge apples? or is that just for spiders

>>9193151
Sauce?


heh

>>9193151
lmao

>>9193773
>the one getting squished
;_;

>>9190527
>he fellates that hotdog so naturally

>>9191674
At least it's not raw

>>9193776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3IY_j8d9NY&t=5s

>you've been laughing at CollegeHumor this whole time

>>9192436
wife material

>>9193773
That's beautiful. Sauce pls?

>>9193867
you can't eat the babies and they also need the mommys so it's kinda fucked up

>>9193016
It would be extremely painful

>>9193893
>you can't eat the babies
Sure you can

>>9193893
>you can't eat the babs
wut? sure, they dont have much meat on em but i'm sure they're still edible.

>>9193893
Pretty sure the goal is to get rid of the wild pigs, not raise and breed them

>>9193893
The little ones are the best eating. You grill / smoke them whole.
The old boars are the ones that are hard to eat. They are best made into sausage. The meat is tough.

>>9190549
The duck was waiting for the fatass to share some food. Should've known better.

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>>9191841
He... he just grabbed the Cast Iron Skillet with his bare hands...

>>9193220
>being this buttmad
Not that guy but his transliteration is correct. You should see your doctor for ass cancer.

>>9191631
HOW'D IT GET BURNED??

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>>9192706
>very next day neighbor offers me some bananas

>>9190440
Ew what an ugly looking retard

>>9190475
>We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.

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>>9193649
>Calls others crazy
>As he takes out his repressed anger over his retarded son on the anonymous posters of a bhutanese cd player repair forum
W E W

>>9190619
founding father of Let's Cookers

>>9192436
why does he wear the glove?
is that MJ

>>9192832
>projecting this hard

>>9191669
>alright, the ingredients here look pretty normal. maybe he's just making a box cake with cream cheese frosting.

why do i always act so surprised and disappointed.

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