We scour yelp for lulzy 1 star reviews and post screenshots and

>>7371760
The owner sounds based.

>>7371760

>customers
>having rights

this is what's wrong with America

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Well to be fair it was fucin 7.50$ before and now they charge tax too

But the sammiches are so good I usually just get it and get out

Don't care if the owner is homophobic tips fedora to chick fa LA its not my fight Im here for the food only

Reviewfag got soup nazied

>>7371760
>he's a fag
>he mentions every person's race

I wonder how that faggot would feel if the owner was telling this story and said "so this customer comes in, the gay one"

>>7371813
Idk his mother got the nerve to even ask the question
The line everyone just orders and shuts the fuck up
They get there order within 5 mins

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I bet the customers that weren't fags that got locked in after the shutters closed either got there sub's free or half off

And led out the back door

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>>7371760
I thought this one was pretty funny

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>>7371916

Even in her rant she can't seem to make the waitress sound mean. She asked them to not let him play with the blinds please, because he could hurt himself. That's both polite, and reasonable. It's not like she came over and said "control your retard, Jesus Christ"

>>7371916
did you take a picture of your screen

>>7371938
Lol, yes. I was using a friend's computer so i couldn't save a screenshot so i did the next best thing

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It's really just the first paragraph that's funny, and somewhat racist

I just finished breakfast. I think I'm going to get drunk and read 1 star reviews of restaurants in my hometown

>>7371916
sounds fake

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Damn chucky you savage

>>7371960
Solid plan. I just opened my first beer of the day. I may do the same.

>>7371952
I just stayed in that hotel.

They DO have an Honors floor, and they DO honor those perks.

This is when you tell the...responsible urban female...at the front desk to go get the manager.

>>7371968
>Austin
>long line of hipsters trying to hand-roll cigarettes

Sounds about right.

>>7372045
I've gotten food there a few times. It's amazingly terrible.

>>7372045
>blood

>>7372054
i tried there once years ago. it's fuckin terrible. what a useless place

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this is a fucking bbq sandwich shop and this fat bitch went off on it. its really good too

>>7372089

>I dislike the main things they offer without trying them
>Strike against the restaurant

Go fuck yourself

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I hate women. this has absolutely nothing to do with the restaurant and every negative review a woman writes it always ends with THEY DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME FREE STUFF

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I think I found irish stew guy on yelp
>but don't have those fresh flavors that write a story: one involving the pig, the farmer, the sausage maker, the truck driver, the chef, the waiter and, finally, you)

>>7372146
the saudis have the right idea. keep 'em locked up, keep 'em under tents, and cauterize their clits at an early age to keep 'em from getting too unruly and causing problems

women are the worst, I wish I could be attracted to men

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>>7371760
>And he kicked us out yelled, called me a faggot for telling him to relax and calm down and the hispanic coworkers threatened to hit me... and were calling me names in spanish and once we left, they closed the store shutters and locked the doors...I'm not sure if they locked the customers in but it was a scene and a lot of his customers witnessed what happened.

I have no idea why i'm on the floor laughing so much.

>>7372146

>we came here after our day of traveling and fighting

So you're traveling with your ex, have been fighting all day, are in a pissy mood, and think you can give an objective assessment of a restaurant?

God, I hate this woman.

>>7372089
Crissy seems like a cunt.

>>7371980
Chucky goes for the throat. post more of his reveiws

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>>7372189
here's the same guy reviewing a chocolate restaurant. what a fag

>>7371947
you're a woman, aren't you?

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>._.

>>7372234
Tram is a tramp.

Why deny in present tense ever going to the restaurant you are reviewing in the first sentence?

They should sue for slander.

>>7372232
[spoiler]:3[/spoiler]

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>>7372208
Lol, he reviewed Fazoli's

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>>7372250

>>7372256
Chucky is really savage for a nice looking dog.

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>>7372256
Another chucky review

>>7372232
Why? What would you have done?

>>7372189
Jesus, what a pretentious faggot.

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This guy reviews all the dominos in my city

>>7372303
>Serving shitty tasting jeans

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>>7372269
Yeah I know, I think he's going a little too ruff on them

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>>7371760

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>>7372303
>all people here are racist against whtes
lol

>>7372618
nig nog?

>>7372089
>blames the restaurant for having pleb taste
Is this what a "foodie" sounds like?

>>7372571
And yet they still gave it 3 stars.

>>7373003
>I'm a black belt

He sucks cock and has never been outside of the border.

>>7372227
This guy has to be an astroturfer.
the style in which he writes, the score he gives, and the recommendation to a competing shop.

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>go on justeat
>sort restaurants by rating
>find lowest rated restaurant
>read reviews that give 1 star

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Should I keep posting these? I live in a town full of retards so there's no end to the bizarre comments on my local JustEat restaurants.

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The absolute madman.

>>7373217
no theyre pretty boring

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>>7373237
Okay then. One more because I've already capped and cropped it.

>>7371998
>the manager
This is something I have taken to doing when I deal with idiots anymore.
Too many people don't know how to do their fucking job and the only way to get a proper reaction is to tell them to get the boss.
If they belong to a larger parent corporation or have any special affiliations, you may have to let them know you'll be contacting them as well.

Refinanced a loan recently, had to cancel the gap insurance and they wouldn't return my calls for a week and a half until I told the receptionist I was calling the better business bureau and the AG's office if I didn't hear back from someone in the next hour (it was at least my sixth call).

>>7372089
>sandwich falling apart
She sounds like a lot of women who are too incompetent to hold their shit together
My last girlfriend had this problem.
Every time we'd eat sandwiches/tacos she would end up with a pile of shit in front of her because her clumsy ass could never hold it right. She complained a few times until she noticed I never had that problem.

>>7372234
I always tell people I will leave the tip when eating with a group.
If I feel anything was shit, I point it out.
If they don't make amends, I make sure not to tip.

>>7371760
This place is really good. Really good sandwiches.

>>7373003

If he's been in more dangerous, 3rd world countries, why did he pussy out over a ghetto restaurant?

>>7372280
Pressed prtscn, opened MS Paint (or equivalent if the friend was some fag that had a mac or something), saved it, uploaded it, then deleted it

>>7372089
I will never understand how people get this butthurt over a sandwhich

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>>7372045
that cricket is posted up hard

>>7371916
this post is funnier than the review itself

>>7374196
I took that picture almost a year ago. I don't use my friend's computers to 4chan.

>>7371760
Call me retarded, but I'm not sure what's going on here.
The mother complained about the prices, and the owner called her out on it?

>>7372190
lol faggot