>2016 >still being cucked by apples How does it feel having

You're assuming these fat fucks even eat fruit not to mention let it sit on the counter for a week to ripen

>>7363342
I put pears on pizza sometimes

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You got me. Oh man. I could use a juicy pear right now.

how about you stop asking or a ban?

>>7363367

holy shit I never noticed the chipmunk in this image

>>7363342
Pears you find in the supermarket generally have far, far less quality control than apples because they're way, way less popular.

Apples have a more consistent and overall higher quality.

A good pear is marginally better than a good apple, but it's fucking dicey and you're just as likely to wind up with mushy, mealy, metallicy piece of garbage as you are with something edible.

if i liked pears as a child am i a patrician?

>>7363549
Depends. What kind of pear?

>>7363574
Canned del monte

Harry and David pears GOAT

But like this anon >>7363466 said, grocery store apples > grocery store pears.

>>7363342
I love pears and apples.

>>7363466
This, also you have to wait for them to get ripe and they either all ripen at the same time or just go straight to mealy mushy shit. If you eat crunchy pears there's almost no difference between that and an apple.

it's spelled PALATE you philistine :D

>>7363342
>2016
>still losing primaries to pears

How does it feel comparing sexual acts to a piece of fruit? If you are this self conscious you aren't old enough to post here.

>>7363788
We're not talking about yoga, fgt.

>bitch about plebs not eating pears
>post image of tasteless butt plugs instead of actual pears
>m-m-muh realistic female body standards

>>7363816
Palate =/= Pilate
Plus, it's spelled palette, obviously.

>>7363342
pears have awful texture

> in b4 hipsters saying they pick them fresh or buy them fresh from mexicans in California

>>7363342
I've had a few good pears. I'll agree they're better than most apples but I hate waiting for>>7363357, for it to ripen properly. Crunchy pears are awful.

Pears are the apple's underdeveloped, retarded brothers that bruise themselves into squishiness when they try to be apples.

Pears give me gas, but apples don't. Strangest thing.