What do you ironically order at a bar?
PBR (or whatever macro), Malort shots, tiki drinks.
If I'm in shitcago, the only thing you can really order is beer because the selection of literally everything else is craptatsic garbage
inb4 flyovers say "but you only need beer at least we're not the south"
My local haunt sells a PBR and a shot of Jack for 5 bucks. It's my go to.
A lot of people see me drinking it and snort, but when I tell them about the deal, they almost always end up getting one.
I must have misread.
But I never buy anything at a bar unless I'm scared of taking a chance on a 6-pack, so you could argue that I'm some sort of pretentious economics 101 student wannabe or something. I don't know.
I have never ordered anything at a bar. One time I was walking around listening to music and thought to go into a bar and order a White Russian, but I didn't. It was a completely sincere thought. Ironic action is disgusting. How do I take sincere action though, when all of you faggots are making the world your fashion show? Maybe I LIKE mullets. I can't show up with a mullet and not be ridiculed though. Is irony an attempt to further isolate people like me, so I'll contribute something to the world. If this is social direction of evolution, I'll have you know that usually I just masturbate. I know it's a test of social aptitude to create arbitrary behaviors that are prohibited, but why do you hate us so much?
You ever seen what a 357 magnum will do to a woman's pussy?
Of course they have liquor. Maker's Mark, Tito's, Macallen, Hendricks (if it's ''''fancy''')
Chicago has an amazing selection of liquor! Wow! This is much better than we have in Des Moines!
I ironically order a couple of shots of expensive whiskeys, then complain about how much it sucks, and get Jim Beam or Evan Williams instead for the rest of the night.
I'm an equal opportunity drinker
Emphasis on opportunity
The thing about flyover land is, your horizons are limited to what you've been presented
So your idea of "we have everything" means you have a lot of kinds of beer, vodka, bourbon, and rye.
Which is fine, don't get me wrong.
But if that was ALL I had... well I dunno what I'd do because I don't have that problem.
But you do. And flyovers defend this.
I'm in Schaumburg, wanna go shotgun some PBRs bruh
in seattle, you gotta get rainier tall boys instead of PBR tall boys.