>this man slaps you in the face with a pear and says your

>>7349092
Punch him in face for hitting me with his stupid fruit and insulting my cooking.

show him just how awesome my grilled cheese is and how amazing my baked bean and fish finger casserole is

>>7349104
is your grilled cheese actually grilled cheese or is it really a melt?

>>7349111
grilled proper job

>>7349117
do you cheat using super expensive ingredients, or can you make something tasty with basic bitch ingredients like it's supposed to be?

>>7349148
both, colby and capers

>>7349153
you're the type of bitch-ass nigga who would use caviar and 1,000 $ a pound beef when the theme ingredient is potatoes fuck you man

nope, i just like the grilled cheese caper combination

I'd probably tell him that his gay French food for Japanese tastes suck more than mine. At least I don't put foie gras and truffles in everything.

>>7349092
beat the shit out of him and take the pear which i use to make delicious poire belle hélène

Thank Senpai for finally noticing me

>>7349092
I have a CCW. Do it again. I dare you.

Legally shoot him in the face. Stand yo ground laws bitches.

>>7349092
Nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again.

>Japs better not get uppity with an American again

Listen carefully to his advice because he is a legit chef who's run a high end restaurant for 30+ years.

>>7350997

9mm master race Glock 19 here

>>7351300
>not using your set of steak knives to defend yourself

I miss watching Iron Chef Japan streams

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>>7349111
>>>REDDIT MEMES

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>>7349092
>shoot him with pic related
>continue making delicious beans
>check on brisket to make sure it's still delicious

>>7349092
make a ceviche and win

when in doubt serve shit raw

>>7349092
Agree