We post delicious burgers. Burgers only

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>>7264118

>>7264118
Do you guys ever wonder if we might have been able to do a bit better with the hamburger? I see pulled pork in that, and instinctively I know it's an excellent idea. But as to the burger's actual construction, I feel like pulled pork would fall out very easily.

I wonder if buns would work better as a pouch.

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Paid $13 for this fucker

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>>7264120
>tfw you tried to invent a hybrid bacon, cheese, and fried chicken burger patty but it fell apart

>>7264120
Look, I see what you're saying, but I really think this progressive burgerism is going too far.

So a little bit of pork or onions fall off? It's fine, just be careful and keep it over the plate for an extra second. We don't need to protect people from falling burger debris, we can trust them to be able to cope.

God bless america,bugers,and greatest ally.

American BBQ is the best.

Fuck your burgers.

>>7264122

I dried watermelon and pulverized the result into a powder, mixed it with flour and used that to coat chicken before frying it.

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>>7264118

>>7264123
See, what you do is eat the Burger OVER the French fries, so when the crumbs fall off, you can eat them with the potatoes!

>>7264121
Gerbage

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>>7264127
What is that muslim cock sandwich, this is burger thread only

>>7264128
Five guys my nigga

>>7264130
canned cheeseburger? now I have seen everything. prrobably tastes like shit too.

Friendly Burger Reminder: If the burger is ground beef, get it well done. If it's chopped steak get your preferred temperature (medium rare - medium)

>>7264123
We might be holding burgers back from reaching their true potential.

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>>7264118

>we post cancer-causing food

>>7264126
Gonna try this on the weekend Tbh

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>>7264130
Germany what the fug?

>>7264137
We don't know that, what if it already is? We can hardly deny that, aside a few topping changes, the relative state of the burger has been largely unchanged in generations. What good can come from fundamentally altering the burger? It's irresponsible change for the sake of change.

>>7264129
This guy gets it. We don't need to change the burger, we just need to understand it more.

>>7264138
Every smoked food cause cancer anos
Oxygen cause cancer
Sun light cause cancer
Analgesics cause cancer
Timbits cause cancer

>>7264138
Found the faggot

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1 lb of beefy goodness

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Fugg

>>7264120
Stop trying to play god

>>7264144
>>7264145
Those are retarded. How can you even bite one of those?

>>7264142
>>7264143

found the morbid laradasses

>>7264130
yikes

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>>7264130
Omg nooooooo.

>>7264149
Yeah cuz eating meat lettuce cheese tomatoes and onions in a bun makes you a Fatass. Faggot go eat your carrots

>>7264126
>dried watermelon

Sounds.. Different.

I'm going to try to make a burger inspired by that.

>burger
>Swiss cheese
>dried wodamelm
>fried chicken breast
>tomaters
>leddis
>toasted bun

I shall call it the niggerburger.

I want to add blue cheese, but that would be too much for a nigger's palate. I need to stick to the theme.

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Fuck you, /pol/. I'm on a diet.

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>>7264118
From the "Burger Priest"

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Fun fact: this is what passes for a burger in the UK

>>7264130
Youd think that all the product testers would tell them that it's fucking disgusting before they wasted their money and put it on a shelf. If anyone buys this outside of pure curiosity they should be burned at the stake for heresy.

>>7264130
Looks not too shabby to be honest.

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Britbong here, how about this? Is this acceptable, Burger Gods?

>>7264147
>How can you even bite one of those?

You grab it with your hands an bite it? It's not that difficult.

>>7264118
The best burger in America, in all my lengthy travels, is in Hannibal, Missouri. A place called Drake's Steak and Ale. It's an open-faced burger with pulled pork, onions, bacon.

Horseshoe sandwiches in Springfield, IL are good, too.

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>>7264154
Looks like the burgers I get in Mexico. Those shits are delicious.

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You're all so fucking fat.

Fuck you

so disgusting

>>7264160
Fish and chips with a burger? You're going to look American in no time.

>>7264149
>muh pancakes with mapple syrup
>muh bancon with scramble eggs
>muh beer and scotch

>>7264159
Canada everybody

>>7264165
Lol. Not only fat people eat burgers, ya gook.

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>>7264165

>>7264165
It's just your eyes m8, like seeing through a fun-house mirror, permanently.

