i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
O.p your hun should be pointed the other way for a faster grab. I bet you have it on safety too.
Look at that pic of bacon, eggs and toast with the GUN on the side there to make it look badass.
If you're not going to EAT THE GUN ITSELF you are little more than a CLITDICK SISSYBOY KEKOLD PRINCESS.
ITT: a real man in action.
Your excessive food habits will kill you comrade
>muh fantasy of being an unhealthy slav
I hope you get drunk and negligent discharge your infant child so that you are charged with criminally negligent homicide and spend the rest of your life getting raped in a prison cell
Gun nuts are morally repugnant
>cold whippin em at passing police cars
I never understood this part. Does this mean he stands by police cars and just slams the burgers whole down his throat with his head all the way up dramatically? That's how I pictured it.
Totally. Just ask the French, East Germans, Chileans, etc. etc. etc. blah blah paleo funstuff.
Why don't you go eat a pile of empty carbs for every meal of the day and a slice of cake you "earned" by going to the gym. When person like you comes up on stage and starts talking about healthcare policy without a gun their own home, how can we trust you know whats best for homosexual couples living in Latin America?