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What's the best way to punish a restaurant if you didn't enjoy the food?

Most of the times I just leave without paying.

If that's not an option (ie. too many waitresses) I steal small stuff like the salt/pepper shakers and pay the bill without leaving a tip.

Now if I'm really angry I leave a mess in the bathroom (piss on the sink, clog the toilet with toilet paper, leave the shit stained paper sticking on the wall, etc).

What about you?
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>>7362291
I have this strong burning feeling that you're just a huge cunt.
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Don't go back again.

That's all.
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don't you wear a suede fedora by any accident?
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>>7362291
>I just leave without paying
In civilised countries this isn't an option.

>pay the bill without leaving a tip
Personally I'm against tipping in general, but since it has become standard, you're only punishing the waitress.
If you get bad service, sure, don't leave a tip.
If the food is shit, there's fuck all the waitress can do.

> leave a mess in the bathroom (piss on the sink, clog the toilet with toilet paper, leave the shit stained paper sticking on the wall, etc)
Are you black?

Personally I just ask for the manager and tell him how shit the food was and if a dish was really bad I'll ask for it to be removed from my bill.
And of course just don't go back.
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>>7362291
Christ your like those passive aggressive cunts that won't send a bad dish back because "I don't want a confrontation". This is why the industry has so many shitty resteraunts.
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If the service Is bad I leave one penny on the tip tray. That way they know I haven't just forgotten
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You write a negative Yelp review. wa la
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Just as they hand me the bill I inform them that I'm going to give their establishment a negative yelp review.

Even if I never get around to it I still get to see a reaction.
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>>7362302
The reason I don't send back dishes is because I've seen movies and don't want to eat snot.
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>>7362335
>>7362348
isn't this officially a dead meme now?
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I am in Europe so we don't tip. I pay, I leave, I never return, If anyone ever asks me about the place, I tell them not to bother, it's shit.

If they fuck me over in a way i feel they purposely singled me out to fuck with me in some way and doing nothing about it will make me feel like a pussy...
I usually phone them up with fake orders, fake bookings, just typical fake shit, as often as possible. Get them to move tables about, get them to cook meals beforehand, get them to over-buy stock, then never show up. Of course they change how they work after some time, but this only limits their future customers.
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>>7362352
So many humans have started breathing air just for the oxygen, don't become part of the meme.
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You fucking morons.
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>>7362291
>pic of Elliot Rodger

Is this entire post a troll? I hope so.

If it isn't a troll and you really are that much of a dick:


>leaving without paying and stealing things

This is illegal.

>Not leaving a a tip

It's not the poor waitress's/ waiter's faultyou didn't like the food. Their job is to to serve food, not cook it.

If you don't tip your not screwing over restaurant, just the waitress/waiter, which is a pretty dick thing to do. Employers (in most states in the US) are allowed to pay them less than minimum wage specifically because it's expected that they'll be getting tips, so really you're just screwing the waitress/waiter out of their pay.

>Now if I'm really angry I leave a mess in the bathroom

Again, this punishes the poor employee that has to clean it up more than the restaurant.

>>7362292
>>7362302

This

>>7362350
>I've seen movies and don't want to eat snot.

You're one of those cunts that believe everything you see on TV, aren't you?

Also >>7362299

>Personally I just ask for the manager and tell him how shit the food was and if a dish was really bad I'll ask for it to be removed from my bill.
And of course just don't go back.

This is the proper way to handle getting a shitty meal. Stop being a passive aggressive little shit.
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>>7362291
I tend to address any grievances with a manager or owner and avoid being a huge faggot like you OP
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>>7362291
>Now if I'm really angry I leave a mess in the bathroom

The bathrooms are usually maintained by a commercial cleaning company, so other than putting an out of order sign on the door this won't affect the restaurant much.
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let the server know or ask to speak with the manager. if the food is bad, theyll probably want to know. theyll also probably give you a free drink/food/discount if you let them know. Not paying is a dick move that fucks over people who are already poorly paid and are not the ones responsible for your bad food.

Also, if you just don't like the food, maybe the problem is your palette and not the restaurant.
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>>7362352

What meme?
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>>7362293

That's very beta of you.
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>>7362291
I have a threesome with the two best looking waitresses and climax inside one of them.
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You denounce their restaurant on your tumblr blog
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>>7364264

>beta

It's called being mature.
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>>7362566
>Not paying is a dick move that fucks over people who are already poorly paid and are not the ones responsible for your bad food.

Definitely a dick move, but how does it fuck over poorly paid people who aren't responsible? Wouldn't it fuck over the owner of the restaurant, primarily, and she or he be as responsible as anyone? (Aside from lack of tip for waitstaff.) Or are grunt paychecks docked for customer theft?
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>>7362291
If it's a small place, you call up the manager, describe what was wrong, refuse any compensation, and genuinely try to help him out while making him realize how poor the food was.

