how do you get your vitamin A?

bruh, fresh chicken liver is $1.50 per like 2 cup container where im from. why you buyin that canned shit?

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>7340889
such a paragon of health

>>7340889
>even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
Cavities are one thing, gum disease is something else altogether. You may not notice your 3mm pockets...yet, but give it time dumbass. Start flossing and brushing, idiot. In about 5-10 years since your last checkup and great habits, you will start to get thousands in work to start happening.

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I eat things that begin with the letter "A", just as my physician (and Dr. Oz) say

>>7340911
Its pretty stale pasta brah

>>7340905
>>7340911

>being this new

>>7340889
>I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver
The liver has to metabolize it either way.

>(I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
It will happen.