/coffee/

>>9060448
What is that kettle?

>>9060448
>previous thread
no. stop making generals, this isn't reddit. if you have a specific topic make a thread

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>>9060603
Cuisinart CPK-17

>>9060624
Grinder?

Is there any way I can enjoy an espresso at home for less than ~$75?

>>9060665
No. Realistically, the cheapest setup (buying new) you could do at home is a Gaggia Classic ($380) and a LIDO-E ($180). Used gear is fine, but you really have to know what you're looking for.

>>9060665
aeropress or one of the Bialetti

>>9060677
Neither of which is espresso

>>9060676
>>9060677
Damn, guess I'll stick with pre ground through my Mr coffee

>>9060653
no

What's a decent entry-level sub-$500 grinder for a french press?

>>9060744
Encore or Virtuoso

Anyone uses a pavoni europiccola?
I fucking love espresso drinks so I kinda want to buy a machine to use on weekends.
Is this a good idea or should I stick to pourover for home use?

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It was a gift from my relatives. I think it makes a decent cup, especially if you use the reusable cup with some freshly ground beans.

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>drinking coffee

>>9061361
>I fucking love espresso
I think you have your answer

so here's my thing. I'm 27, never have liked the flavor of coffee starting with trying it at like 10 years old. I try it often, my girlfriend drinks it so I'll try a sip of hers and not particularly enjoy it. So Here I am with no coffee habit living and functioning just fine. So my question to you is, would you try to pick up the coffee habit if you were me? What I'm thinking is - I don't get tired during waking hours now, why would I go about introducing a persistent source of caffeine when I don't really need it?

>>9061451
>habit
Some of us drink it because we enjoy it. Not everyone uses it as a drug.

>>9061361
Home espresso isn't something you get cause you love espresso...it becomes more of a hobby.

Deep investments etc.

>>9061451
it tastes good, has nootropic effects, and coffee addiction is a meme

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>>9060448
OP how expensive is your coffee grinder?

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>>9060448
>Post your BATTLESTATIONS!
OP here is mine BATTLESTATION

Opposite to you I use mine every day not like you who is keeping it just as museum pieces on perfectly arranged display table.

>>9060665
Disregard all other reccomendations. Get a moka pot, under 60 bucks and while not a true "espresso" (due to pressure needed) it does produce a thicker, syrupier more concentrated cup which most espresso drinkers find comparable to real espresso. Get some quality beans like the black cat espresso blend from intelligentisa or some hair bender from stumptown and you are good to go. Best investment coffee wise I have made in a while, straight up.

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>>9060448

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>>9061451
DON'T START anon.
Coffee is a misleading meme.
If you don't want to get shakings and jitters from caffeine withdrawal and feeling of nervous irritation don't start anon.
Live your life the way you are living now and be happy

I many times have 2-3 weeks brakes from drinking this shit.
Even tho I buy expensive high quality freshly roasted 100%Arabica medium roasted (or lover roast) local coffee beans I'm noticing that when I have brake from it I feel much more relaxed,and more peaceful inside.
When I run out of coffee beans I don't rush to the roaster to buy more.I give a rest and I just function great with out it.

Yes drinking coffee forms an addiction, there are few reasons for it.
Especially if you are using quality aromatic beans like( Arabica are) freshly roasted and you grind it fresh just before brewing the smell of it is very pleasant very addictive, and now when you brewing this stuff the aroma in the air
adds more to the 'imprisonment' of your senses, and now comes the third stage drinking this liquid and tasting all it's aromas.

Coffee is a fucking drug that delivers caffeine into your system and it is sometimes helpful in keeping you awake and "energetic" but if you start drinking more than a cup/day you will develop fucking addiction to it.
The trick is to be in control of the intake of it, but I (same as you mentioned), I don't feel that I'm falling apart when I'm not getting doze of caffeine in my body.
That fucking thing (the coffee the caffeine) disturbs smooth sleeping cycle, you will go to sleep of course but I noticed that my sleep is not as smooth and relaxing during the days when I drink coffee,
but during the days (weeks) when I don't drink coffee my sleep and feeling of rest in the morning is much better much more pleasant much more relaxed and I feel good during the day as well.
It takes 2-3 days for the caffeine effects to 'leave' my system (the withdrawal effect) after I stop drinking it.
DON'T START!

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Oh look at the time, it's shitposter o'clock

>>9062011
anyone got the ID for that watch?

>>9062018
1967 Jaeger LeCoultre Memovox

>>9062011
nice Timex anon
I bet it was more than $500

>>9062018
>>9062026
don't listen to this guy, it's obviously a mid-90s Patek Philippe

>>9062026
>>9062035
what brand? is it retro or vintage?
haven't heard of 'seiko' before

>>9062035
you fool, this is fake Chinese replica
it's so cheap that even doesn't have the date window

you can pick it at Walmart for $19.99

>>9062041
>haven't heard of 'seiko' before
Because you don't shop at Walmart obviously.

