/ck/, what is the best Food Network show and why is it Barefoot Contessa?
in before someone mentions she denied a Make a Wish kid
God forbid she has scheduling conflicts and can't drop them to visit a kid the hospital at 6am on one day only and bring him foie gras and shit
Because yes, I can totally afford the ingredients she uses, since I too am a multimillionaire with lots of time.
(Actually, her recipes are pretty damn great, as long as you replace the ludicrous ingredients with normalfag equivalents)
Food Network's strategy (along with Cooking Channel) to make a new cooking show.
>put together everyone on contract that no one gives a shit about
>get forgotten celebrities
>SHOW AD NAUSEUM
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I hate her so much. Obnoxious attitude about her where she thinks she so much better than everyone else. Her dishes use ingredients that are out of budget for the average viewer. She's a nobody that married into money and probably had her husband buy her the airtime for the show. Yeah sure everyone else on Food Network sucks but she's the biggest suck.
Cut Throat Kitchen
>Alton is charismatic as fuck
>chink judge guy has pretty good taste
>fun as hell to watch
>Again, Alton is charismatic as fuck
I really like anything with him in it though, I find Good Eats to be maximum comfy.
God I fucking hate that fat disgusting, boring bitch.
Worst fucking person on fucking any cooking channel. I don't know how anyone can stand her.
Worse than that stupid sandwhich king cuck and that annoying tattooed inmate sanchez.
>watching food network
>contestant on chopped makes roasted chicken
>"yeah this really reminds me of eating a hacked up chicken in mexico..."
DID YOU HEAR ME GUYS? I SAID I'M A MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!