If it's a chain, just don't eat there again.
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I'm a very sympathetic person, so I usually just don't go back if there was something I didn't like about the experience. I'm not demanding and I will never get pissy if service is slow or if food is imperfect. I worked in a couple restaurants in high school and understand the demands of the work.

But rude, snippy, and condescending treatment from staff I will not abide, so to take revenge I have done the following:

>smeared my own feces all over bathroom mirrors
>and walls
>defecated in the water tanks of toilets
>or on the floor
>thrown bricks through windows after business hours
>slashed tires in the parking lot
>and keyed cars
>and smashed car windows
>started fires in dumpsters and trash cans
>sometimes even indoors
>communicated bomb threats
>tagged storefronts

The best revenge came when some stupid cunt of a waitress came to my bank (I'm a loan officer) for a home loan. She was a fairly qualified borrower but I modded the risk parameters for her loan so she had to take an adjustable rate. Since she's a stupid service worker, she never bothered to try another lender and took it. Once Yellin kicked up the FFR last year, her rate jumped almost two points and she defaulted within three months. Her credit rating plummeted 100 points and we also siezed the contents of her savings account (some $3000) as well as the house. I doubt she will ever in her life own a home or get a car loan with a rate under 15 points.

There's a lesson here. It pays to be polite because you never really know with whom you're fucking.
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/tv/ pls go. You've ruined your own board, and there's no need to bring the rest of us down to your retarded level.
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>>7364370
>have a bad dining experience
>ruin their life

yeah i dont know if it was really that warranted man
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>>7364370
1: this didn't happen
2: your chicken tendies are done
3: better wash up before mommy comes up.
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>>7364370
I can only see two lessons, and none of them are yours.

1) Keep decent security on your business premises
2) Shop around when making significant purchases
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>>7364370
>I'm a very pathetic person
fixed that for you
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>>7362299
>Tipping is no longer just a reward for being a good server, it's where the customer has to cover the waiter's/waitress's fees because their boss underpays them.

I just don't get this.
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>>7364388
It's not a bad dining experience. I will happily abide slow or even incompetent service, and even shitty food as long as it's not a health risk. I'm talking about a person willfully and deliberately acting like a fucking cunt without any cause at all.

I fucking loathe bad, anti-social behavior. I can't stand it and I will get revenge one way or another.
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>>7364397
1. You're a faggot.
2. I had filet tonight.
3. I live with my wife and son, and my mother is deceased (God rest her soul).

>>7364401
Oh, not at all: you don't understand.
1.) Don't act like a fucking cunt.

>>7364402
>You're a fucking useless cunt who can't behave decently
Now it's fixed.
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I call and pretend to be a cop, then get the manager to strip search his employees
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>>7364414
I'm giving you one more (You) to let you know I'm not giving you any more (You)s. I hope you enjoyed having my attention while it lasted.
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I usually just ask to speak to the manager and voice my complaint, though I've taken my fair share of ramekins and steak knives.
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>>7364408
>"I fucking loathe bad, anti-social behavior."

Claims to have:
>covered bathrooms in own shit
>vandalised buildings and cars
>committed arson
>ruined woman's life

Why even attempt trolling if you are going to be this obvious about it?
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>>7362531
> Employers (in most states in the US) are allowed to pay them less than minimum wage specifically because it's expected that they'll be getting tips, so really you're just screwing the waitress/waiter out of their pay.

I will let my autism flare and respond to this mistruth every time I see it on this board.

Minimum wage has no exemptions. The employer is by law required to make sure the waiter makes minimum wage, even if they have to cover the difference between tips and the state minimum wage.
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>>7362291
You sound like a sociopath
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>>7364659
Except most places manage to duck out of this because they just say their employees did get enough tips to meet minimum wage, and any employee who claims otherwise is out of a job.
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>>7364802
>Implying a place would want to put up with a federal labor law violation over <20 bucks.
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I usually go to their Facebook and tell them how I'd do I better in broken English.
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>>7362291
Yeah, I don't pay as well. I usually just wait for the right moment to slip out and it always works.

One time I even managed to teal one of their plates. After I finished eating I just wiped it clean with one of the napkins they provided me with at the table, stuck it in my backpack and left. I swear the fodd I make at home tastes better when I put it on that plate.