>>9062052
wtf is a Walmart, some type of watch manufacture/distributor? or is it a watch brand?

>>9017669

You bought that from Amazon? Why the fuck are they selling 12 oz for the same price as 2 lbs? On their website they're selling 12 oz for $8.95. what the fuck Amazon

>>9062041
Seiko is one of the more iconic Patek Philippe mdoels, now discontinued
you're unlikely to find it at all, much less at a reasonable price
>>9062047
Patek ditched the date window in 1993 before bringing it back 6 years later. the detailing is obviously much too good for this to be a chinese gake

>>9062075
>Seiko is one of the more iconic Patek Philippe mdoels, now discontinued
you moron Seiko line of watches are made by ROLEX, they doing that to keep the price low so they can sell it at Walmart and Costco.

>>9061995
Great post.

>>9062052
>>9062063
>>9062071
>>9062075
>>9062087

Who the fuck wears a watch nowadays unless you're some nouveau riche trash wearing a gaudy Rolex because it impresses your other nouveau riche whitetrash associates? I'm really surprised those cheap watches still exist.

>>9061868
It's the one that started your butthurt in the first place. Don't you remember?

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>>9062113
>Who the fuck wears a watch nowadays
This character does.
The $500 coffee grinder dude.
>>9060448

>>9062071
You get THREE 12oz bags for the same price as 2 lbs. So, getting the 12oz bags nets you 4 oz more (36oz vs 32oz)

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>>9061995
>tfw used to drink more than half a litre of yerba mate a day
>tfw it can keep me going for 5 hours, when coffee can manage 2 houres at best
>tfw no withdrawal now that I'm on vacation
>tfw cheaper than good coffee
>no need for expensive equipment, just buy a bombilla and start sipping
>tfw shittons of vitamins and magnesium
how can coffee even compete, other than maaybe on the flavor front?

>>9062142

Oh, I'm retarded. I wish they sold single 12oz bags on there. I'll have to buy their website then.

>>9062147
From their website*

>>9062135
What was the full context of that? Were they talking about pulling espresso professionally? In that context it makes complete sense to say you can't get similar results. Making coffee at home with that kind of gear makes less sense because there are too many other variables that you won't be able to eliminate anyway, but that hasn't stopped me from being autistic enough to spend way too much on a nice grinder.

>>9062071
>that guy sperging over chiapas coffee
Much like Peruvians who hope nobody has really had Peruvian food, he's a Chiapan hoping nobody has been to Tuxtla

Chiapas coffee is fine but hardly the best in the world. That award goes to Costa Rica Tarrazu

*sips instant coffee filled to the brim with processed sugar and hazelnut flavoured cream*
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. dont talk to me before ive had my coffee™©®. you wouldnt like to see me when im angry

>>9062149
>From their website*
it's OK buy the whole outlet. kek

>>9062155
>the best in the world. That award goes to Costa Rica Tarrazu
I would say Ethiopia

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>>9062157
>aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. dont talk to me before ive had my coffee™©®. you wouldnt like to see me when im angry

Is bean coffee a meme? It's just an excuse for grinders to sell right?

>>9062176
there's a reason all decent coffee shops grind their coffee right before they make it

>>9062177
No there isn't

>>9062149
Yep. That's what I'm doing, too. The Mexican stuff I got was good, I just like variety and it takes a while to drink that much by myself. I was just happy it was actually fresh.

>>9062151

1. Anon asked about the LIDO 3 and was surprised at the price for a hand grinder, said he could get an automatic for that price
2. Another anon said "you'd have to spend $500 on an automatic to match the precision and consistency (of the LIDO)"
3. Cue three weeks of this anon shitposting with an out of context statement

>>9062176
no, it really is much nicer to grind fresh

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>>9060448
This was my cutting board project and I turned the drawers into storage for dry storage and a handful of utensils. I'll post my knife magnet in a sec.

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>>9062184
Here it is with no wheels yet.

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>>9062187
And here's some of my knives on my wall magnet. Hard to tell but it looks like a block of wood.

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>>9062151
100% butt hurt.
0% sense of humor.

>>9062191
seems dangerous but I have to applaud the effort and skill

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>>9062181
>2. Another anon said "you'd have to spend $500 on an automatic to match the precision and consistency (of the LIDO)"
NO NO NO
here is exactly what he said;
">no you can't. you'd need to spend $500+ for a grinder that can match the precision and consistency. $180 will buy you a piece of shit."
Obviously insulting poor people,the plebs.
Must be rich 1%-ter to be so cruel and disrespectful.

>>9062194
It was actually a gift and you can buy it on amazon if you search for "wood magnet". It's designed to be mounted.

>>9062210
How do you handle life if one comment on 4chan made three weeks ago still has you in a spiral of madness?

>>9062181
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWK6NuWGi9c

Yeah, I hunted long enough to find a refurb of a simple but well made electric, still cost something like $200.

