Well, /ck/? Did you know this?

There's a linear correlation between time and toastedness you faglord

But most toasters don't have numbers.

>>7337201
Most numbers don't have toasters

This is an injustice that needs to stop

Lol yeah, i always thought it was the toast level. I'm still going to tell people that i enjoy level 2 toast.

>>7337204
Level 3 here.

>>7337184
>Well, /ck/? Did you know this?
It's not true. It's just a range of doneness with no ISO standards, and varies widely by brand and model.

>>7337200
>implying it's not exponential

>>7337216
This.
RAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDOOOMMMMMMMMMM is what it is what it is.

I don't know what it is about putting words over an image and posting it on facebook or similar cancer sites that makes everyone and their grandma assume it's the absolute truth

>>7337261
Looks like maybe one person took it as truth. Is that everybody? I didn't think I was that person, but I'm not sure anymore.

i'm pretty much the other way round, i assumed they were minutes at first and then i started to doubt it cause it didn't seem like a linear relationship between numbers and time

All of them are different so it may as well be a level.

>>7337217
haha, yeah, it sure seems that way

the difference between perfectly done and producing smoke is just a few seconds

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>He doesn't own a toaster oven

>>7337217
>>7337355

browning does actually accelerate as the toast gets more toasted because the browned toast absorbs more infrared

>he doesn't do level three bagel mode for sandwiches

Put the crunchy part inside so it doesn't cut your mouth and you still get a toast flavor. Or just cook it with butter on a pan because it cooks faster and tastes better

>>7337430
>toasting beard over a minioven

>>7337184
Radiant Toasters are fun.
(Toasters that measure the radiated heat are still manufactured.)
http://www.automaticbeyondbelief.org/

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Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_PK5pXmIY

>>7337200
>linear

>>7337184
I've timed it and that's just false.

>>7337217
>>7339024
Correlation is not equals to relationship you idiots.

>>7337184
In relation to how toasted the bread gets there's not much difference after some time.

>>7338812
>Someone is wrong on the internet, and now you can correct them
Heh

I put the fucker on max and run it twice to cook hashbrown patties to golden brown.