I think I would low roast the mud in an oven at 140F for 6 hours so it becomes nice and tender, then garnish it with some left over dry dirt flakes. For my side, I'm thinking mashed mud and mud gravy, and just to even things out I'll steam up some mud and garnish it with a little Himalayan pink sea salt, or possibly a Hawaiian black sea salt.
>>7300556 >Jack stands in the kitchen and smiles at the camera 'Hey how ya doin! Are you guys excited like I am? Today we're doing Haitian mud cookies and I don't know how its gonna turn out, I haven't tried it, but we're gonna find out >Jack shows his ingredients to the camera 'So we've got standard mud cookie ingredients... brown mud, vanilla extract, dash of salt, mayo, salsa and some white mud' >Jack adds the ingredients to a bowl, 300 grams of brown mud, 50 grams white mud, 200 grams mayo, 100 grams salsa, and a teaspoon of vanilla extract with some salt 'OK guys I know that normally we beat cookies and cook them in the oven but today I'm using Aunt Myrna's mayo mud cookie machine, as seen on TV, this is a really great product guys, I've used it before, those cookies will be brown, but not brown and burnt like I want the Palestinians, just the right shade' >Jack pours the batter into the cookie machine and turns it on without preheating it first >Jack opens the machine revealing slightly undercooked mud cookies slightly pink on the outside 'Huh.... beautiful... this thing works great' >The camera cuts to a mud cookie on a plate 'Well lets cut into this... god it smells amazing' >Jack cuts into the cookie, mud juices run across the plate 'Beautiful' >Jack bites into the cookie in slow motion 'Delicious... this turned out great... and remember guys AUNT MYRNA'S MAYO MUD COOKIE MACHINE. You can get it at Wal Mart in the US, if you live overseas, I don't recommend this recipe, this is the authentic method' >Video ends, someone leaves hate comment, gets deleted
>>7300705 The Third World used to be anyone who was neutral in the Cold War.
So places like Switzerland was the Third World.
Now Third World refers to hell holes the like that no one's seen before, as civil wars and ethnic cleansing and corrupt politicians tear down infrastructure and line their own wallets and keep people poor.
There's some... I don't know. He's a politician in one of these countries and he said he'd love to invite the British Imperials back. They gave them roads and schools for the resources, where as the Chinese are just taking htem.
>>7300603 >Truth is edgy. Guess the truth really does hurt, huh anon? >>7300690 >Corrupt francophones. Yeah, they just HAPPEN to be black guys, lets ignore the HDI is the only African-tier one in the western hemisphere, dey dindu nuffin.
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