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>>9062220
go back and read this
>>9062193

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>>9062220
>How do you handle
that's how I handle
pic related

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Normally 25 cents a cup/ $1 per day...hope u all like maxwell house

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Poor man's substitute for real espresso gear

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>started French press ~year ago
>Fuck my Keurig

Can someone recommend me a nice coffee maker, built in filter, ~$100 or less

>>9062863

At this time, current SCAA Certified Home Brewers are:

Technivorm Moccamaster
Behmor Connected Brewer or Behmor Connected Coffee Brew System
KitchenAid Coffee Maker KCM0802
KitchenAid Pour Over Coffee Brewer (model KCM0801OB)
Bonavita Coffee Maker (model BV1900TS)
Bonavita BV1900TD 8-Cup Digital Coffee Brewer
OXO On 9-Cup Coffee Maker
OXO On 12-Cup Coffee Maker
Wilfa Precision Coffee Maker
BUNN 10-Cup Programmable Coffeemaker
Behmor Brazen Connected 8 Cup Coffee Maker
Cuisinart PurePrecision™ Pour Over Coffee Brewer

straight from the specialty coffee association of America website anon. Good hunting.

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>>9062863

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF is this post some kind of pedo code to get to fuck young boys..you sick fuck !!!

Is /ck/ another version of Pizzagate you sick pedo fucks ????????

>>9062916
yeah

>>9062916
That is young anon on a coffee cup

>>9062951
I don't know but there something fucking fishy about this boys picture on a cup held like that, and the cryptic text in the post.
Normal person would not post that way.
Smells pedo to me

>>9062210
I was the anon who asked the seminal (heh) question and I wasn't insulted.

>>9062242
I loved those. I should've saved them but I didn't want that shit on my phone or comp

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>>9063289
>I loved those. I should've saved them but I didn't want that shit on my phone or comp
what's wrong with having them on your ph or comp?

..start saving

Anyone here ever try butter coffee?

>>9062863
>$100 or less
I'll take him!

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>>9063323
I like it. I drink it before early Saturday morning workouts, occasionally.

Get some of the Kerrygold like the "bulletproof" memesters use. I don't blend it or anything. I just keep a spoon in my cup and give it a swirl before taking a drink.

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>>9063339
YOU SEE PEDOS
>>9062863
>>9062916
Fucking pedos code on /ck/
We need /pol/ here to clean this shit up from here.

PEDOS GO AWAY YOU ROTTEN PERVERTS >>9063339

>>9063351
Just a teaspoon of butter to your regular right?

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>>9060448
>Post your BATTLESTATIONS!
>>9062863

WELCOME TO PEDO / COFFEE THREAD ON /ck/
>>9062863 >>9063339

What do you guys think of the Aeropress? I've been using it for a few months now, and while I've been really enjoying it, I can't help but wonder if I'm missing out on anything you might get from using any of the pour over devices.

>>9063386
>What do you guys think of the Aeropress?
This is pedo thread now.
>>9063385

Stop asking unrelated questions.

>>9063371
I use 2 tablespoons in 12oz of coffee

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>>9063386
Just go to Walmart and get pic related for $3. I love mine. Once you get your grind dialed, it is foolproof

>>9063429
Damn, if it's that cheap I guess there's no reason not to try it. Would I have any problems with a non gooseneck kettle?

>>9063453
Nah. Just practice pouring a slow steady stream in the sink before you try it. Some kettles are easier with some extra water in there to act as ballast, but you'll have to figure your own out. I'm OP and I use that big mother fucking kettle and it works just fine. Watch some jewtube if you're not sure on technique

>>9063480
Oh, okay. So if you're OP, how does the Melitta differ from the V60 you have there?

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>>9063490
>Oh, okay. So if you're OP, how does the Melitta differ from the V60 you have there?
OP paid $500 for the V60 you pleb.

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>>9063490
Biggest difference is the V60 has a giant hole, so it is far more affected by your pouring Comparing taste, the V60 is definitely a bit brighter and cleaner because it doesn't have that extra contact time from being held up in the brewer

>>9063520
Wow, I typed way more than that and the middle bit got deleted, I guess. But you get the jist, right?

Little hole = can only flow out at a certain rate so there is more contact time, not as affected by pouring rate/technique

Big hole = Much more dependent on your pour/technique

>>9063527
Yes, it makes sense, thank you.

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>>9063520
>the V60 has a giant hole,
very gay OP very gay

>>9063429
that shit is $6 on amazon no way it's $3 at walmart

>>9063537
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Melitta-Pour-Over-1-Cup-Brew-Cone-Black/21777801

Literally the cheapest way to make coffee, ever.

