Have you ever won the food lottery?
This is from a bag of Combo's I bought.
They look like dog biscuits.
Did you eat all of the play doh looking stuff?
I once got a huge chunk of pure seasoning in the bottom of a bag of pic related. It was glorious.
Another time we ordered hot 'n' spicy mcchicken sandwiches with extra mayo and they must have been having a giggle because these sandwiches were loaded with mayo. They must have weighed over one pound each and i loved every second of it. I'm 300 lbs but working on it
Had some dollar chicken sandwiches from Burger King. They tasted like they'd been rolled in peanut butter while cooking.
It was delicious. And the only time I didn't regret getting fast food.
I've lost the food lottery before
>in high school
>first time eating fruity pebbles in a long time
>buy a box
>pour a bowl
>go to drink milk out of the bowl at the end
>hit in the teeth by a rock-hard lump of sugar about the size of a golf ball
>never buy fruity pebbles again
Oh yeah. There's this brand of "hot chips" I used to get but they don't sell anymore. In the bag was a golf ball sized ball of the dust powder they use to season the chips. I bit into it and it was disgusting
Why? If you have a medical condition that requires you to avoid gluten then you're stuck with that for life. If you don't have such a medical condition then why on earth are you on a gluten free diet in the first place?
Ordered a bbq chicken pizza from a local place a few weeks ago.
Guy delivers two of them, tells me that they slightly over cooked one and made another for free. Both were delicious.
>base as fuq
He goes to this other website where you post images and stories and kinda blog, and if people like it, they give you an "upvote". It's like a fake internet point, and the whole website is based around trying to come up with the best story or picture so you can get the most upvotes.
>tfw no longer can find jalapeno combos
Thanks for reminding me.
I have an anti-lottery where I accidentally used my prized double-stamped nickel on a bag of Famous Amos. There was a kid in my high school who was an expert on coins and when I told him he told me he hoped they were the greatest bag of my life.
It is only healthier to live without gluten if you have an allergy to it. Otherwise avoiding gluten is retarded. Less gluten means less protein and more carbs, fats, and fillers in your food. Less gluten is less smart breh
A few times.
usually fast food related
>double yolked egg
>got a free slushie from taco bell for unknown reasons
>at the same taco bell there was no one at the drive-thru to take orders, pull around and they give me all my shit for free for the "inconvenience"
>go to mcdonalds to order breakfast, dude at cashier window tells me to keep moving, got all my shit for free
the kicker is i don't even eat fast food often
>go to jack in the box
>place small order
>pulled up to window, pay
>received somebody else's order by mistake
>huge bag of food
>Order some cheapest cheseburger, fries and drink
>Take bag and drink
>Open bag at red light
>Two expensive burgers and crisscut fries
>My cost $6
>Food received $15
>bag of old three month old combos left in hot car
>cheese flavored filling melts out and pools up in the bottom of the bag
>poor fag OP stumbled on it while he was scavenging for food in his filthy car
>winning the lottery
>I trick people into giving me things that belong to someone else
lol something similar happened to me at carls jr
>in drive thru
>guy in front of me gets his order
>starts driving away, but stops still a few feet later, and just stays there for a while
>get my order
>given two bags but all i ordered were two cheap chicken sandwiches
>oh well, drive home
>second bag filled with large fries and some expensive burger, prolly like $7 worth of food
>turns out the guy in front of me probably drove away before getting all of his order
>too scared to return to that carls jr because i'm paranoid they'll think i intentionally committed theft or something
But you said you get in the drive thru line but don't place an order. Then you drive to the window and instead of saying "i didn't order anything, I just pulled into the drive thru because I'm a dumbfuck" you reach out and take the bag of food?
There's a lot of holes in your story pal. Many places have you pay and receive your order at the same window. What do you do then, just abort and then you've wasted your time? No, you've never done it. You're one of those internet liars people warned me about. Nothing more pathetic than a thief except some faggot on the internet lying about being a thief.
If you hand me a bag of food that wasn't intended for me that is on you 100%. Like what the fuck is your logic, if I hand you a $100 bill I'm not going to bitch when you take it.
