What's the best syrup tire money can buy?

fuck off canadian

>>7375444
What's a syrup tire?

>>7375457
Tire filled with syrup. Canadians really love putting food in odd containers. I hear their milk comes in bags.

>>7375457
Tires coated in syrup for extra traction.

>>7375444
I wouldn't trust a tire made out of syrup.

>>7375444

You'd need a lot of Canadian Tire Money to buy syrup. Also get #3 grade. Tastes the mostly mapley and has the most nutritional value. If you can't find it get #2. Forbes Farm is good. Costs about 18CAD per liter.

Buy from local farmers.

My uncle lives out in the woods and in the winter he taps the trees and makes bomb ass maple syrup for the whole family.

>>7375613
This. Its not terribly expensive so you'll still have tire money left over for the winter

>>7375582
I don't know, some people collect the older bills.
If you had some of the really old ones you could buy a lot of maple syrup

>>7375613
What kind of trees does he tap?

Save your tire money to get mastercraft tools.

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>>7375653
strange trees

>>7375457
He meant what is the best maple syrup canadiantire money can buy.

>>7375582
>#3 grade
>#2 grade

Didn't Harper abolish that system two years ago

Everything is "Grade A" now unless it's unfit for table consumption.

if it doesn't come from a metal can, it's not the good stuff

>>7375444
>maple leaves
Dummy, everyone knows pancake syrup comes from the corn field

Vermont syrup > Canada syrup.

>>7376168

Québec>Ontario>Vermont>Anywhere else

>>7375457
Candians smuggle untaxed syrup into the US in all the time

>>7376484
This is true.

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>>7376532
Once sucked a canadian lady's dick for some untaxed syrup

>>7376484
Seconding this. Quebec maple syrup is outstanding.

If I was to have a box of Canadian foodstuffs shipped to me what items would you suggest be inside it?

>>7375653
my guess would be maple.

>>7377787
Nanaimo bars

Coconut palm syrup is my favorite

>>7377787
poutine sauce
potatoes
squeaky cheese

>>7378052
Nanaimo bars are definitely a must. Fuck I love those things. Also buttertarts.