>>7264165
I'm strong as fuck and I would kick the fucking shit out of you. 170lbs at 10% bf

Please come at me

>>7264169
Well it doesn't I mean looks somewhat appetizing. Sorta looks like the Canadian burger chain Harvey's

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Burgers are bad, they make lolis cry

>>7264160
>still has fish and chips on the side
A true Brit

>>7264172
That's a good one. I'm going to use that one from now on, fellow Commonwealth citizen.

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>>7264118
feels good not to be fat

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Anybody else imagine the cow's misery while eating a burger and just enjoy it more?

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SoLita, Manchester

>>7264176
We Canadians love a hearty order of fish and chips with mushy peas and a deep fried Mars bar for dessert.

>>7264173

>ooga booga im strong i'll fight you, here are my stats lets fight

Just like a nigger. Whites to Asians are what Blacks are to Whites.

>>7264170

Burgers are American invention. Therefore, only fat fucks eat it by default.

>>7264178
But ham is haram .

>>7264165
Someone's jelly

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You americans real like go to white castle?
This burguer looks like so.... Bland

>>7264182
>Burgers are an American invention

Burger - Hamburger - root word Hamburg - city in Germany.

>>7264182
You called me fat, you stupid chink.

>he called me a nigger

Please, you chinks have no soul. Name one single innovation to come from your overpopulated piece of shit part of the world.

>>7264185
Not when you have 40

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tomato & feta cheese bun

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>>7264175
aw no :(

burgerposters are the cancer that is ruining /lunch/

>>7264185
White Castle is for drunks looking for quantity, not quality.

>>7264130
I'd still try it

>>7264128
I love five guys but god damn it destroys my anus. I can taste the hot sauce and A1 in my ass.

>>7264190
That bitch can go fuck herself.

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>>7264161
of course only a burger can fit one of those into his mouth

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https://www.cheeseandburger.com

>mfw #12

>>7264178
Can you Eurofags fuck off please??? Aside from the Brits all non North Americans should probably fuck off preaching health advice and go to their Pilates class.

>>7264130
DELETE THIS

>>7264189
Sounds gross. Leave it to a Hungarian to ruin the hamburger.

Posting from inside a cookout burger joint.

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>>7264187

fuck you fat boy i dot need to explain shit to you

you're our bitch now

each time our nations meet for any official reason your national anthem should be this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OlFUECdZUs

get fucked fat boy

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Triple coronary bypass burger, Vortex, Atlanta, GA. What a time to be alive!

>>7264196
You squeeze it down before having a mouth orgasm fuck tard Lay off the coke

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check this shit

>>7264130
Delete this this offends

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Daily reminder that most euroqueers and ausfats enjoy "kebab" more than burgers

>cucked by food

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MEAT Liquor, London

>>7264205
Heavenly

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Honest Burger, London

>>7264197
Holy shit where is this place I want to try everything

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>>7264205
this is now a confirmed food thread

>>7264201
Post your burger

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Atomic Burger, Oxford

In Canada we have a burger in our capital Ottawa which the meat is a beaver tail fried in maple syrup on rye bread. In the Atlantic provinces you can catch a lobster roll too. Canada is the King of Cuisine.

>>7264202
Chink bringing the bants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs

What's better BK, McD, Subway or KFC?
I have only these in my city.

>>7264211
Not a restaurant, just a collection of recipes voiced by Patrick Warburton.

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>>7264212
>>7264209

The commited pig has the best burgers tbqh

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>>7264180
>SoLita, Manchester

Based. Almost Famous is bretty good too.

>>7264147
well, you squeeze it together, and take a bite. some people like to dissect their burgers and eat the segments separately! but for the most part, you can't. they're kind of supposed to be ridiculous and messy, and to have a fun interaction with them is part of the experience of such a delicious treat. :D

>>7264220
Those fries sweet potato fries?

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>>7264220
burgers are too full of fat
screw them

>>7264214

Just finished.

