I know theres at least one faggot on /ck/ that actually eats the booty bread and likes it because they think it makes them cool. Reveal yourself booty eaters, youre all anon here anyways.
>inb4 ends keep bread moist
I'll admit to being a booty (bread) man.
ask me anything
Old, stale bread and the butts generally get frozen and reused as stuffing or fresh breadcrumbs (which I think is generally underestimated in their value). I eat the butts with runny eggs or with thick stews. Waste not, want not.
What the fuck is booty bread? That's a heel of the loaf, not the ass.
I typically save them for the end of the loaf and make cheese toast. If I'm about to run out of bread and really want a sandwich I'm eating them.
My wife is allergic to gluten so we can't have any normal bread at home since the risk of cross contamination is just not worth it. So we're buying overpriced, not very good bread that is gluten free, which ends up costing something like $0.50 per slice and trust me those are some damn tiny slices.
I miss bread, post your favourite bread.
>My wife is allergic to gluten so we
Why do you have to eat the same shit as your wife?
>I miss bread
If you're going to a store that has gluten free bread, chances are you should be able to find yourself a loaf of delicious marble rye too.
It's the best part, tardboy. Especially for white bread, where they're the only slices with any resembling flavor.
The only problem is if somebody else opened the bag and people have been pawing at it to access the slices underneath. Gross.
Common food is for commoners, my plebeian friend.
I eat it.
I don't particularly like it, but whatever.
I'm not a wasteful, fat, resource draining American.
Worse case scenario, it's bread crumbs.
>Feeding ducks breads
How horrendously irresponsible.
You go right ahead and secure your precious 4 bits. I'll keep buying whole loaves, expecting to eat it all. There is a 50 per cent chance I won't though. Nyuk, nyuk.
Bread has little to no nutrients and serve as empty calories for ducks. Eating bread provided by humans is way easier than looking for actual food, so they get malnourished and die.
>tfw I cooked flatbread for the first time the other day.
I feel like my life has changed. I've never been too confident in my cooking but knowing I can make such a basic part of my diet from water and flour is amazing.
The first time I cooked it I followed a recipe that called for butter and milk but yesterday I made one with just water and flour as the base ingredients (plus a bit of salt) and it turned out great.
I'm in the middle of cooking another lot right now (I'm just leaving the dough to mature and soak in the moisture) and I've added a little bit of pepper and a bit of powdered stock to give it a little bit more flavour. I think I might buy some curry powder to give my next batch a bit of a kick as well.
I've decided I'm cutting out normal bread from here on out and sticking with homemade flatbread from now.
I just love eating it, cooking it, preparing the dough.
What are some other powdered spices/etc I could add to mix things up? I want to stick with water and flour as the core ingredients and just add different dry ingredients to keep things different.
I'm not a very good cook but I'm just happy I've found something I love cooking to this degree (and it's quick and can be prepared in advance!)
this is not bread this is anglo mix of flour and water. pic related what is bread.
It's pretty obvious why you like dildo-shaped bread.
I am a man of the boot bread. Don't mock us. there are dozens of us. DOZENS!
and fuck you op, just because you don't like the ass of the loaf doesn't mean you have to make fun of everyone who does. What do you do with the booty? do you throw it in the trash? do you choke it down with tears streaming down your face? I doubt you give it to the ducks, because that would mean you'd actually have to go outside.
How do you prepare the booty? You mongoloid.
I like then too but stop being a literally poster. you literally are the literal definition of a literally poster because you literally post literally literally every sentence, literally.
I put it in the toaster until it's mostly burnt, then I spread on mustard and add cheese that's been out for a day or so, and to drink I have either flat soda or a Slurpee, but I won't put the lid on the Slurpee until the cup is full so it doesn't fill all the way up to the top.
>Norway only has 50ish kinds of bread
>Most of the darker types tastes like shit and has a shit ton of seeds in them