we need water to survive dicknose. excuse me if i order an essential life ingredient with my meal. are you serriously calling me a fedora wearing hipster because i order WATER, the most important substance we consume, with my meal? i'm a fedora because i want to supply my body with what it needs to maintain its health? ok then.
You had all day to supply your body with water. You'll have all night afterwards. Don't turn up at a restaurant and start guzzling water like you're a camel who just crossed a desert. Partake of the full restaurant experience or don't go to a restaurant at all.
lol, what the fuck restaurant doesn't have soda?
Also, why would you pick wine over beer in 2016? I mean there are definitely a few specific instances where wine would be a great choice, but for a generic statement like yours its a very odd suggestion
Good ones? Ever been to one? Obviously not. Hence your preoccupation with muh IPA.
Save the carbon dioxide gut bombs for game night with the bros. Goes great with chicken wings, I'm sure.
Where do you live that the good restaurants don't have any soda?
Also Whats with your fixation on anti-IPA, beer has become the drink of choice because its wide variety of delicious options, not because of any one specific style
>Save the carbon dioxide gut bombs
What does this even mean? Gut Bombs? Do you have serious digestive issues? I have so many questions from this statement, like who the fuck has trouble consuming a beer to the point that they can only consider wine? Its not the 80s anymore, good beer is readily available there is little excuse to avoid it in favor of mediocre wine that costs more for so reason
>not asking for both a water and a drink
I don't understand people who just have one or the other. My whole life, I've realised I can better deal with thirst and palate cleansing if I have both.
>live in commiefornia
>restaurants only provide water if asked
>ask every time
In America, restaurants charge 2.00 dollars for iced tea. Water is free. A comparative analysis is 5 cents for a gallon of iced tea, make sense now? If I go to a nice restaurant I will order a bottle of wine, though.
>To drink sir?
>Just some tap water thanks
>Sorry we don't serve tap water here
>Isn't that illegal?
Walked out of the restaurant and went somewhere else. Looked it up when I got home and yep, it's illegal as a business not to provide free tap water on request.
Do refridgerators not provide adequate cooling to your drink before enjoying it?
Why add a gallon of ice to every glas? Doesn't it quickle dilude your soda?
>being over the age of 14
>still drinking soda
Why do Americans not like to mix seltzer and fruit juice? It's basically a juice soda, just without all the added extra shit.
One of the interns refuses to get anything but water when we all go out for dinner after work. I heard a bunch of the girls making fun of him yesterday and speculating over whether or not he was a virgin, I thought this was just a meme.
They're perfectly MOIST pork chops.
Nigga he just countered you hard. You had him beat with a one-two combo but he pulled off a gambit so risky that you just had to fall for it, and that's why he got the upper hand.
Don't be so insecure next time, Anon. Believe in yourself :)
>I should give the restraunt an extra $2 for an overpriced drink
I never drink anything besides water, coffee, and tea anyway, so why the hell should I just get a soda out of nowhere?
>Yes sir, Mr shekelstein; we've planted the restaurant water meme to extract more money from our customers
>Oy vey, keep it up, I'm not made of money here.
A major city where restaurant reviews are international news, rather than written by 88-year-old Marylin Hagerty. The stuff that happens here, you get in bastardized form 20 years later on a pizza chain menu.
iPAs are shit with any meal. The bitterness paired with literally anything destroys any taste you were hoping to have. I'm not ashamed to not like the taste of beer made for English military that had to be loaded with preservatives to make it to India..
>fatty or greasy
You mean normal food, you elitist coastie. Why would I pay for disgusting vegetables and scraps of hipster meat that isn't even deep fried? I'm not insecure so I don't need to put on airs. You think like a woman.