>>9063532
you can drill couple more holes Mr.thank you

>>9063538
well damn I was gonna buy it on amazon but I guess I'm heading to walmart tomorrow
no longer have to use my parents fucking disgusting drip machine that hasn't been cleaned in 5 years and eternally has coffee sitting in the carafe

>>9063537
Amazon is not always the cheapest, friend. For a lot of things, especially small and cheap (like this), they're more because they have to cover the cost of shipping a single small and cheap item

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>>9063429
OP so now you are promoting cheap $3 Walmart shit.
Very surprised that you are not pushing $500 devices.
You must feel guilty for your last insults to the working class.

>>9063545
You are a complete idiot.

>>9063540
I stopped buying things on amazon after they went full jew and started delaying transactions by 10 whole days before they would even charge my credit card.
I never buy things marked "sold by amazon" or "fulfilled by amazon.com", they're all handled by amazon and if you don't have prime, you wait the full 10 days processing time.

Amazon marketplace sellers don't have this issue, they don't even charge me tax and I live in california.

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>>9063549
so not even a word of an apology
you feel no remorse whatSoEVER.
SHAME ON YOU RICH GUY

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>>9063552
OP but not everyone in california is a snob, is it

>>9060448
OP why you are hating Jewish people.
They invented many great coffee making devices.

>>9060448
Is that a penis pump?

>>9063576
no, it's a dick grinder

do you guys order coffee beans online? I usually buy my tea online, is it popular to buy coffee beans online? If so, what's a good source?

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>>9063621
STOP !! STOP !! STOP

Stop fucking shilling.
It's obvious that you will post response with your company link to it, YOU faggot.
Buy ads on 4chan and stop free riding promoting your business here you cunt

I HOPE MODS WILL REMOVE YOUR LINKS

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>>9063621
>I usually buy my tea online, is it popular to buy coffee beans online?
LIKE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
if you are buying tea online than others buying coffee online, people buy all kinds of shit online you fucking STUPID shill.

FUCK OFF with your promotion of your business here.

>>9063640
>>9063633
>>9063545
>>9063385
>>9063370
Are you fucking autistic?

what happened to this board?

>>9063644
it got better

>>9063644
IS BEING USED AS A PEDO CONNECTION CENTER
>>9062863
>>9062916

>>9063339
>>$100 or less
>I'll take him!

>>9063644
>what happened to this board?
>>9063660
>IS BEING USED AS A PEDO CONNECTION CENTER
>>>9062863

AND FREE SHILLING THREAD FOR COFFEE ROASTING HOUSES
>>9063621
>>9063633
>>9063640

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>>9063644
>what happened to this board?
pedos posting here to get connections with young baby boys
there is three (3) of them in this picture in this post >>9062863
>9063339
>>>9062863
>>$100 or less
>I'll take him!

see three (3) pedos marked in pic related

>>9063699
also see on the left side in the picture, the oven door is open, is that a pedo code for an action with young baby boy and the price is,
>>9062863
>Can someone recommend me a nice coffee maker, built in filter, ~$100 or less

that open oven door is that some connection to the "Pizzagate symbology" they used.
FUCK THIS IS DISTURBING

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>>9063699
Like to correct something about the picture and three (3) pedos in it,
it might be only two (2) pedos and the 3. is a foot of that young boy who's face is on the coffee mug.
That foot is quite small it maybe too small to be a foot of an adult.

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Post meme tier brewing systems.
This thing is apparently for holding drip filters.

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>>9064034

>>9063520
Wow the melitta is very lewd

>>9063699
>>9063812
Guys, thats seriously me on a coffee mug

>>9064715
You're replying to the same guy there. It's a shitposter.

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>>9060448
Hail victory.

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>>9065139
>boiled sawdust

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Why aren't you having a nice instant latte right now?

>>9063567
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>>9063545
>>9063509
>>9063533
not funny. Fuck off you autistic faggot

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>>9065139
>Folgers

>>9065198
I only drink tea after 12pm.

>>9065198
Is that semen?

>>9065243
yep

>>9065230
I like them
I think they are quite funny
What's wrong with you you stiff ass not enough coffee or maybe too much

>>9061463
Son..

>>9065600
Daddy..

>>9060607
We've been doing threads like this on 4chan long before reddit was even around, fag.

>>9065600
Caffeine doesn't really do much to me until I've had about 3 cups, then it's just anxiety, but I still love having a single cup of good coffee every once in a while. Not everyone hammers a whole pot of shit every morning

>>9060607
>if you have a specific topic make a thread
very silly idea.
Coffee General is absolutely enough.

>>9065662
>Caffeine doesn't really do much to me until I've had about 3 cups, then it's just anxiety

Fucking same

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Mine

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>>9065139

>>9065792
nice grinder

>>9062191
are these what you cut the coffee beans up with?

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>>9063538
>everywhere I try to order it's fucking $6-$8 shipping for a $2.30 item

Fucking GARBAGE. I'm going to have to actually go to Walmart and pick it up. FUCK THIS SHIT.

>>9060448
do you not have a gooseneck for that v60?

>>9065792
why an eg1 over a monolith titan?