>>7264220
>those are fried pickles senpai
>you can put bacon and pork roll on them too

>>7264127
>germany likes the cock meat sandwich

>>7264224
Get outta here with those wannabe cabbage rolls

-Canadian of Ukrainian/Scottish descent

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with deep fried cheese curds and a root beer

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>>7264223
hell yeah nigga, these waffle fries have melted brie on them. shits so cash

>>7264218
Bk

>>7264219
Well looks like I'm gonna steal all his recipes and open a restaurant. Those look delicious and I bet they'd sell real well

>>7264229
My God. A sight for sore eyes

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This is from a restaurant few blocks from my house

>>7264157
bongs think patty melts are burgers

TOPKEK

>>7264218
none of those unless you like colon cancer and sub par factory food.

Get some good ground beef and make your own on the grill

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Recently tried Five guys and it definitely was not worth almost $8.
Basically a homade burger

No In-N-Out or Whataburger around here to try sadly

>>7264229
cheese curds are amazing anon, throw that shit with some texas ranch dipping sauce and damn.

>>7264228
>wannabe cabbage rolls

Nigga, you just made an enemy for life.

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Hi fellow burgers.

How are you all today?

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>>7264118
Post lolis with burgers

>>7264230
This is when I envy Americans the most... Aside from the whole "your leader isn't Justin "Cuck" Trudeau " thing

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>>7264118
yumm

>>7264238
They are wannabe holubtsi. You Romanians steal everything from Ukrainians I swear.

>>7264157

That's not a burger you cretin, that's whitey wheaty toasty woasty.

Fucking Americans.

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>>7264239
Not greasy enough.

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>>7264241
canadian anon, come visit new joisey if you want the best burgers (and sides) like this. check the menu for this place

>>7264158
We can clearly see that it's marketed to people who go camping in remote places and need easy to store and maintain food.

A good advertisement for that would show a couple camping on a mountain for a week and then bringing a delicious fresh cheeseburger out of their bag whilst enjoying the view.

>>7264244
Ignore him, Nigel.

>>7264232
I think they are only in the Midwest.
I want to try their walleye, but it's seasonal and I always miss it

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Twisted Root Burger - Texas. If anyone comes through north texas go eat at Twisted Root Burger. There's several locations and it's all good.

Plus, rarely see darkies in there.

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>>7264147
>he's never eaten a 1lb burger

That's a shame.

Kebabs invented hamburguer that germany modificated and brought to americans
So germany and americans eats a sandnigger invention and love it
Huehue

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>>7264202
oh please, you're barely one step above poo in loo.

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>>7264229
Culver's is good, I just wish the burger was a tiny less greasy.
I go to Culver's for their frozen custard all the time though

>2 scoop flavor of the day with hot fudge and whipped cream

>>7264157
>He thinks Mighty Whitey Rhitey Thins are burgers

lmao

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>>7264183

>>7264228

Don't fuck around with sarmale asshole

>>7264229
They just built a culvers about 40 minutes away from me, is it worth the drive?

>>7264246
The Jersey Shore burger and Tempura Avocado pork roll look like fucking holy incarnations. Sadly when I got to the US I usually don't go east of Illinois (I live in Alberta)

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Burgers are also completely jew and muzzie free. Burgers are truly the purest form of food.

>>7264228
nigguh u w0t

>>7264257
Ripped off Ukrainian kovbasa. Nice try, Nicolae.

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>>7264153
>the niggerburger

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One of the better ones I've had in this country.. Too bad we don't really have a burger-culture.

>>7264139
AT the weekend
not ON
stupid illiterate amerifat

>>7264249

Toodle pip then old boy.

>>7264185
I tried them for the first time this year. They were bland and shit. Dumb meme burger

>>7264259
Doesn't even look that good. The Ukrainian origin dish is FAR superior.

>>7264257
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

I'm getting hungry.
Post best burger recipes!

>>60876612
thats unfortunate anon... one if the times you come here, you should try and visit joisey, if only for the burger. NJs not as bad as the entire internet and pop culture tries to make it out to be. Really the only downsides to jersey are camden, newark, and property taxes.

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>>7264264
what about these,leaf man?

>>7264267
At the weekend would be a location, on the weekend is a time you stupid fuck

>>7264274
Yeah lots of niggers in Joisey. Too bad, used to be a pearl.

>>7264240
Why is she crying?

>>7264243
Ukrainians,truly the niggers of the slavic race.

mods=fags

>>7264275
Hahaahahahah stealing Cevapi from the Serbs now I see?