Fucking retards. Like I'm going to say no when someone literally hands me free food.
A few months back I opened a bag of pic related which are all individually wrapped. I found one that was perfectly sealed with no candy inside. Just an air pocket. I still have it around and treasure it very much.
You're commiting feaud by knowing taking food that isn't for you.
This isn't even a case of someone out of nowhere just handed you food that was intended for someone else, you are purposefully driving through the drive through without making an order, in order to pretend to someone else who has in fact ordered and paid for food.
You're morally a thief (possibly legally, depending on jurisdiction) and definitely committing fraud.
They wouldn't think you're a thief, they probably told the guy to pull forward and then they absentmindedly gave you his second bag of food.
This happened to me at Taco Bueno, except as I was driving away the cashier ran in front of my car flailing her arms while screaming "WAIT THAT'S THE WRONG ORDER"
Justify it however you want, 60 IQ fastfoodfag. The point stands that you LITERALLY HAND ME food without any other action from me. If you give me something I am going to take it, it is your retarded self that gave the wrong person something. This is why fastfoodfags are in that occupation, and I have no qualms taking advantage of that. This would never hold up in court when they willingly hand me something themselves. The foodbitches are GIVING ME ITEMS WILLINGLY. If they are fucking up who it is supposed to go to it is on them and not at all surprising.
So again, what your saying is, unless a through system of checks and balances, including photographic Id and membership are introduced, to dissuade your theft, you will just keep stealing?
>GIVING ME ITEMS WILLINGLY
Only because they are under the impression that you paid for them.
This is top knotch trolling. I know I'm being trolled yet i continue to reply. Well played, anon
>order 5 spicy tendies at popeyes
>they give me 9 and an extra biscuit
I've had a couple packages of fruit snacks (shark bites, et al) from childhood and more recently a box of Dots where one piece was much softer than the rest and extremely, unusually tart and flavorful. Like they forgot an ingredient, or something ran out at the end of a batch. I'd eat a whole box of just those.
>order country bowls and some wedges for lunch at KFC one day
>my food comes quick and I'm out the door
>open my bag to see if they gave me napkins
>no sign of napkins or the wedges I ordered
>grab my receipt and ask them if I can have my wedges please
>guy grabs a big togo box and puts all the wedges they had at the moment into it and gives it to me
>go and eat lunch with my gf
>realize I forgot napkins again
Once got a Kit-Kat Chunk bar from a KFC restaurant. They were giving them out for free as a side with a Big Krunch combo. It was supposed to be one of those caramel-on-top kit kat crunches.
Went home, plopped down to eat my meal. Entire fucking bar was 100% chocolate throughout with no wafer. Still had the Caramel. It was one of the best things I've ever eaten
I once ordered 18 cheeseburgers from Burger King and paid with $30. The Asian guy at the register was so flustered he gave me back $20 in change and gave me a few extra burgers too.
Unrelated to that part of the story, but I spent the rest of the weekend getting wasted on an Indian reservation and eating burgers.
if you want free fast food, just skip the first window and drive right to the second window for pickup. 20% of the time they won't know you haven't paid yet and they'll just hand you your food and you can speed off before anyone even notices.
This remained me of one time I won the drive through lottery.
>several years ago
>out with friends drinking
>decide to get drunk Wendy's on the way home
>at a packed Wendy's because it's on a small highway and everyone else that was out is doing the same thing
>order, pay, get our food
>remain at window because we needed like straws or something and the lady walked away immediately after handing us the food
>30 seconds later a different lady comes to the window and hands us another bag and gives us a 'have a nice night'
In retrospect we were kind of dicks and probably only got like $7 in free food.
>drive thru fazolis
>as I'm leaving, notice no breadsticks
>debate it momentarily, but return
>tell them nicely I didn't get any
>get like 15 breadsticks
Don't have a picture but I got some cool ranch doritos and they were absolutely smothered in the ranch flavoring. I savored that because most of the time they're so underflavored it's not even worth it half the time.