>>9061893

Anything with a vibration pump is still garbage. It has to have an absurd amount of resistance to build up anything close to 9 bar. Saeco and a couple of the others have a tiny pin hole in the portafilter to give it that resistance so you could put folgers in there and still have it take 17 seconds.

>>9066891
I like the bulk style burrs better than mythos, and I like the fact it supports magnetic burrsets.

>>9066929
do you know where I might read up on the mechanisms behind different (types of?) burrs? I read reviews (hb/such) and graphs/discussions of particle distributions, but the physical process (e.g. what would help or hurt grind retention) seems to be something one should already know, that's left unstated

>>9061995
in an office environment it seems to me it is the new cigarette

we all have 6 plus cups a day and are always looking for an excuse to get more

>>9067153
>we all have 6 plus cups a day and are always looking for an excuse to get more
way too much, you might be vise thinking about getting pancreatic cancer from drinking such quantities of coffee daily, especially if is dark roast.
you might be brewing for yourselves not so funny future suffering and pancreatic cancer is very vicious and painful.
you night be OK, but chances are that not.

>>9067174
>night
*might be OK,

>>9067153
I have 2 cups a day at most

>>9061472
Where is the line between "i would like a home made espresso every morning" mode and hobby full coffee bar mode?

Im really tempted on investing in a small espresso machine (around $35) and grinding my beans in a mortar (old school boi), its cheaper than my other passion, photograhy

>>9062011
>tfw no classic seiko watch with black leather strap to look at while having a hot mug of coffee

>>9062143
Is this weed tea?

>>9063429
Might as well put a coffee filter on a strainer over a funnel m8

>>9067749
THIS IS VERY FUNNY ACTUALLY, KEK

>>9066864
Nope
>>9067749
It's been done

>>9067738
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(beverage)

>>9060448
Eh, I'm not going to bother getting up and taking a pic, but we have our "morning essentials" station on a sideboard in the dining room. Coffee grinder, coffee pot, filtered water dispenser, toaster, bread basket, butter bell. Everything we need to stumble into the dining room and make toast and coffee. We just have to grab a cup and plate from the cabinet.

>>9067749
That design has been selling since the 1930s for a reason.

>>9060448
Where can I get that green jar?

>>9068385
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ceramic+canister+clamp+lid

>>9067914
Sounds comfy.

>>9068385
You can probably order it on Amazon, or go to a kitchen supply store like Crate and Barrel, etc.

Yurop here. I'll be going to Seattle for a couple of weeks for work soon.
I heard the city has a lot of good cafes.
Any particularly good ones I should visit?

>>9069161
YES. Starbucks

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>>9069292
this

>>9070653
inb4 autistic samefag replies to his own post with a massive wall of text

>>9070676
where who?

>>9070715
he won't do it now because I called him out

>>9070731
who was he and what was he posting before

>>9070676
I was just bumping the thread

>>9070777
Please post you post again.
We like to read it.
This is democracy, let's see it if was that bad.
Maybe it was actually very good.
Let's see it.

>>9070798
Are you drunk?

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Howdy y'all have ya' ever tried this simple little piece here to cook some good ol'
Black water, Does the job no fuss needinz and grinds the wipe your teeth pearly white y'all!

>>9070805
why

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Why do you even need coffee devices?
Just put your grounds in a filter and tie it with a string, you now have a teabag that you can lower into a nice quality porcelain kettle.

Just got the bodum peabo siphon coffee maker in the mail. Did i go full meme?

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>>9071924
Yes. Post pics or never talk about it again.

What's the consensus here on Nespresso?
I'm guessing shit?

>>9072663
>shit
Yes.

>>9071924
Enjoy your reusable filter that will grow mold and bacteria I guess.

>>9072668
Why's that?
Because the coffee isn't fresh?

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>>9072735
You get George Clooney dandruff in every cup

>>9061439
(You)

>>9067727
Unfortunately real espresso machines are expensive; anything under $500 is just a steam toy

>>9071299
You don't even need to buy filters, just use an old sock

>>9065792
Is that a manual espresso machine? How much would that cost?

>>9067730
>dreaming of a seiko
>a seiko
I hope you're a goat herder or something because if you live in a first world country that's just sad

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>>9073010
dat enamel

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>make cup of coffee just to enjoy the aroma
>dump it when it goes cold

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Won a free amazon card so i decided to go for it

First brew was a major success, smooth as fuck and made some subpar beans taste way better. Looking forward to more experimenting

Im thinking itll be great for when guests are over, since it brews about 8 cups at a time and it looks cool as fuck

>>9072713
Theres such a thing as not being a slob and cleaning things thoroughly so im not too worried, and ill probably get a metal filter soon anyways

>>9060448
What drip coffee maker can I buy at or under a hundred bucks that makes a nice slow cup of coffee and doesn't burn the brewed coffee in the carafe?

Fuck Starbucks

Everyday at my job I get cunts walking in and asking for a macchiato then getting pissy when i make them a macchiato which isnt a syrup filled pile of shit and milk

I don't even like coffee but its infuriating.

