There an easy way to get kvass in the states? Will it keep if I buy it off of amazon or whatever?
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Kwas != podpiwek
Listen here you Polish faggot. I've been to Russia, I tried 3 different bands of kvass. I think I know what kvass is, you fucking idiot. And I know that it's a shitty low-alcohol beer.
All right. Let's break it down:
Kvass is made from fermented bread (which is made from grain)
Beer is made from fermented grain
Kvass is less than 1% alcohol (hence low-alcohol).
Kvass, like beer, tastes shitty, hence "shitty".
Thus kvass is shitty low-alcohol beer. Q.E.D.