>Romanian Culture Vulture

>>7264282
Yep I was enjoying this on /pol/ because flags

>>7264285
at least we do have a culture
unlike you

>>7264274
Newark isn't that bad and thats coming from someone who lives right next to it, its only some areas that are bad.


Now, Camden and Paterson are another story, they'll kill you dead

>>7264279
if you live in monmouth county, you dont see that many of them. And the ones you do are usually the rich doctor ones who act whiter then britbongs. The mexicans are really what pisses me off, but they are easily avoided.

>>7264285
CRIMEA A RIVER,NIGGER.

PUTIN WILL DESTRY YOU SHIT EATING HOHOLS ANY MINUTE NOW.

>>7264291
Ahhhh yes here in Canada we have issues with natives more than anything.

>>7264293
No he won't. Russia's parent country is Kievan Rus, in Ukraine. They will never destroy the Ukrainian soul.

>>7264285
Modern ukrainians-WE WUZ COSSACKS AND SHIIET

This while cossacks wouldn't touch an cuckrainian with a ten foot pole.

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>>7264289
that heroin epidemic tho, newark is just as filled with it as the other two.
But yes, overall newarks not too bad tbqh

>fuck the captchas

Double quarter pounder with cheese.

>>7264299
We were. The Russians are just chinkified Ukrainians DESU just like you're romanized Jews.

>>7264298
>Ukrainian soul

What soul? Don't you realise that your country is now butchered and your government is called Hebrewbergville?

Get the fuck outta here.

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>>7264190
>Yukiko claimed
>suck my dick while I eat this burger

no flags means this thread is shit now
thank the mods for it

>>7264305
The government isn't representative of the people.

>Romanians preaching about Jewish govts when they're in the EU

Top kek

>>7264304
>We were.
You are shit. And your country is shit. And the better parts are now under russian control.Shut the fuck up before Putin closes the gas pipe and your country will freeze like a dog turd in January.

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>be OP
>get banned
Such is life

>>7264313
Ukrainians talking shit abour romanians, not realising that it's Pime minister and President are part romanians/moldavians.

Eat shit, slavnigger.

>>7264126
I made a watermelon balsamic syrup and drizzled it on fried chicken. It was the bees knees

This thread is a gift from /pol/.
You're welcome.

>>7264154
It would work you would just be a nigerian in france

>>7264157

>talking shit about Moist Marmite Mittens

>>7264180
>giant towering burgers I cant bite into without smushing the whole fucking thing on my face

I hate this

Best burger I ever had was this mushroom/truffle burger from this really expensive, pretentious place - the kind of place that "deconstructs" food and sort of dabbles in the whole microgastronomy thing.

It was expensive but delicious. Every time I have a burger I remember it, and nothing quite lives up to it.

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>>7265819

fuck off weeb

>>7265836
Any other oldfags here?

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>>7265868

shitposters scared them away

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>>7265875

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>>7265881

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>>7265883

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>>7265889

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>>7265892

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>>7265896

>>7264247
>chicken
>beef
where's the bbq anon?

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Made these suckers a few years ago. The key to making a good Luther is listening to Luther Vandross while you make them.

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>>7265928

>a whole fucking loaf of meat between two donuts

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>>7265953
It was pretty good, but like all I ate for a whole day.

>>7265928
honestly what's the point I could never fit that entire thing into my mouth. the whole point of a burger is layered goodness. i'd have to eat each part of that separately because the meat is so thick and huge.

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Whataburger makes some good burgers

>>7265993
The point is that its from the boondocks

>>7265993

>what's the point

kill yourself

>>7266009
That's were I got the idea. I wanna try to make the crazy burger that's in Normal Show, but I don't know how to get ketchup from the Himalayas.

>>7266012
honey, i'd like to see you try to fit such a massive piece of hot beef into your mouth.

>>7266039

this is literally the gayest comment on /ck/ right now

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Thousand island type sauce is terrible on everything else but best burger topping

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>>7266063
extra sauce

>>7266045
gays dont eat burgers anon. don't be silly.

For a burger on it's own that isn't a part of a challenge or isn't a novelty, I have to admit the best ones are the simplest.

Every burger I have ever eaten with double meat and double cheese has never been as good as the single meat and single cheese version of it. It is always unbalanced otherwise. The double meat and cheese will always over power the vegetables and forces you to squish it together as well which then causes the meats juices to run out of the patty.