Oh, and I give them a bad yelp review as a rule.
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>>7364659
Right to work states are a thing. The other anon is correct when they say that employers will pay under federal minimum and expect the tips to cover the rest.
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>>7362355
>I am in Europe so we don't tip

i dont know if you live in a subhuman country like the balkans but here in central europe people always tip
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>>7362291
I've been known to
>bend all of the silverware
>unscrew salt and pepper shakers
>dump ketchup, sauce, gravy into the spaces in booth seats
>blow snot rockets onto the bathroom mirror
>piss on the toilet paper rolls
>puke all over the back of the toilet (able to vomit at will)
>drop a used condom somewhere that it will be found by another customer (rather than the staff)

Once I put cat turds in a broken flashlight where the batteries would normally go. I placed the cap on without screwing it in then left it next to the computer where the servers put in the orders. Needless to say, hilarity ensued
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>>7364370
I've done a lot of this

In addition;

>piss on the floor/wall
>leave poo poo wiped toilet paper all over floor
>smear shit all over toiler/seat/floor
>pop white heads and pimples and put on mirror
>spit all over bathroom
>vandalize place after hours
>call over internet phones and place fake orders
>use vpns to make fake orders
>find workers on social media/ white pages and harass them

You're so right they have no idea who they're fucking with
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>>7364821
This is good. I like this
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>>7364303
The tip is their paycheck
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>>7364281
*tips fedora*
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>>7366898
>>puke all over the back of the toilet (able to vomit at will)
kek'd
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>>7364403
Then don't go out to eat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>7367667
You are simply subsidizing an employer who would have to pay more if not enough tips are provided.
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>>7362291
You truly are a supreme gentleman.
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>>7362291
Confirmed for nigger.
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>>7364425
I still can't believe that people actually fell for that shit.
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>>7362291
>the impotent fury of the middle class white man
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meatballs with razorblades or rasins/grapes in it
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>>7364264
>shitty service/food
>going back

doing the same thing and expecting different results is a definition of retard, not alpha.
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>>7362293
Classy lady/gentleman detected.

This is the only course of action open to someone who was raised to treat people with decency and decorum.
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>>7362291
>>7364370

> things that never happened ever
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Regurgitate BEHIND the toilet, onto the bathroom floor.

Nooks & crannies being the key phrase.
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>>7368434

It's the fucking dishwasher who's going to have to clean that up, asshole.
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I just don't go back and if someone asks me about the place I tell them it wasn't a very pleasant dining experience.

Smile when I drive by and see they went out of business.
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>>7364370
Oh christ my sides
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When I'm in a restaurant I usually chat up the waiter/waitress about light politics. I'm non-confrontational and willing to listen, so they usually feel comfortable telling me who they are voting for. 4/5 times it's Bernie Sanders, and 4/5 times I don't leave a tip.
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>>7368635

What other possible option is there, Hilary?
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>>7368644
I am also raising my wife's son to be conservative. I bought two packages of Twinkies and gave him one while eating the remainder of the Twinkies on my own. When my son asked how come he got just one Twinkie but I got three, I told him that the Twinkies were all mine and that he should be glad I gave him any at all. I also told him that in life, some people have more Twinkies than others and that there's nothing he can say or do to force people to give up the Twinkies they have earned.
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>>7368650

>people are actually going to vote for trump because of internet memes
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>>7368655
>being from europe
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>>7362538
No, the staff would have to clean it up. Commercial cleanings are done periodically.
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>>7368440
This so much.

A friend of mine used to hang out with edgy political activist kids. They once went to the McDonald's in the city centre, covered their faces and spray-painted a "right on" slogan or two on the window like Che Guevara might've done.

Anyway, years later my mate had grown up and started hanging out with a different crowd. He became best friends with one guy in particular, and it turned out that guy had been working at the McDonald's at the time of the vandalism and had been the one who'd spent his morning scrubbing the graffiti off the window.
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>>7366862
Poland here, so definitely central europe. People tip for exquisite service. Standard service = standard amount. Poor service = complaint.
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>>7362291
Calling a friend in food inspection, it works everytime.
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>>7364303
They we're at one of my old jobs :(
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>>7364403
Jews
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>go to dicks wings with friends
>takes an hour and thirty fucking minutes to get our food
>only got one glass of water
>bite into a fry,frozen in the center
>tear open a wing,fucking raw
>there's red shit all over the side of the plate, looks like someone cut themselves and didn't wear a glove
>holy fuck I know it's just a wing joint but still
> tell manager I'm leaving
>"here's 3 free meals.pls come back"
>come back a month later
> hour goes by,get our drinks
>there is no vodka in my drink
> manager comes by
>"instead of free...what if we did half off?"
>get up,leave

Got a call from his GM the next morningsaying he had been let go, followed by another email asking if I would come back
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>>7362291
i just stand up and tell the waitresses to not take it personally and tell them what i didn't like and leave without paying make sure they know.
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>>7368650
>my wife's son
>LOL
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>>7364370
Please be true, it'd be nice if another oldfag were still around
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>>7364403

Waiters are bottom level employees who don't deserve a living wage. What are you, a socialist?
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>>7364370
>always be nice
>except you
>you can be a dick to others
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>>7368635
absolutely based
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>>7368746
Enjoy your poverty, fascism and archaic values.
It's sad, really. For a few years, your country seemed like it was going to rise from the mud.
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>>7368954
>adolescent revenge fantasies with "edgy subreddit" written all over them
>oldfag
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