Pizza secrets...

Pizza. Girl is obviously a Klingon.

She's a qt

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A good pizza is all about the anchovies.

Everything else is just a matter of preference.

cast iron frying pan

>>7294900
i make pizzas on baking sheets, if you put them on the lowest rack they can get a nice crust on the bottom. i bake them at 375F for 20-25 minutes. people always say to bake them at the hottest temperature your oven will go to, but that only works if you have a baking stone and thin pizza. i like mine a little thicker, and this method seems to make the best crust. make sure you move the pizza to a cooling rack so it doesn't get soft from steam.

i guess the pizza but i was molested and abused soon after i was able to form memories and any kind of intimacy gives me flashbacks like a war vet and makes me want to vomit

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>>7294900
if the girl will do anything then i'd pick the girl and i'd make her play undertale while I watch.

>>7294900
put milk in the dough

>>7294935
Casual.

>>7294971
Never tried that with pizza dough. Whenever I make meatballs for pasta I soak white bread in milk and mix it in with the meat.

>>7294971
Doesn't pizza hut do that?

>>7294900
How many pizzas could I force the girl to make me in one night?

Check out Slice on serious eats. They have cool recipes and interesting reads about homemade pizza.

>>7295001
Probably about 6 or so, provided you already had the ingredients to quantity, but she doesn't look like she'd be very apt. They'd all 6 probably suck.

Me?: I'd trade the digestive/nutritional property of the whole pizza for a replenishing pizza for one night. So I could sit there and eat that 'za for ~12 hrs str8 and never feel full and not get fat [heartbern'd].

The girl could watch.

I would probably end up getting naked but it wouldn't be anything sexual. Just more efficient for eating cleanup.

>>7294900
>pepperoni pizza
I'd rather eat a raw onion head.

>>7296244
SOME

>>7294931
>i guess the pizza but i was molested and abused soon after i was able to form memories and any kind of intimacy gives me flashbacks like a war vet and makes me want to vomit

fugg

>>7294931
I know this isn't what you want to hear at all, but I want to hug you and tell you everything will be ok.

>>7294931
top kek

http://www.thelondoner.me/2012/05/proper-pizzas.html

>>7296636

That pizza looks like shit.

>>7294917
/thread

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>>7295381

DORK

>>7294900
Her face when I release this dick.

>>7294900
Does she disappear into think air, or do i have to bury the body?

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>>7294900
How can I either make or find a pizza restaurant that serves pizza like in the OP pic?

That pizza is served at Masa Pizza in Los Angeles. There are several more photos on google images.

>>7297599
Do you mean deep dish? Try Lou Malnati's or Giordano's if you're in the Chicago area.

>>7297627

>where do i find chicago style pizza
>go to chicago

It's actually nothing that special, and can be made at home if you have any baking/cooking experience at all.

Just look up some recipes and try it yourself. If it turns out underwhelming it's probably not (all) your fault.

>>7297599
Never done it but seems pretty intuitive.
>deep pan
>lots of cheese
>sauce and toppings on top of cheese
wa la.

>>7297641
I always heard you couldn't make true deep dish pizza at home because home ovens can't get hot enough.

Or perhaps this was a lie spread by the Chicago pizza parlor racket?

>>7297652
You can somehow nigger rig your oven to go over 500 degrees but I've never done it. There's truth to it though, a good pizza parlor will always be better than home because the ovens get to like 800 degrees

>>7296660
She thought it was a toothpick.

the pizza's i've made the crust is always the issue. it always seems a little too bready.

>>7294900
Is that miley Cyrus before she went all vegan and shaved her head?

>>7297719
No

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ill upload all my pizzer, just because. crit if you want.

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>>7297671
No. This is a toothpick dick reaction.

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ooooooo

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>>7297989
Great Picture
Solid choice of toppings

8/10 would slice.

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Best pizza incoming

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>>7297958
>that presentation

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>>7294900
Just made this tonight.

I get my dough from work but I make my own sauce. Just know if you make any of the ingredients it's going to take a lot of tweaking before its just right. I use a perforated pizza pan and a roller docker to get a slightly crispy crust.

>>7294900
when adding veggies, use cooked or dried ones if you can if it's thick. The excess water of fresh ones will make ur 'za watery.

I would choose the girl to do the dishes and clean my house.

I tried a pizza dough recipe that had instant milk as an ingredient today. I would definitely recommend it, made the crust a nice golden brown when cooked in my cast iron pan.

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r9k makes interesting pizza

>>7296305
BODY

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>>7294922
>meme pan

>>7294989
>>7294971
why?

>>7297989
What type of cheese do you use?
If it's just gouda or something then 5/10

>>7294931
Zozzle, strangers with this amount of honesty maker me go a big rubbery one

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>>7299702
>meme meme