Thread replies: 22
Thread images: 1
Thread images: 1
File: Konachan.com - 146015 bed bra breasts cleavage cropped fate_extra fate_zero green_eyes panties petals saber saber_alter saber_extra saber_lily topless type-moon underwear.jpg (1MB, 2000x1600px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 2000x1600px
Hey /ck/. I'm going to homeless soon and I won't be staying in one spot. So what are some foods I can buy to take around with me? Preferably cheap since I won't be having much money.
>>
Bread. Canned meats. Canned vegetables.
>>
Anything canned because you can pop it open and it's ready to eat.
>>
>>7262536
Canned meat, trail mix, nigger toes, cheap cereal bars, peanut butter crackers,etc. Pretty much anything you'd consider suitable for a lunch box.
Oh, and find a local homeless shelter you idiot.
>>
>>7262536
Get a knife and eat other homeless.
>>
>>7262553
>nigger toes
excuse me?
>>
well sounds like you'll be needing canned stuff so maybe some chef Boyardee and some Campbell's chunky style soup.
>>
REMEMBER A CAN OPENER.
Once we had an earthquake here and we left to the shelter with our safety bagpack, we had a lot of food but forgot the damn thing, shit happens man.
>>
Invest in a fishing rod, eat delicious fish.
>>
>>7262557
I believe he means Brazil Nuts.
>>
>>7262561
Before can openers, there were knives. Learn to use one
>>
>>7262574
No one has called them Nigger Toes since 1960. Take your hipster edge elsewhere.
>>
>>7262579
Before knives, there were sharpened pieces of rock and bone. Learn to use one.
>>
>>7262585
Not who you're replying to, but I'm 30 know them by no other name.
>>
What are you gonna be carrying it in? If you have a big enough bag or like a pedal bike or a car or a motorcycle you could carry around some pans and dried foods
>>
>>7262589
Sure and you just got yogurt last Tuesday, but we're talking normal people
>>
>>7262593
I'm going to be pushing a shopping cart.
>>
>>7262536
Are you a girl, not overweight? You can stay with me, I won't demand sex. I just want to watch you take a shower every night before bed (with me, but you don't have to have sex with me unless you want, you can even keep your panties on as long as I get to pick them out)
Also you need my permission to pee or poo (and I will wipe for you)
But nothing creepy, gross, or painful (unless you agree)
>>
>>7262605
if i was a boy but i dressed like a cute girl could i take this offer?
>>
Man you are just trying to get my attention with all that Saber, aren't you?
Probably need to keep dry snacks handy and try to potentially get canned stuff and a heat source to cook on.
>>
>>7262574
nice meme
Thread posts: 22
Thread images: 1
Thread images: 1