i did this recipe for awhile, but I have now gone back to my old method, which is to bit of butter in a hot pan, let it melt, crack the egg on the melted butter, then just break the yolk and 1 light scramble while i stare out the window and sip coffee wondering what the hell ive done with my life.
fucking told. you sure made that joke again. well wow impressive man
0:59 WHO DAT AT DE DOOR?!
Japan flew a couple planes into our boats so we created a team of people to figure out how to split atoms just so we could wipe two of their cities off of the map.
Have you ever heard of an Angry Whopper?
Do you not understand the fucking MEANING of FLAVORTOWN?
Traditional recipes call for X
...but that's not how I do it