Can't go wrong with the classic sandwich with no pickle.
Spicy chicken sandwich, a fist full of mayonnaise, small fry.
Eat the pickles first, use one packet of mayo on the sandwich, keep the rest for another day. I don't like mayo on much, but damn chick fil a.
I'm sorry, I don't patronize establishments that are founded on hatred and bigotry.
Nah, I'm just joshin', my local Chic fil-a is just obnoxious to get to and it's not worth the effort.
>ask for a hamburger
>they don't have it
>but they have fuckin' cows everywhere on their advertisements
>ask what comes on the chicken sandwich
>i can't be doing that
>order the nuggets
>get one of each sauce
>sit over at a table facing the kids play place playground thing
>get asked to leave because i was staring too hard