Personally, I think a good burger is about being in balance with all the ingredients on it. Where you need to be able to stimulate the different tastes of the tongue from the ingredients used and have different textures as well from a smart layering of ingredients and condiments, whilst also be visually appealing while keeping all of these different aspects in balance.

For example, this is what I think of as a good burger.

Bun (burger) lightly toasted
Mustard, tomato sauce / ketchup. At a ratio of: 1:5
sliced onion (white)
pickle slices
Tomato slice
Mayonaise
Shredded lettuce
American cheese slice
35/65 burger patty coarsely ground cooked to a medium / well done state
bun

Reasoning for this: Burger buns such that it is light but not greasy like a brioche bun.

Sauces because they're classic sauces and obviously a better sauce could be used.

sliced white onion because the texture goes well with the sauces and also cuts the fatty flavour of the meat
sliced pickles to help cut the fatty flavour of the meat

Tomato slice for some vegetable and to also some umami flavour.
Mayonaise to keep the tomato and lettuce from not sliding everywhere.
Lettuce for texture

Cheese because a burger without cheese is boring
Meat for flavour and texture

>>7266111

>>>/blogspot/

>>7264246
Animal pics/cartoons on menus are so morbid.
>looks at Wilbur ... yup, I will feast on this swine.

>>7266114
>actively discouraging high-quality posts

>>7264130
http://www.asmc.com/Camping/Outdoor-kitchen/Eating/Food/Trekking-Burger-p.html

I'm buying one.

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>>7264229
fuck ya culvers

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mmm, wendys.

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In case you're wondering, those things on the side are the biggest, best god damn cheese curds ever

>>7266114

What is wrong with >>7266111 ?

we are better off with posts like that.

Also trips

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>>7266128

>paragraphs of trash are high quality posts

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>>7266186
same restaurant

>>7266191

How is it trash?

>>7264130
same level of quality as White Castle, basically.

not really that disgusting.

>>7266223

because it belongs in fucking /lit/ because of how long and pointless it is

this is an image board not google scholar

>>7264229
>>7266177
fucking stop, i'm getting homesick

>>7264224
Hey faggot, this is a burger thread. Fuck off with your stuffed cabbage garbage.

>>7266002
yes

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>>7266231
You are everything that's wrong with 4chan these days and while I'd like to write a 3-paragraph diatribe on just how much I hate you, I'll condense it to just one sentence so as to hold your toddler-level attention span:
I hope you get cut into quarters by a chainsaw made of dicks, you blithering mongoloid.

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>>7266379

You haven't offered a single fucking image to this thread. Not a single fucking one. You're nitpicking posts like a niggerfagot and I wish you would get hit by a fucking car the next time you go outside, which is gonna be a while because you're too busy sucking dick over at your moms house.

Post some content before you go on a little passive aggressive rant like the dicklicking bull-milking pole-rider you are you fucking muslim jew-waxer.

Post a burger cock wipe, instead of critiquing other people's posts like you own this stupid gook basketweaving site. Oh wait, you won't because you're a fuckstain I can't seem to buff out of my shoes. Get killed, nigger.

>>7264121
You paid $13 for your finger?

>>7264118
Guys, I'm making burgers tomorrow give me tips so they taste and look better better

>>7266592
please

>>7266592
>implying people on /ck/ know how to cook and are not just fattasses

>>7266592
Make the patty thinner than you would normally, the meat will pull together towards the center. This ensures your patties aren't too hockeypuck like.

Fresh ground black pepper, garlic salt, onion powder, worcestershire sauce, and a small amount of hot sauce

Now a days I only make burgers weird ways, but classic burgers are good to.

>>7266592
>>7266596
>>7266607
ITT from now on: post perfect burger tips/recipes/toppings

>>7266658
>taco seasonings with extra cayenne pepper
>mix into fattier meat
>melt mexican blend cheddar
>top with guacamole, sour cream, hot white onions, and tapatio

Fucking delicious

>>7266657

> weird

shit*

>>7264120
>the mexicans were right

The burrito is superior

>>7264187
>gunpowder
>tea
>respect(something caucasians dont have)

>>7265815

the labels skipping over the egg triggers my autism

>>7266400
holy shit you are so fucking mad LOL

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>>7266111
based

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>>7264157
And here's Americas

>>7266819
It's funny because the UK has more fatshits than Burgerstan.

