What kind of rolls do you serve with dinner /ck/?
I'm gonna be entertaining my ex and her new bf and I really want everything to be stellar.
Well, to tell the truth, I had a not-so-recent break-up that I still couldn't get totally over, and I avoid talking with my ex.
If I was in your situtation, I'd probably lace the rolls with poison.
This is a bad idea. Get back with her after she dumps this guy. Ok, fine. Don't like make them a meal. That's really weird, dude. Only way this isn't weird is if you were all friends way before anybody was dating anyone, or if you had no intention of dating her again. Fucking rolls. Who cares? Serve whatever you want at your sad ass dinner party.
Cornbread master race here. Serve with butter and a little pepper marinated vinegar. Yes sir.
It came from the crippling inadequacy white males feel, meaning they can only get off if their wife is satisfied, something their micropenises could never hope to achieve. Ironically, the bull doesn't care if their wives cum but does it anyway. She also benefits from his superior genetic diversity.
I just like normal home made yeast rolls. I don't know if I'm suppose to respond to OPs actual question or be a faggot and comment on stupid shit. But normal yeast rolls like you would make on Holiday.
1 2/3 cup milk, lukewarm
5 cups bread flour
2 envelopes (or 4 teaspoons) active dry yeast
2 3/4 teaspoons salt
3 tablespoons sugar
1/2 cup unsalted butter, at room temp
2 eggs, at room temp
1 egg, beaten (to brush the tops with)
Combine the yeast, sugar, and milk together in a large mixing bowl, and stir to dissolve. Let sit until yeast proofs (bubbles). Mix flour and salt together in another bowl. To the yeast mixture, mix in the eggs and butter. The butter doesn't need to be completely incorporated, as it will distribute more as you knead the dough. Mix the flour/salt mixture into the wet ingredients, a cup at a time, until a soft dough forms. Turn out onto a floured board and knead well (usually for 10 minutes or so) until the dough, when stretched, forms a fine membrane or window. (There's also the "earlobe" test. Pinch the dough, and if it feels soft and pliable like your earlobe, it's ready).
Warm a bowl with hot water, then dry and oil the bowl. Put dough in, cover with plastic wrap and let it rise for 1 hour.
From here, you can form the dough into whatever kind of rolls you like. I usually do it the easy way and make cloverleaf rolls by portioning the dough into small balls and putting three balls into each cup of a muffin tin.
Once rolls are formed, cover with a towel and let rise for about an hour.
Preheat oven to 350F. Brush tops of rolls with beaten egg and bake for 13 minutes or until golden brown on top.
You can also do this recipe in a stand mixer with a dough hook.
Don't let the trolls frazzle you anon. Act beta around her new bf so he doesn't get concerned about the two of you talking then bang your ex. Be the 'gay beta bff' while you're slamming her on the side