What's your favorite flavor of pop tarts. I'm a simple

>>7315450
if there's any danes here, isn't this just a cheap version of a hindbærsnitte that you toast?

>>7315450
>Also is there any thing better than toasted pop tarts and a glass of milk?
toasted pop tarts and a glass of milk while fucking your mom

I like the wildberry ones.

>>7315450
Not to derail the thread, but why the fuck don't people just buy toaster strudel instead? They taste way better and they cost about the same. The only advantage to pop tarts is they are shelf stable and have a larger variety.

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>>7315492
Also, pic related to answer OP's question

1a. Smores
1b. Maple Brown Sugar
2. Everything else
900000000000001. Anything with "fruit" flavor

>>7315510

>ew it's a fruit flavor, better throw it in the trash with the rest of the fruit

>>7315492
I believe you answered your own question.

Blueberry is my personal favorite.

>>7315492
OP here

I don't know, I always forget about buying toaster strudels and I always see pop tarts placed on or near the end of aisles. Guess I fell for the meme. Strudels pretty delicious though

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>>7315450
Cherry and wild berry are g.o.a.t.

OP here

I forgot about raspberry, they're a close second

The brown sugar ones are my all-time fave
runner up is Raspberry.

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I always liked the Wild Grape ones because they looked like a Rupture Farms food product.

I like Blueberry and Chocolate Fudge the best.
S'mores, Cherry, Strawberry, and Wild Berry are all solid as well.
I don't like anything peanut butter based, or those fucking hot fudge sundae ones, I remember even 13-year-old me was sickened by how sugary they were.

Strawberry and brown sugar are the worst flavors and for some reason stores order a fuck load of these two.

>toasted
smores, cinnamon brown sugar
>non toasted
strawberry, cherry

>>7315721
Strawberry is W.O.A.T

They don't taste right

>>7315632
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and cookie dough

Based cinnamon because when I was young my mother would buy the Costco strawberry and cinnamon box which had less cinnamon than strawberry and my dad would enjoy the rare cinnamons and I would have to be happy with the strawberry but now I'm a big boy and can get the cinnamon myself.

I haven't had Pop-tarts in forever, but I loved the chocolate chip ones especially. I would always break them in half and dip them in milk.

I always like the ones you could draw on when I was younger

Red Velvet ones are pretty good too

The "desert" Poptarts like Cookies and Creme or Cookie Dough are AMAZING if they are FROZEN. You got to try frozen Poptarts sometime. That is the only way I will eat them.

Do they have peanut butter pop tarts? I bet those would be pretty good.

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>>7316317
HOLY SHIT WHAT I NEED THIS

also pic related master race

>>7316330
ask and you shall receive peasant

Wild Berry are the GOAT. Has anyone tried the new watermelon ones? I'm curious as to how those are.

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Come on now

The only flavor of pop tarts is clearly the best.
Strawberry

Unfrosted strawberry, piping hot. Runner up is hot s'mores.

>>7315450
My nigga. Cherry is my flavor as well.

>>7316330
Peanut butter and strawberry jelly a best

Anyone else freeze their pop tarts?

>>7317069
I tought I was the only one men

>>7317069
Brown sugar and cinnamon frozen is the only I'd eat

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Am i confirmed nigger?

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>>7315450
>be me
>work in an office
>office plans pop tart lunch one day
>everyone agrees to bring a different kind
>so many poptarts i've never tried before
>it's beautiful
>on the table is an unopened box of unfrosted blueberry
>mfw
>no one admits to bringing it
>no one eats it
>everyone is grossed out
>it's like someone took a shit on the table

>>7315483
>>7315573
>>7315632
Only correct answers
>>7315510
Non fruit flavors are too rich, kill yourself.

>>7319280
>too rich

Beta male detected

>>7317069
only good frozen ones are like the smores or chocolate ones
strawberry is best room temperature
brown sugar is best toasted

>>7315450
Smores, hot fudge sundae, and classic brown sugar cinnamon, plus red velvet when I can find them. Wildberry and strawberry are also great.
>>7315480
Never seen these but I'd like to try them.

>>7319277
I had unfrosted pop tarts once

Once

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>>7319284
Do these stars look beta you enormous faggot? Do they have s'more or cinnamon USA flag pop tarts? No? probably because those flavors are for women with hormone induced chocolate cravings.

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>>7319318
Now that's a true American

>>7315450
Blueberry, Cinnamon, Fudge, and Cookies and Cream are my favorite.

>>7319358
And Smores, can't forget smores.

>>7315450
As far as i know they don't make my favorite flavor anymore.

Apple cinnamon no frosting it had cinnamon sprinkled on it.

Best goddamn poptarts.

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The Reese ones. In fact, upon googling for an image, I can't seem to find any of the box I had. There's the "Gone Nutty", but thats the kind they have in America. Here in Canada, I saw legit Reese branded Poptarts. At a really old chinese convenience store, so maybe they were old stock. Came in fuckin gold foil wrapping too.

The box didnt look like this, but was close.

Fruit wise: Grape (which I don't think they make anymore), nonfruit: Smores.

>>7319468
Never happened kid.

>>7315573
Whatever you say Based Terrell

this is the most amerifat thread ever

enjoy your busted innards and type 2 beetus, you bunch of jabbas.

>>7322543
If they were a thing in New Zealand, I'd have one as a dessert every so often

but no way I'd have one for breakfast

>>7316329
Can confirm. Any of the chocolatey ones are excellent frozen.

As a rule of thumb, whenever i get a new flavor ill freeze a pack, eat a pack room temp, and toast a pack to see which tastes best for that flavor. I have an excel spreadsheet somewhere for my studies but dont be an autist like me

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>>7315450
Good choice

I'm a regular ol' fsted s'berry man