How do you prepare for a buffet?

I assume I'm going out for a meal and do the same thing I'd do for any other meal.

I also avoid looking up what they might have, as being surprised is part of the experience.

>>7297311
I spin in circles so I can turn 360 degrees and walk away when I get there

>>7297330
How is walking forwards gonna help me?

I used to not eat for the entire day before going to the buffet but nowadays i couldn't care less so I just take it as a regular dinner outing

>>7297334
Learn to moonwalk, you knee-deep in vaginal blood suck face.

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>strarve except for breakfast
>lift on the day or the day previous
>take a massive shit right before

>get baked
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>>7297364
Fuckin degenerate. Colorado is like a real life containment thread for you lazy fuckers

>>7297382

I don't even smoke, but people who call other degenerate, or spam DUDE WEED LMAO memes, are much worst than the people who mention pot in passing.

>>7297391
I know m8 I was joking. I'm actually about to go rip a bowl here in a few minutes.

Nothing better than getting lit and cooking some dank ass teriyaki salmon.

>>7297400
Shit posting and joking are two separate things. If both of your posts were combined it would be joking.

I don't go to buffets. I cook too much and eat too much on occasion.

>>7297334
Doesn't matter if you spin 360 degrees or 36. You're walking AWAY FRKM IT. Opposite of walking TO something.

I eat nothing but cabbage for a week to expand my stomach, and the day before eat nothing at all to build my appetite.

Just like the professionals.

>>7297530
That's absolutely false

>>7297529

Fuck off back to your containment board.

>>7297529
hello faggit.

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>>7297311
I like to get stoned and drunk before going to a buffet. I did it earlier this week at an all you can eat sushi place. Shit was so cash

>>7297639

dude FUCK you im at work now i need unagi

why do you hurt others anon

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>>7297382
>Implying that Colorado is the one and only place in Earth where people smoke pot

>>7297362
Wrong. U save the shit and shit halfway through your meal so U cand go back 4 more

>>7297330
>>7297334
>>7297509
wow

>goto buffet
>put small mouthfuls of food on the plate
>try each mouthful to see whether I like it or not
>Do this for every station of the buffet
>Do this for desserts but split them with my partner
>Leave buffet feeling happy and not too bloated

>>7297311

you eat ahead of time so you aren't hungry enough to eat the heat lamp food that's been collecting people's germs for hours.

>>7297311
Usually get it sprung on me.
Go there don't fill up on rice.
Go for the primo stuff.
Take a respectable amount of time maybe order 2 drinks so stop the guilt of eating into their profits so much.
Fuck you for making the plates smaller it just means more washing up