i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half

>>7354894
real talk though that's a great keto breakfast if you don't have the bread

Is this from something

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>>7354894
O.p your hun should be pointed the other way for a faster grab. I bet you have it on safety too.

Classic pasta, bro

Now post something good

>>7354894

LMFAO, BITCH!

Look at that pic of bacon, eggs and toast with the GUN on the side there to make it look badass.

If you're not going to EAT THE GUN ITSELF you are little more than a CLITDICK SISSYBOY KEKOLD PRINCESS.

ITT: a real man in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e49iVNXqiDI

The funny thing about this post is that the pic is trying to be really american, but the photographer used a german gun as a prop! Hah!

>>7354923
Maybe he's left handed and the door is on the right.

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>>7354894
Your excessive food habits will kill you comrade

>>7354894
shut the fuck up progun

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>>7354894

Nice Sig you got there buddy.

>>7357254
what are those things on the plate that aren't onions or pickles?

>>7357450
Probably some kind of fish.

>>7357497
....as I feared

>>7357450
>>7357497
It's probably Salo. Russian cured pig fat. Think of the fatty parts of bacon - it's just that, spiced and cured.

>>7357254
>muh gun
>muh fantasy of being an unhealthy slav
I hope you get drunk and negligent discharge your infant child so that you are charged with criminally negligent homicide and spend the rest of your life getting raped in a prison cell

Gun nuts are morally repugnant

>>7354894
>cold whippin em at passing police cars
I never understood this part. Does this mean he stands by police cars and just slams the burgers whole down his throat with his head all the way up dramatically? That's how I pictured it.

>>7357254
>Eating literal slabs of fat
>Calling bacon and eggs excessive

>>7357861
Spotted the libcuck

>>7357861
>being this gay of a faggot

Go post your shepherd liberal drivel elsewhere

>>7357874
>hurr fat is unhealthy

>>7357886
It is

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>>7357861
>mfw a nogunz was a salty fag near me

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"cold whippen em" always gets me

>no steak

>>7358107
Totally. Just ask the French, East Germans, Chileans, etc. etc. etc. blah blah paleo funstuff.
Why don't you go eat a pile of empty carbs for every meal of the day and a slice of cake you "earned" by going to the gym. When person like you comes up on stage and starts talking about healthcare policy without a gun their own home, how can we trust you know whats best for homosexual couples living in Latin America?

>>7357861
Preach it brother