>be me, 10 >on cub scout camping trip >hate these things because I don't get along well with others (and now I'm on 4chins) >best friend's mom brings what she calls "ants on a log" >she mentions it a whole day before we eat it >whole troop freaking the fuck out because we've gotta eat ants because in the wilderness sometimes you've gotta eat bugs to not die >several members of the troop make plans to escape, none of these plans succeed >whole day before, I'm trying to tell people that it's not actually ants >nobody believes me, calls me a liar and stupid >we'll see about that.png.avi.jpg >next day comes, we finally settle down to eat ants on a log >it's just a celery stick with peanut butter and raisins >start laughing at people, making fun because they thought it was ants >suddenly some faggot starts freaking out >upon closer inspection, there are live ants in the raisins >stupid bitch left her bag of raisins on the ground for a whole day, ants got in it >everyone calls me a liar and stupid again >Anon doesn't know anything, Anon wanted us all to eat the ants! >Anon's a stupid frick >tfw no friends now >tfw gotta sleep in tent alone because nobody wants to sleep with me because I'm mean and might make them eat ants >tfw rumor starts that I actually eat ants for fun >tfw some kid knocks me down and shoves my face into an anthill, telling me to eat up or he will throw me in the lake and kill me >feelsbadman >quit scouts the day after we get home from trip
I'm mad on your behalf. Fuck those ignoramuses and fuck children.
Why is it when someone doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, they're always adamant that they're correct? My faggot friend STILL does this shit so I don't text him anymore.
Fuck ants though.
>starving student, never get to eat anything delicious because really poor >mom gives me giant jar of homemade trail mix >in heaven >raisins, chocolate, nuts, dates, the whole works >open it >ants on all the raisins >ants on all the everything >they must have crawled in and suffocated in the closed jar or something, they're all dead >so pissed off I try picking all the ants off >can't get them all, get really pissed >decide to eat it anyway >I'm the top of the food chain, god damn it, you little free protein fuckers >it was delicious and I didn't notice the ants >tell mom there was ants in it >she doesn't believe me >tries to tell me they were seeds from the raisins >what kind of raisins have external seeds that have six legs
>>7376396 >celery >a vegetable kek it's hardly even food It's mostly water and even vegetarians don't eat much of it because it has so few nutrients the peanut butter and raisins are actually much healthier than just the celery
Also, who the hell puts cream cheese on any vegetable?
>elementary school >always friends with the weird kids, the ones that had no other friends >this one kid in particular liked to go around trying to freak people out by eating ants >said they tasted like barbecue chips >out of curiosity I tried one too >tasted a bit spicy >ate a few more
and then I was never afraid of/grossed out by ants again for the rest of my life
>>7375076 >scout master Scout masters are well known masochists. He wouldn't care. >police We all know that everyone working in the public sector loves torture(Guantanamo). They wouldn't care. >media He's not black so media wouldn't care.
>>7375042 >be 12 >see this on the school's playground >make a custom made firework stichk (basically take all powder from bunch of fireworks roll them in a paper ball and wrap it tightly with duct tape) >blew that fucking nest up with that big boy >ants fly everywhere get on everyone near by >got detention for a week.
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