Help, guys, I fucked up.
I suck at cooking. I can barely make decent pancakes and omlettes. I recently hooked up with a nice girl and I told her that I love cooking and I'm good at it. She's coming over tomorrow and probably expects me to make something nice.
What are some nice dishes even retards can make to impress a girl?
AB's ramen radiators.
Almost idiot proof, yet impressive.
Why do people lie about shit like that? If you can't cook an omelette or a pancake now you aren't going to learn how to in a day or two.
some kind of stew, risotto, soup and soda bread, vegetable lasagne/moussaka, ratatouille, ligurian pesto pasta, shepherd's pie, chicken schnitzel, baked crumbed cod, glazed salmon, gumbo, green curry, tartiflette
Just tell us where you live, OP, and maybe someone can recommend something decent to order in or pick up, and you can just make an excuse.
You're basically fucked if you try to cook something, and your only real option is making up some excuse anyways.
Make her a pasta. Lots of pasta + sauces are easy as hell to make well but still sophisticated in flavour. And if you get laid you won't make a God awful performance from eating a huge meal.
Maybe try a homemade pesto, all you need to do is blitz the ingredients in a blender. Just keep it simple bro
Medium rare sirloin, baked potato, salad with Dijon vinaigrette. Make the dressing in front of her. Serve the food on actual plates with metal flatware. Red wine in a wine glass. Look her in the eye when you converse, listen more than talk.
go for homemade tomato sauce and some basic penne, u basically put butter and fresh tomatoes in a pot and boil it down, super easy and impressive sprinkle some herbs on that shit and your good, I suck at cooking too but this came out decent for me
Buy linguine, fresh red chilli, cherry tomatoes, garlic and frozen prawns. While the linguine's cooking, fry the prawns in butter with chopped garlic and chilli. Add the tomatoes with about a minute to go. Put it all to one side once it's cooked and turn off the heat.
Put the cooked pasta in the frying pan (inc. the jus from cooking the prawns) and add an egg white. Stir the pasta around to evenly distribute the jus and re-add the prawns, tomato and chilli. You could chuck some chopped parsley on top if you want to get fancy, but there's no need.
Really easy and doesn't take more than 15 minutes start to finish.