You'll want to start with a highly processed meat, and eat it in large quantities by itself until you are almost full. Follow it now with fibrous raw vegetables, such as lettuce, carrots, green beans, etc, but try to keep it to just one type for digestion efficiency. Now follow all of that with whole fat milk (bovine) until you can handle anymore.
Try not to move around too much, especially if you are fit and healthy so you can give your food time to build up its brew inside your gut. Play vidya, watch a movie or two, and so on.
You should produce some absolutely awful farts, and depending on your gut ph, hydration, and environmental temperature, you'd likely raise the dead.
Used these tactics when having fart wars with my gf.
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