Has food ever made you cry?

I prep a lot of onions, so yes.

Onions. But only when I'm out of them.

When I get a rotten onion I weep a little.

Onions sting my eyes a bit.

>>7368843
I have a tearful reaction when I make oyster stew. It was my mom's favorite dish. Can't make it without a few lumps in my throat.

Capsaicin based peper spray.

Chef threw an onion at me once. I didn't cry, but it hurt. It hit me in the ear.

>>7368843
You can be honest with us. Are you competing in the dumbest question of the month contest?

I accidentally got wasabi inside my nose.

>>7368896
>>7368843
>>7368883
>>7368902
Pussies. Try cutting some shallots before you whine to me about onions.

>>7368843
Red onions, it's not crying though it's just tearing and only when I'm not wearing my contact lenses. When I have lenses in then no onion and phase me.

I sneezed with a mouthful of whisky. I teared up pretty bad.

>>7368918
No one is whining to you, shit britches.

>>7368918
>Fisher-price onions
>Making you cry

An hero

>>7368922
That'll teach you.

>>7368843
Only with frustration and rage at the hacks who prepared it.

>>7368918
I never had issues with shallots.

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>putting hashtags on your meme food #thisisnotspamfuckoff

>>7368916
No, but it seems like you are.

Hope you win it

one time my boyfriend put some ginger up my butt and it stung a lot...
And another time he shoved a cucumber in there
he's a jerk ;_;

>>7368909
rip

>>7369743
my wife's boyfriend made her cry from the orgasms he was giving her via cucumbers too
it was pretty hot