Ain't statistics and censuses just a royal bitch?

>>7266822

>68.8% of American adults overweight or obese

>67% of male and 57% of female British adults over weight or obese

Literally just google.

Statistics sure are a bitch when you can't read 'em xoxo

>>7264122
>what is cordon bleu

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The greatest burger ever? Smokehaus in Cardiff, Wales

>>7266856
Why is there cum in the burger?

>>7264173
>saying this on 4chan
>saying this at all
Give up you're already an irredeemable fag

>>7264119
Oh, fuck off. You don't have to be an americlap in order to appreciate a tasty burger.

>>7264126
I'm not sure if you could make a dish more black than that. Maybe if you throw some skittles into it.

>>7266063
and those weird red french fries you get in American school lunches. Hell i'd get the beef burger, and mix the fries and sauce in there with some lettuce. Tasted close to good fast food.

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Grilled Cheeseburger from Original Joe's in Calgary. Texas toast, 3 cheese's, fried onions. Shit was delicious the one time I got to have it.

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I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>>7264189
>fries right on the tray

>>7266869

it's from a swedish restaurant

>>7266976
That's a sandwich, not a burger.

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>>7267046

burgers ARE sandwiches

>>7267063
but sandwiches are not burgers you fuck

>>7267066

I made a your-mom sandwich last night it was delicious

>>7267068
I burger'ed your sister faggot

>>7267046

Meat patties are never found in sandwich's. Cold cuts and cutlets are pretty much it.

Hamburgers are sandwiches. Get over it. Even McDonald's - the biggest seller of burgers on the planet - calls them sandwiches.

>>7264203
What are the tarot tots covered in?

>>7264197
>goes to website expecting bland experience
>Is greated by Patrick Warburtons voice

life is good

>>7267088
That doesn't make a sandwich a burger.

>>7267082
So peanut butter sandwiches don't exist? What about cheese sandwiches? You don't make the rules, faggot.

>>7267148
No shit, you moron. All fluids aren't milk but milk is a fluid. What is this, logic for children hour?

>>7264267
but what if he is going to cook for the weeknd?

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Best burger I've ever had

>>7264188
im laughing so hard i dont know

>>7267153

Go eat your grinder and shitty pizza hut faggot.

>>7267183

Why don't they just sous vide the burger before they fry it up?

That shit is nasty pink. I wouldn't trust it.

>>7267193
The burger is grilled, so it has a fantastic grilled taste. Also the meat is very carefully sourced, so it's fine rare or med rare. But at $16 it ain't cheap. Still, if I'm going to eat a pink burger I'm happy to pay to know how the meat is sourced. Because if they can't tell me that I won't eat it pink.

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>>7267205

>>7267217
>source
>sourced
>sourcing

Fucking hipsters. I'd rather have a month long mlp raid than have to endure hipster shit heads for one single day.

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>>7267205
Is that some peta approved burger?

>>7267183
>the best burger I've ever had was raw

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>>7267224
>paying extra for something better is "hipster" and makes me angry.
This is the second best burger I've had. Hope it doesn't trigger you. The beef is from LaFrieda.

>>7264181
>deep fried Mars bars
Scotfag here, those are fucking great

>>7266111
You're 100% right. All these burgers which are fucking towers of shit, or just have so much shit in them that its literally spilling everywhere are a joke.

>>7264128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

>>7267031

If it's from Sweden how come the cum isn't black?

>>7267286
I was just there before new years. the gf got that burger and it was fantastic.

>>7264280
It's a really big burger, Anon.

>>7266984
Literally the gayest thing I've read all day. Congratulations.

>>7264156
Best burger so far

Need your advice on sauce for a Cajun fried chicken burger I'm making. I was thinking something mayo based with either lime chilli in it or a sun dried tomato blend

Wat do?

>>7269244
I'd go chilli lime.

>>7269251
Alright so what im thinking is being a cheap cunt and buying just a generic brand light mayo.
>Finely diced chilli's
>Sprinkle of chilli powder
>Lime rind
>Lime juice
>Small clove of garlic

Haven't tried it before so it might be a hit might be a miss

>>7264122

Should have used lard as a binder.

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>>7264179
i will now