>>9073688
If I ask for a coffee "for here", do you give me a mug or are the mugs behind the counter just for show?
Also, what size does that count as?

>>9073688
>works in Starbucks
>uses Reddit spacing on 4Chinks
You're a faggot, anon.

>>9073714
Proper cups for everything, along with a saucer and spoon. We use long cups for lattes which I don't like cus they're hard to do art with.

Double shot for everything. Obviously milk quantity varies depending on the coffee, we do 'regular' and 'large'

>>9073726
>Works in Starbucks

fuck that shit. I work in a good coffee shop, its the fucks who only drink at Starbucks who come in and shit all over a real macchiato with their milky bs.

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>>9073732
>I don't even like coffee
>I work in a good coffee shop

>>9073732
It's not the lack of sugar that pisses them off, it's that you charge more than starbucks and the drink seems underwhelming in comparison.

>>9073739
Don't need to like what you make to know you're making it well

There's a well known chef in the Uk who is allergic to seafood, he still cooks with it.

>>9073005
It is, they go for about 1600 euro now. Was slightly cheaper when I got mine.

>>9073688
You're the real hero. When I order a latte, don't ask me what fucking flavor I want.

>>9073903
>order coffee
>how many creams and sugars do you want?
none
>do you want space for cream and sugar?
no
>they still leave a giant gap

>>9073903
'I'll have a caramel latte'
'We don't do shots, just good coffee.'
'Oh...'

At that point they either order a mocha or leave

>>9073946
>just good coffee
The amount of pretension in this one statement would be enough for me to turn 360 degrees.

>>9073953
BItches love a cocky lad

>>9073010
I like simple thinga because im a minimalist in some aspects in life and seikos jlhave that simple but classic look but they're almost exticlnct where i live, i have a citizen tho

>>9072969
What about the single group machines? I think i was one at ebay at $65, i would really like one but yet againm idk if ots even worth it for just a ln espresso shot every morning, maybe its cheaper to go to a coffee shop and ask for it, but in the other hand you get your coffee as you like it wothout explaining shit to an arts major

>>9073688
>when you ask for the cold brew because its 25°C
>the barista asks if you want three different sweeteners and syrups
What the fuck happened to them? Now it feels like Le Elite McCafe

>>9074290
They learned no one who likes coffee goes to Starbucks so why bother catering to those people.

>>9073488
>smooth as fuck
>>9073488
>cool as fuck
hey smooth cool fucker can you please repost picture with you fucking device
make straight this time pls

>>9063621
Damn dude. You got shut the fuck down.

>>9063621
It's very popular to order online.
I have to because my local roaster can't stop burning the fucking beans to shit.

>>9074536
kek

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>>9074536
>Damn dude. You got shut the fuck down.
He got "digitally punched in the face" for posting very stupid obvious shill question.
You going to treat anons like they are fucking 8 years old that's what you get in return.

>>9074675
I doubt it was a shill question. Buying coffee online is a great option if you don't like your local roasters (or don't have any). Globalization is great for this sort of thing and with the goddamn supermarkets stocking 90% of their coffee aisle with fucking K-cups, it might possibly be your only choice for decent coffee.

But you wouldn't think about that because you're only here to berate him with 3 separate posts, pretend like it wasn't you, and then continue to be butthurt that someone spent more on a grinder than you (if you even have a grinder)

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>>9063621
Great question! I'm so glad someone asked. I also wondered if other anon's bought coffee beans online. A lot of connoisseurs were recommending HappyMug.com

I was skeptical at first. The prices were so low compared to more established places, but then I did more research. It soon became evident that with their direct-to-consumer model, with word of mouth advertising and no fancy "web 3.0 web design" (who needs that? LMAO!) they were able to keep costs down and pass the savings to you, the consumer! I mean us, the consumers! I am definitely just a satisfied customer!

Anyway I tried a bag of their Costa Rica Honey Process which sounded great and tasted even greater. I was hooked!

>>9074713
>I doubt it was a shill question
>>9063621
>do you guys order coffee beans online? I usually buy my tea online, is it popular to buy coffee beans online? If so, what's a good source?
>>9063633
>STOP !! STOP !! STOP
>Stop fucking shilling.
>It's obvious that you will post response with your company link to it, YOU faggot.
>Buy ads on 4chan and stop free riding promoting your business here you cunt
>I HOPE MODS WILL REMOVE YOUR LINKS
>>9063640
>LIKE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
>if you are buying tea online than others buying coffee online, people buy all kinds of shit online you fucking STUPID shill.
>FUCK OFF with your promotion of your business here.
if you don't think that his was lame stupid low caliber shill question then you must be that anon who posted that, or you are just plain stupid retard.
but I think you are the first choice

>>9074759
You need help

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>>9074716
>>9074716
Is this copy pasted from Reddit

>>9074818
Yes, everything more than "kys" and "gb2/reddit/" came from reddit, the land of compound sentences and other highfalutin' pretentious affectations

>>9074830
I think you should actually read the post that was linked. It's 100% either an ironic shill post or an actual post from Reddit.

