Hey /ck/ so my first girlfriend ever (im 22) is coming over tonight and she wants to have sexual relations at some point. I'm cooking her dinner and I was looking for suggestions on things to make/recipes.
I normally make salads, Mexican, or Italian cuisine so any of that would be helpful, but not too heavy. She also is a fan of Indian food but I've never made any of that before. Any help is appreciated
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>a fan of Indian food but I've never made any of that before
uhhh.. do not cook indian food (especially for the first time) if you're trying bang a girl that night. basically, avoid pungent spices in general. how about baked salmon fillets, wild rice, and some asparagus? tough to screw those things up.
probably but most likely unintentionally so - the man is barely even alive. have you ever looked into his eyes beyond his glasses? its blank his eyes are glassy, hes barely maintaining sentience or maybe he isnt, hes like an empty shell inhabited by something more sinister than a dumb oaf.
Nothing too carby (e.g. pasta) or too fatty and greasy (e.g. roast chicken, ribs).
I mean, it's probably not a good idea to be eating itis-causing meals when there's fucking on the agenda.
You could buy some pre-made tikka masala sauce, spice it up with some onions, tomato, chili, add some chicken and pretend you made it.
Or you could make aglio e olio pasta (oil and garlic). Works every time, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpVmyzbYLg
Bake some fish and throw in a salad, serve with lemon. bam, nigga. No need to complicate shit.
I personally always buy the most mid shelf link champange i can find if I know theres gonna be sex involved.
I had some pink champange around new years and got an involuntary boner, cause my brain was trained to think im about to fuck if I taste that. So use sparingly.
Make it in advance, put it in the fridge(so if you fuck it up, you can make something else instead of goofing on the first dish). Saffron rice, pappadums/naan(naan with garlic butter).
Better yet, ask her.
what about this
a manhattan filet steak like in foodwishes
with a side of aligot (mashed potatoes with cheese melted in it)
thoughts? i think this would be pretty nice.
Lasagna is always a good choice.
>fairly easy recipe
>can be done in restaurant quality by anyone
>you can prepare it hours before
>no messy kitchen when your guests show up
>doesn't need attention while in the oven, so you can drink a glass of wine with your guests in the meantime
>can be done vegetarian
>everyone likes it