You fuckers ready to see my drunk ass cook some god damn sirloin fucking steak because in too much of a poorfag to buy a better cut?
Always remember to get your broke ass some fine spirits. In this case some Cactus Motherfucking Cooler and E&J brandy.
As far as brandy goes that is cheap, but you really need to get some cheap malt liquor if your ass is truly broke. Then again if you were truly broke you'd have ground beef (or no meat at all)
>three limo captchas
BUT BACK TO THIS MOFUCKIN STEAK.
THREW SOME TLC ON THAT BITCH. I MEAN SALT AND PEPPA.
Never said bad m8 just not top tier.
Now cookin up some butterand shit because Alton told me this is how shit be.
>using preground anything
>that weak as fuck salt job
>using kosher salt on a steak
>preping your meat on a dinner plate
>using preminced garlic
This is already an absolute fail and is going to end one of two ways.
Either blue rare with a shit sear or 900 F internal temp with a charcoal exterior.
Alright boys settle down you can be ladies now because now im cooking for my veg. Gf.
But it's not even a burger at this point.
Why not just eat vegetables then instead of doing so much extra work to make them look like a real burger so you can pretend you're a functioning member of society?
I mean, a burger is more form than substance. A burger doesn't have to be beef, it could be turkey, pork, or whatever it is that goes into a veggieburger.
Never had a veggieburger, but I imagine it'd be a lot like a falafel.
But it really isn't. When you buy a burger, you buy it because it's a portable ground meat sandwich not some eldrich abomination of digested vegetable product that looks like it could have come directly out of a goats asshole.
Love salads too, my favorite is caesar. Always a struggle when I go to restaurants to get an actual entree instead of a chicken caesar.
My girlie likes the burgs. I dont complain. She sucks my peepee so nbd. FINAL PRODUCT.
good job you trashed the steak
btw give my shirt back pls
Look forward to another drunk ass sirloin tomorrow night. Imma change it up.
It was p. Good senpai. Lets try again tomorrow homie.