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>>9074771
I love destroying stupid arrogant shill fucks like yourself.
KEK

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>>9074837
You're about as sharp as a sack of hammers

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>>9074872
Oh my. Looks like you're just an actual shill.

>>9074887
better a shill than a frogposter

>>9074896
you dirty motherfucker
lol

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>>9074896

>>9074926
if you post pepe holding cup with instant coffee I will faint

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>>9074957
I don't have that, so it looks like you're gonna be alright.

>>9074987
fake it faggot, just print Instant Coffee in place of DD

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>>9075008
I would if I wasn't mobile posting right now.

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>>9074987
HERE FAGGOT I DID FOR YA

>>9075029
>>9075042
>HERE FAGGOT I DID FOR YA


KEK

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>>9075042
And I saved it.

Do you guys feel like coffee snobs? I was talking to a coworker today about how bad the machines we have at work are and I only realized how snobby it came off as after the fact.

>>9075058
this pepe is instant collectors treasure

>>9075684
Kind of. I hate talking to normies about it for that reason because I know they don't understand and find it weird and possibly stupid.

>>9075739
you are grossly underestimate people.
because they look at you with starring glaze when you are explaining shit to them that doesn't mean that they don't register the info you are giving them.
I'm sure you were in that situation before and you were glad later on that someone took their time to share it with you.

don't give up so easily anon, spread the truth

>>9075684
There's nothing wrong with being a snob as long as you aren't a dick about it.

Wanting only the highest quality and offering advice (or some of your own coffee) to anyone interested is fine.

Just don't be that guy interrupting with unsolicited comments and advice. People hate the guy who has to share that he's better than you any time they see someone with a cup of Folgers, not the guy who brings in fancy beans to share.

>>9075684
I don't feel like one but I'm perceived as one

The people who don't drink coffee tease me about it

The people who do drink coffee ask me for advice

As the other guy said as long as you're not a dick it's good to be a snob

If I have a 3 cup moka pot can i just fill a tea cup up with all three "cups" and drink it? Like how much caffeine is that?

>>9076746
The planet will probably explode if you do that

>>9076746
>If I have a 3 cup moka pot can i just fill a tea cup up with all three "cups" and drink it?

OFC


>Like how much caffeine is that?
Depends on how much and what kind of tea you use.

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>>9075708

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>>9076746
Do you have a death wish? You're gonna kill yourself doing shit like this.

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>>9074400
Dont mind the spinach

Here ya go mate

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>>9077036
Fuck my ass no vert

>>9077039
the fuck is mubod?

>>9077041
>doesnt know what mubod is

Come on bro get with the times

>>9077041
Chinese knockoff of bodum

My dad got me a fancy french press for college, but says that if I'd prefer another system for college that he'd return it. It's kinda small and some fancy Italian brand. I don't drink a lot of coffee so it's okay if it's small.

Is french press tasty? I typically prefer espresso.

>>9060665
You can get an espresso kettle and do it the old fashion way on your stove top. It's not a complex tool at all so it should be too expensive. Plus they last forever.

>>9067153
I feel the same. I really enjoy coffee and drink around 2 cups a day. In July I'm starting a new job and right now I'm having tons of free time. The strange habit I formed is that whenever I'm drinking coffee I feel more productive since I'm used to drinking it at work. So when I'm stuck at some task instead of just tackling it I get a coffee first and feel better already.

>>9077147
>Is french press tasty?
Yes, very

>>9060653
I'm not gay, sorry.

>>9077039
Thanks anon.
Success. kek. finally
Very nice unit
How is the coffee from it

>>9062191
that upside down knife sketches me out

>coffee

Lmao no.

There's a reason the doc will tell you to avoid coffee at any kind of disease whatsoever.

Stomach pain ? Avoid coffee.
Headaches ? Avoid coffee.
Virtually everything else ? Avoid coffee.

>>9077225
>knowing what grinder is
>not gay
mmmmmmmkay

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>>9077147
>Is french press tasty

if you like mud in your coffee

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>>9077302
Good thing coffee gives me none of those.

>>9077365
My point wasn't that "coffee gives you those" it's that if you, during your life, suffer from those (which you will), reducing your coffee intake will help immensely.

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>>9077379
I guess we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, then.

>>9077379
doctors tell you to give up anything at the first sign of an illness

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>>9060448
I don't like coffee

>>9077379
>if you, during your life, suffer from those (which you will), reducing your coffee intake will help immensely.
GEE, THANKS DR. PHIL

>>9077268
Still working on the technique and such, but so far its been excelente. People said its exceptionally smooth and damn if they arent right on the dot, its great fun

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>>9061484
covfefe withdrwarl headaches are real guys

>>9077730
Where can I find more of this meme? I'm starting a collection.

