Desesrt Pies

>no cake
>no pie
>have to put sprinkles on buttered bread for any sort of reprieve from Foster's and Marmite at all

Australia truly is a hellhole.

>>7346035
We have laminations instead, and our pies are better than yours just that they're meat instead of your fattening dessert crap.

>>7346069
I hate to break it to you man but meat pies predate Australia by like ten thousand years.

>>7346069
>Aussies actually have a food called lamentations
Are they only for women?

>>7346077
And potatoes predate Ireland but it doesn't change the fact we have the best meat pies in the world and have had them for a long time.

>>7346035

>fosters
>marmite

Thats not Australian at all.

>>7346086
You've got regular, ordinary meat pies.

>>7346084
Underrated post

>classic image.jpg shitposting

>>7346086
>>7346116
Why do Australians take themselves so seriously? It's like they're totally incapable of self-deprecation.

>>7347887
They're probably from Sydney or Melbourne.

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>>7346121
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_pie_(Australia_and_New_Zealand)

>An Australian or New Zealand meat pie is a hand-sized meat pie containing largely diced or minced meat and gravy, sometimes with onion, mushrooms, or cheese and often consumed as a takeaway food snack.

>Former New South Wales Premier Bob Carr launched a childhood obesity summit in 2002, where he told participants that feeding children a diet of meat pies, sausage rolls and chiko rolls was akin to child cruelty.

Meat Pie: Australian for burger

You've never had a dessert pie? Really? Go with apple or raspberry or blackberry. They're fruity, sweet, and go great with ice cream if you want more diabetes in your life.

>>7346069
>retarded australian thinks they're the only ones with savory pies
Not too surprising desu.

>>7346086
>implying ireland has the best potatoes
So are all your perceptions of the world based on what stereotypes you've seen on tv?

>>7347887
They don' have anything else in their lives so they have to maintain some delusion of superiority in shit no one cares about or they'll kill themselves.

>>7346032
where the fucking fuck do you live? perthbro here and the local bakery does a decent variety of sweet pies

>>7346032
Anyone else find abs on a girl absolutely abhorrent?

>>7350338
No you're just a faggot

>>7350338
just means she will put up a better struggle

>>7347887
What!?
I'm a bonger and have met plenty of yanks and Aussies.
Yanks are uptight wankers that cant into banter.
Aussies are chill as fuk

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>>7350353
>claims to be British
>talks like a strayan shitposter
kek, nice try bogan
>mfw an australian aggressively shitposts at me

>>7350346
>Not wanting women that look like 14 y/o boys

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these
tasty as fuck

>>7350357
>not wanting 14 year old boys
where do you think you are?

>>7350355
English and Australian culture are much more closely aligned than the yanks could ever hope to be with any nation ever.

Damn it feels good to have a common wealth

>>7350376
>common wealth
you mean empire right?

>>7350368
On a Cambodian watch repair enthusiast website that likes boys that look like 14 y/o girls

>>7350376
And yet, I still don't believe that >>7350353
was written by anyone other than a dumb Australian (redundant, I know)

>>7350381
Same thing

>>7350385
gary glitter has a watch enthusiast website?