>working the graveyard shift
>jack in the box and some taco shops are the only thing open at night
>go to jacks because I had mexican food a few days ago and wanted something else
>see that they brought back the chipotle chicken sandwich order one and some fries
>get the order and drive back to work
>I got two chipotle chicken sandwiches for only 5 monies.
Made my shitty night seem less shitty.
larger cities often have the two window system to cut down on the time required, instead of paying when you get to the food window, you can pay halfway to the food window and just get your shit and go when it's your turn.
>at Five Guys with girlfriend
>order 2 hot dogs, one with bacon just to try it
>girlfriends burger doesn't have any cheese she ordered
>no bacon on one of my dogs
>asked for onions on both, no onions
>tell the cook they fucked up my order
>"Oh we have new cooks while assembling so we'll fix your order"
>they don't even take back our food
>receive two hot dogs both with bacon and a burger for free
Bacon was okay but a little too crispy
So you're saying America, the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave (God Bless) who does fast food better than anybody, the country that first put man on the moon, can't figure out it's own invention? Fast food drive thrus?
>as I was driving away the cashier ran in front of my car flailing her arms while screaming "WAIT THAT'S THE WRONG ORDER"
>at the mall with mom
>it's just about closing time for all the stores
>near the exit is a sarpinos
>decide I want a slice of pizza before they close
>the guys are cleaning the tables and closing down when I get there
>since I worked in food before and iktfb, I sheepishly ask them if they're still open to give me a slice, but if they closed down the register then never mind
>the workers tell me that actually we didn't manage to sell 3 pizzas and a shit load of breadsticks, and he'll give it all to me for 10 bucks
>for the next few weeks my mom and I went back to that same sarpinos every few nights for some leftover pizzas and shit that we'd take home and freeze
>eventually this one night we went back and all the worker bros that gave us the leftover stuff have been replaced with different dudes
>they tell us that they no longer give out leftovers
Those few weeks were great. As a Chinese American, growing up I ate the same old cooking all the time. It was awesome eating pizza every day for them days
I'm still convinced those emplyees were just pocketing the money from food they would have thrown out regardless.
I was eating cheese balls a while back and got one that was nothing but compressed cheese powder in a ball.
Best day I've ever had.
Like those awesome 3D Doritos? And how sometimes you'd get random ones in full packs and have an instant flashback to the place you bought your first pack of 3D doritos all those years ago?(shit, they still sold Lays back then. Their chicken ones were the bomb).
>working night shift
>Google says local pizza hut is open till 12
>arrive at 1150 on my way home to pick up pizza
>they said they were closed,forgot to lock door. They had my pizza though
>gave me pizza for free and breadsticks, in exchange for a good review
Shit was tiggggght
foldie potato chip
just often enough to be special
always fucking tasty
look out French onion dip, you about to be scooped like a Boss!
i bought some red fresno peppers today
a handsome amount, as i regularly prepare my own salsas
anyway the cashier asked me what kind they are as they always do so i told her they are red fresnos, 2.99/pound.
she became very flustered at this point and said "im just going to ring them up as jalepenos," which come in at a mere 69 cents per pound
i obliged her
Reminds me of when I lost the food lottery.
This was almost 16 years ago when I was hanging out with my cousins, we were all hungry and there was nothing to eat except for cereal.
So we all pour a bowl, and started eating, I was 3 bites in when my older cousin told me to stop.
I almost didn't take him seriously because we were 9 and acted dumb around each other.
The cereal was probably a year old and it was teeming with baby maggots. They sort of blended in with the cereal too so when I finally noticed I started crying.
>get some beef jerky from a vending machine
>it drops two bags
>> Actively seek the cracked and broken sunflower seeds in a bag of David's Bbq seeds.
>> Hit lottery every time I find one of those delicious burnt husk things.
I don't even know if its food.
Also, one time I bought a bag of potstickers, opened it up and it was one giant aborted dumpling. Not the lottery at all.
Oh my god, this one time I was going to put sedan on a ramen, but when I shook nothing came out. I turned it upside down and looked at the hole and there were all these maggot/worm/larvae/whatever. Absolutely horrifying.