So I currently have no molars in my mouth and am. In my second week of healing after dental implants. I won the fucking genetic lottery and my adult teeth never had enamel.
For the last week and a half I've been able to drink milk and and water and eat slightly warm soup, yogurt, pudding, mashed potatoes and cottage cheese. This shit sucks. There are a lot of soft sweet things i can eat but I'm having trouble coming up with savory stuff. I can only eat so much peanut butter or mashed potatoes.
Anyone have any recommendations? I currently have six crowned front teeth to work with but that's it.
Fugggg, I had to have my jaw wired shut after I got it broken from being hit with a baseball bat in hs. My heart goes out to you. Smoothies, heavy broths, lots of ice cream are all I could gullet down. Towards the end I was so desperate to have something close to food, mom liquefied meals, but the results weren't enjoyable.
Best of luck man. I dropped about 30 lbs so enjoy your diet at least.
The best part is I'm dropping a few pounds. Thanks for the advice everyone. I'll have to try out as much of these as i can.
I was considering hitting up an indian place for saag, not sure how the spice would do on me though.
I'm really craving fruit and veg. I need to go get smoothies or break out my ancient juicer.
One of my favorite sick foods is chessy grits with an over-easy egg. I make sure the yolk is still really runny, so when i break it open in the grits it just adds to the delicious creaminess...
>I won the fucking genetic lottery and my adult teeth never had enamel.
Hey there birth defect buddy. My teeth do have enamel but it's all pitted and rough. Thanks for reminding me I have to make a dentist's appointment.
Not OP, but you know that dental implants are the more expensive alternative, right? You don't get something vaguely resembling teeth, you more or less get fabricated teeth adjusted to your mouth planted into your gums, that function as if they were real teeth (though without any nerves in them, obviously).
I have no experience with them, but I'd say dental implants are generally preferable.
>Adult teeth have no enamel
>brushing your teeth as a kid will fix this
I used to cut bite size morsels of pizza and tongue fuck it into mush against the roof of my mouth and swallow those bitches when I suffered through toof problems.
Relied on brotein shakes: milk, oats, whey, pb, banana for years it felt like.
Thank you for resurfacing repressed shell shock symptoms.
>tfw baby teeth had bigger-than-adult roots and wouldn't fall out so had to get almost all of my baby teeth surgically removed in high school and only had front teeth and a few molars for awhile
I know your pain, OP.
Had to get a dental implant for my right central incisor when it cracked in half. Turned out I grind my teeth really hard in my sleep, and so one night I straight up snapped it right through the middle.
It's an interesting feeling, getting the implant. As the other anon said, it's not a fun procedure, but I prefer it a shitload compared to the alternative (which was a sort of one-tooth denture apparatus).
As for the no-nerve thing, there's still some feeling in it, though not to the same degree as real teeth. It gets so that you can't really tell the difference unless you really pay attention to it.
I don't know how it'd be if all my teeth were like that, though.
ive always wished i could pull out all my teeth and get shiny fake adamantium teeth. but i want them to be white. not metal colored. mine are chipped and stained from smoking and coffee and cum. consider your future cyborg teeth having ass lucky
Buy some soylent bro, chewing is for chumps
jesus christ OP you poor sod
try chinese rice porridge, the rice is cooked down to a mush and you don't need teeth for it
you mentioned you have a blender, you could stick some chicken in there with a bit of soup and blend it down for the flavour before adding it into the congee
you can stir in a raw egg as well
this is old toothless senior level food so you should be able to handle it
good luck have fun with your dental implants
Please get a vasectomy immediately to prevent you from spreading your shit genes to the next generation.
I'm sitting here after my fifteenth surgery in two years and I feel sorry for you.
Nestle make nutrient complete liquid diet supplements. I've had to live off those before. Actually, living off of milkshakes isn't the worst thing in the world.
getting mini implants for dentures or implants for crowns? shit is pricey, i work in a practice and they aint cheap. just got my wisdom teeth out and just been eating shit soup for the past few days. even the soup i had with clams you might have a hard time with.
i really dont know what to suggest, but i do know its irritating to find stuff that works.
Fuck soylent and the dumb kids who thought it was a good idea.
Check this out OP.