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>Be me
>Have Penis
>Decide to make cheesecake, cause it's good, but also pricey in stores
>Make that shit perfectly first try with no cracks or much cooking experience.

Do I get a fucking cookie?
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no, you get cheesecake.
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>>7352492
You will get your dick ripped off.
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It's the easiest thing in the world. You get a participation award, no cookie.
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>>7352499
Have you met your average college student who' thinks microwaving noodles is a chore?
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>>7352492
Yeah it didn't crack because it wasn't thick enough to. You made cheesecake bars, which are basically Jell-O tier.
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>>7352503
No you jew, I had a water bath in the oven and cooled it gradually in three stages.

Why are you so upset you want to put people down on the internet family?
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>>7352492
Looks good, your reward is cheesecake
Also, having a penis helps with baking
Women try to make following directions on a recipe seem super hard
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>>7352555
>having a penis helps with baking
I wish more people realized this. Women are literally bad at everything.
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>>7352555
>>7352575
So even /CucK/ has no grils?
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>>7352578
Gender doesn't come up in most threads, but I get the feeling that most posters here are male. I could be completely wrong.
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Meh, make a post when you can come up with better cheesecake flavors. I make Canadian Breakfast: Crown Royal, brown sugar, and chopped good quality bacon. That's how a gril bakes cheesecake
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>>7352593
I mostly just prefer the classical or New York style. Had a gril make me chocolate once and didn't enjoy it at all. I almost considered putting weed in it but then I realized I don't know where to get cannabinoids
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>>7352593
sounds like shit to be completely honest with you
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I created it for a pub and grill that also ran a small bakery. It sounds gross and whatnot, but was the best seller, to the point that we'd make 4 or more at a time, because employees would buy 1-2 full cheesecakes each time we made them. My personal favorite was huckleberry mango.
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>>7352505
>"look what I did!"
>it's nothing special
>"fuck you stop being mean!"
Seriously? Bake a 4" tall cheesecake in a springform and we'll talk about how amazing your baking skills are. What I said is true. I'm sure it tastes fine but it is nothing special and neither are you. Fucking kids.
>call someone a jew while complaining about mockery on the internet
Whew lad.
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>>7352615
Literally
>Follow me on pintrest tier.
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>>7352618
Being this upset
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>>7352622
>le person i have no retort for is mad meme
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>be me

Who the fuck else would you be, you fucking autist?

I want plebbit normies to leave reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>7352627
>If I just narrate his thought pattern, that's a good enough rebuttal. Right guys...guys...
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>>7352629
How new are you, honestly?
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>>7352629
Attributing 4chan memes to Reddit. Can you get anymore newfag?
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>>7352631
I wonder how many hours you got to fuck around acting like a moron? Cause I got about one more image macro in me then I gotta go do some other shit. I get bored real quick.
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>>7352634
Why don't you be constructive and post a recipe? Quit caressing your ego at this hour.
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>>7352635
>turnabout! I got him now!
Newp. Here's your last macro, kiddo.
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>>7352590
>gender doesn't comes up in most threads

Next post brings up gender.
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Great, you made an elementary cake. Congratulations.
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Looks good. The crust/filling ratio is a little off, though.
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>>7352678
Sadly in Canada any dairy is expensive as fuck. So I only grabbed 3 blocks of cream cheese.
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>>7352618
this is the only correct response. your cheesecake bars are middle-school home ec tier you massive op faggot
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>>7352492
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How is cheesecake pricey? I can get an okay cheesecake at Tesco for £2, cheaper than I could make myself.
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>>7352492
>do I get a cookie?
no your reward is that you get to enjoy delicious cheesecake, if you wanted a cookie then you should have fucking made cookies
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I have a penis
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>>7352492
looks like a nobake cheesecake, did you make it in a 9x13?
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>>7352618
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What are y'all's favorite cheesecake recipes? Any of you guys put anything special in there to make it yours?
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Praise the mighty chef of the gods... Cheese cake is easy bro
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Am I actually witnessing cheesecake elitism ITT?
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>>7354170
The only thing that's 9×13 is OP's wrecked asshole
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Try plain non fat yogurt mixed with sugar free pancake syrup.
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>>7354183
8/10 bretty good
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>>7352503
this. fucking crust is almost as thick as your 'cheesecake'
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>>7352496
Underrated post
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>>7352503

Exactly my thoughts.

I've made cheesecake that cracked and it still looked better than OPs pic.
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>>7352750
get a fucking springform instead of cooking it in a fucking lasagna pan next time
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>>7354188
Raspberry
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>>7352502
Have you met your average neanderthal who thinks writing dank memes is a chore
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>>7352503
Probably a no bake Jello branded box wasn't it?
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>>7352503
This is an accurate comment.
OP's cooking is a shit.
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>>7352492
>Have Penis
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>7352618
>>7354876
Bake cheesecake on live fire... lets see how good you cu/ck/s really are...
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>>7352750
How is this possible? You have so much feasible pastoral land, Canada should be a dairy power house
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>>7354206
i was so disgusted with this stupid fucking thread until i read this
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>>7354086
Look up cheese prices in Canada.

>>7354170
Yes I did. PIC related.

>>7354188
I added about half a teaspoon if cinnamon. Probably wasn't enough. But I like the light flavour it adds.

>>7354952
J E W S
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