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>>9077788
I'm glad someone else is taking an interest in the greatest meme of our generation; have some OC.

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Well then, this thread has become a shitshow. Pic related is my current setup, glad to have something so compact.

>>9060448
How do you like that scale?

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>>9077315

>>9078191
Works perfect. Wide enough for a 34oz press or large Clever dripper, never had to calibrate it (I just check it with a nickel every once in a while), never had problems with a bit of spillage, and going on 2 years with the original battery

Back in the days of being a street pharmacist, we all had AWS scales and they literally never failed from being banged around in cars, backpacks, or whatever

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I went to a bakery-type mexican food place and they had a whole espresso setup and I asked for a red-eye off their menu and they were totally confused as to how to use the machines almost as if nobody had ever asked for coffee before.
It was surreal, the register girl would ask me to hold on, then go to the back, then attempted to read some LOOONG hand-written instructions off a napkin kept under the counter, then started pouring ice even though I asked for hot espresso, then she started trying to get some other employee who was 2s away from ending her shift to do it, it was just 3 minutes of this shit, I just walked away.

>>9078522
Did you get some pastries tho

>>9078522
You sound retarded

>>9077068
the fuck is bodum?

>>9077195
i fucking hate coffee, makes me sleepy and lazy like shit

>>9078522
>I just walked away.
I like your attitude. lol

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>tfw your beans go stale and they taste nothing like the absolute beauty of that first week

>>9078280
Thanks. I just ordered one.

my melitta pourovers arrived!
I got a plastic and porcelain one, they're much bigger than i thought

>>9082129
Why two?

>>9082137
I wanted to try both and the plastic one was only $2.50

>scale on a towel
why is anyone talking about anything else in this thread, is it a /ck/ meme?

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Here's mine. Rancilio Silvia/Rocky combination. Cost about $1000 but well worth it.

>>9082154
Do you think the towel magically makes the scale not work

>>9082129
Sweet. Post pics

Thinking of buying https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00OS5MTCA/ref=dp_ob_neva_mobile
Is being only 15 bar a big deal?

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>>9082184

Should I get a gooseneck kettle?
Can I just get away with pouring water really slowly?

>>9082706
>https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00OS5MTCA/ref=dp_ob_neva_mobile

You're not going to get anything particularly amazing in that price range. But if you don't have $1000 to spend then go for it. You also need a grinder that won't bottleneck your espresso machine. Good grinders are pricey.

>>9082749
OP says he uses the kettle shown in his image, so I guess so.
Is there any difference between the plastic and ceramic ones?

>>9082779
The plastic one looks really cheap and feels really cheap, it matches the price, but it's also lightweight and impossible to break.
The porcelain one feels much more heavy and substantial, it'll shatter if you drop it though.

>>9082792
But there is no difference in shape or how the coffee turns out?

>>9082808
I haven't tried the plastic one yet.
I've already had like 6 coffees today, I'll update again in the next thread.

I gotta play around with grinds next because the water flows out far too fast with my usual grind.

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>>9082749
It is easier, but it's not necessary. I don't know what kind you have, but if you can control it and pour a small stream, you're fine. Like I said, just practice first. It will likely be easiest to pour slowly if you leave just what you need in there. I fill mine with one liter, use half to warm my mug and cone, leaving the remaining 500ml for my 400ml pour

Watch YouTube videos of people with goosenecks. If you can pour a stream just like that, then why would you need one? Knowmsayin?

>>9082880
I guess I should add that I'm not saying "don't get one, they're a meme!". I just don't want to people to buy unnecessary shit right off the bat if they're just starting out (not sure if you are or not). Spending hundreds of dollars on a hobby just to see it all collecting dust 3 months later sucks. If you really want one or feel that you do need it, go for it.

>>9082765
Yeah wasn't expecting amazing, but at least decent. Didn't look into grinders yet but I wasn't expecting to get away with cheaping out on it

>>9082137
because he is filthy rich,that fucker, that's why.
I'm sure he so rich that he can afford $500 coffee grinder

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>>9082765
>Good grinders are pricey.

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I solved all my struggles with coffee making devices very easily,I switched to high quality 100%Arabica instant espresso coffee.
Now I have plenty of time to do better things than to fuck around with that nonsense.
I drink coffee couple of hours later I go and piss coffee out, no need to over complicate this with complex devices.

>>9083377
thanks george

>>9062292
>here, free coffee
>make sure you vote in our favor!

has anybody in your workplace pointed out how slimy that move is

>>9065792
Can you list the gear? Sorry for asking for the spoonfeed but really curious

>>9083351
You really can't dispute that

>>9061893
Got a moka pot, so far I like the strength of what I've made so far, but does anyone have the rundown on how to make my coffee perfect?

>>9084784
try harder

>>9083377
>fuck around with that nonsense.
>5 minutes including cleanup and water boiling
>complex devices.
>smash beans and put in water
>filter beans out with plunger