I just had steel cut oats for the first time today with a nice glob of extra chunky peanut butter and blueberries mixed in.
My god, why didn't my mother make this shit for me as a kid? I always hated oatmeal caus I've always been fed that instant shit that doesn't even have any chewable oats in it.
Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Just farted in the shower with my girlfrined. She was like "something smells like shit in here."
Good thing we're so comfortable with each other that we just laughed before I railed her against the shower wall.
I "catch" farts in my hand and smell them. Nothing sweeter than your own brand.
I also really enjoy shitting. Just letting like a huge turd come out feels so fucking good.
Nothing sexual about it, and I don't have any kind of interest in anal stuff or shit play in the bedroom.
Oh, also: lime juice and coconut makes for fucking awesome oatmeal
nigga you can't be serious
you can't be this dumb
I have a ritual called ‘terminator’. I crouch in the shower in the “naked terminator” pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
>My god, why didn't my mother make this shit for me as a kid?
Probably doesn't know the difference between oats and "quick oats."
Also, quick oats are quicker and cheaper to make and you, being a kid, were a drain on your parents' finances.
>quick oats are quicker and cheaper to make
Are you sure about that? Do you know the difference between steel cut oats, traditional rolled oats, and quick oats? Are you familiar with the processes involved to make these different variations?
I love eating a large bowl of steel cut oatmeal with peanut butter and blueberries while I take my morning shit and listen to Bloomberg podcasts. Great way to start the day.
I made Bob's Red Mill steel cut oats this morning because the wife requested it. Despite copious brown sugar, a little milk and some blueberries, still tasted like glue to me. Wife claimed to enjoy it though.
Sometimes I like to eat a dry spoonfull of oats and just chew it for a bit.
I love the flavor and texture of it as it slowly gets moist in my mouth.
As far as I know there haven't been any bad side effects from doing it, so i'll keep on until I hear otherwise.
>buy American peanut butter
>Peanuts third on the ingredients list after palm oil and sugar
As a nation, you guys are fucked long term, medically speaking.